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Tex Long

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  1. Not to get too high or too low, these guys aren't in the book until December, right? As far as I know, there aren't any enforceable contracts being signed, are there? We find the right RBs and take care of bidness, I'm guessing recruiting will work out just fine.
  2. There's always a Druncle.
  3. Yebbut... I'm not sure how fun Nashville is if you're not into live music with a southern twist, but I have the impression that surlies are indeed of those persuasions. Sure as hell works for me, though.
  4. Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! I knew it was a bad idea to let that hitchhiker drive. I shoulda grabbed the wheel while he was opening that bottle of Jack Daniels... Where'd he go? Let me at him!
  5. Short yardage? We're hearing good things about Agbo, right?
  6. "Our job is to be entertaining, that's all." -- Abe Saperstein
  7. If you've actually done that, you know that you don't need that explanation anytime soon. Well, at least so long as you can get clear of the driver's seat before witnesses show up.
  8. Fuck randomness, let spectators challenge the medalists.
  9. NC2A is such an asshole organization. Comes across as being full of the pettiest douchebags in America. I'd like to see the media publish the names, images, and likenesses of every cocksucker in that organization - along with every other one of them who have anything to do with it, whether they suck cock or not.
  10. Some of mine were called "last June"...
  11. I'd bet most of us have at least one instance of having done something incredibly stupid... and survived basically by accident and against all odds. And not even noticing it at the time, certainly not to the point of stopping to buy a lottery ticket because obviously Lady Luck was on our side at that exact moment.
  12. These are all good, as long as the contestant wears a maroon outfit and has a table of aggy t-shirts for sale.
  13. Peanut butter and mayonnaise, coupla tomato slices. Real mayo, none of that mackrel whip shit.
  14. Rookie move. Best place to start is the kitchen sink. Then, when it works, sing out "Fixed it, honey!" Might not get you laid, but it might bring a sammitch.
  15. No reponse is the best response you can hope for.
  16. Don't care, still got more left toes than Coach Prime.
  17. Next time, you'll know better. Windows closed, fan full on. Coupla pinetree smellum sticks might help, too.
  18. You're a bad person. I laughed. Okay, I'm a bad person, too.
  19. "Calm the fuck down, Bitch" for maximum effect.
  20. Only Unwanted Anal Leakage, though. Still a great band name. Better than Sex Pistols, imo.
  21. The world needs to ban advertisements in any medium for any drug. Legal, illegal... don't care. Stick those ads up your possibly commonly potentially bleeding colon, along with your side effects of stuffy nose, hair loss, difficulty breathing, vertigo, blindness, heart attack, stroke and sudden death.
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