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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Let me know if they're playing in Van Horn.
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
Adductors upper attachment is pretty deep in the growin' area. Nothing short of a porno thong gonna give the masseur - or masseuse - access. Wouldn't be a problem, but who among us actually owns one?
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
Not impressed. If he could raise the Hawg Blanket, different story.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
All 48 hours of it? At the rate he's trashing his life, one eyeblink and you miss it. No gloss needed,
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
Well... I never said it aloud, but when comparing choices of two evils, it definitely has occurred to me.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
No shit, my first thought was "Holy shit, somebody's making plastic-coated claymores!"
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
There's a reason for the phrase "shitty end of the stick"...
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
Of course taping is going to limit mobility. I think that's the point, right. Tape has no compressional strength to speak of, but it has plenty in tension, and adhering it to the structure provides at least some protection from it being pulled apart. I'm surprised that protection is not significant. From your understanding, it seems that taping ankles is a waste of time and money. Someone should let the schools know, and put a stop to it.
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
Sounds like something a scumbag lawyer would say.
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Things not going well for James Franklin [FIRED]
Not a doctor - well, not of medicine - but I am an engineer. I'm having problem differentiating biomechanics from mechanics in general. Unless athletic tape has changed drastically in adhesive and shear strength since days of yore, it seems unlikely that the effectiveness of taping would have little effect. Of course, we were taped directly on the skin, rather than over socks and even shoes, so that likely factors in. At least, we gained an appreciation for pains encountered by the girls when shaving legs - as far as up as the tape would be going up. This. This seems to be true.
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Getting old sucks
Life just isn't fair. When my wife bought a Magic Wand vibrator, the family said she was just a sexy kitten wanting to have a little bit of naughty fun. But they called me a fucking pervert when I bought a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 latex doll with inflatable DDD cups, 6 speed self-lubricating pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasmic moaning and screaming Bluetooth surround sound system. I probably should have posted this in Lame Jokes, but I think it's technically more Limp than Lame.
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SEC Catch-all Thread
Assuming Byrne is responsible for De Boer... he def needs some other topic of conversation making noise. He's prolly just getting ahead of spring practice.
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News stories that remind you of Surly
Sasquatch won't hurt you if you don't get too close, or if you follow them into the caves. They're actually only about four feet tall and wearing the furry suit to scare you off. They don't like to be photographed, though, so definitely don't use a flash.
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Getting old sucks
I had a camera and various electronics shoved down the gullet about 20 years back. According to the quacks, you aren't napping, you're mostly semi-awake and cooperating, but memory storage is turned off. The waking up part is the drugs wearing off and you start remembering the last few minutes. I think that was the gist of it, but my memory is hazy on that...
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Trouble down under - ProKick Australia
Slide? Nah, m8, chuck. Ya chuck in 'er dumpah.
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Tell me about SMU
Roger that. It's at least 1,000,000 to 1 - at least, I'd guess. I'd buy a $10 ticket if Vegas posted that, but if they post anything at all it'll be a lot less and not worth tossing a penny at.
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Tell me about SMU
- Tell me about SMU
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One of a huge number of reasons I don't give even an imaginary fuck about NBA.- Tell me about SMU
Tell me you're at least a little weak on analogy without telling me you're at least a little weak on analogy. Until he announces he's not going, it's still possible. But unless SMU offers him, say, triple or more salary - say 8 to 10 megabucks - he ain't going. Shit, he's making around 3 at Texas, which is (probably) more than Lashlee makes, already. If SMU were to go there, and throw in the giant pot of gold it'll take to buy the coaches and the players needed, he'd be crazy to turn it down. I don't think it's gonna happen. In fact, I'm pretty goddamn sure it's not... but the probability, while vanishingly small, is non-zero.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Tempest. Teapot.- Lame joke thread
I'm married to a porn star.- Getting old sucks
- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I took care of that shit in a different way. It's 75 miles from my house to the closest traffic light. Most of the time when I drive that, I see fewer than double digits of cars, and almost never see a cop.- Trouble down under - ProKick Australia
I liked The Dismal Shore better.
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