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Tex Long

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  1. Sacred Asswater need to headline ACL ASAP. Prolly six mandolins and a theremin.
  2. It seems rather short-sighted to insist a specific player somehow start being able to execute your plans. There would seem to be two better alternatives: (1) replace the player with one who can execute your plan; (2) change your plan to one that your player can actually execute. And/or "why not both?"
  3. Truth be told, Jordon wouldn't be in my wheelhouse if I were sixty years younger. It's not just looks, but there's a lot to not like... just my opinion. Of course, I also admit to being not merely racist, but absolutely tribalist, when it comes to female companionship... the three great loves of my life were (and are) Danish, Scottish, and Norwegian.
  4. I'm kind of hoping for a quick call to Pedo State, to let them know we'd waive whatever buyout is in the contract.
  5. Jordon's not remotely in my wheelhouse. Sally... well, there's something to be said for a platter of fresh chocolate chip cookies.
  6. Going back to Year 1 of Sark, seeing him lose six games in a row, building for the future instead of winning this game, right here, right now... took me - and apparently many others - three years to really warm up to him, and here we go again. I don't think I'll be surprised if we manage to lose three or four of the last five games. We shouldn't, we all hope we don't, we all hope our HC can get up the OC's ass and get some lipstick on this pig.
  7. All threads are susceptible to "Arch&OL suck" and "there was that time" posts.
  8. Florida-Kentucky level OC'ing would make it hard to win any of these last five regular season games.
  9. I'm surprised at the ref-firing, but that Auburn-UGa game was as blatant as anything we've ever seen, including the Baylor Teaff farewell and the Charlie Hip-check game. I can't imagine anything that would make shit so obvious, other than a visit from Lefty and Fingers relaying an unrefusable offer from Da Boss. Really, only halfway kidding - it's gonna take some serious fear for you to throw away whatever reputation you still have.
  10. Maybe. Are there any dark glasses?
  11. I love football. Watching a game that's relatively evenly matched is the best. It's so enjoyable to see guys making athletic plays... fast, strong, great catches, great throws, great kicks. It doesn't even matter if I don't care who wins - in fact it's often even better, because I can appreciate plays both ways. Gotta love it. Hook'em
  12. You don't need to go that far: either stop sucking your thumb, or just take out your bottom teeth when you do.
  13. Saint Darrell was asked whether he thought ball control or rushing yardage was the more important, since both were a bit over 90% accurate in predicting wins. DKR said "Neither. Our research shows scoreboard control is a hundred percent accurate... whoever had more points, wins every time."
  14. Echoes my major point to a certain class of clients: "It's already broken, it already doesn't work - how much worse do you think it can be?"
  15. Read that in Robert Palmer's voice.
  16. Not hetting enough love. Milwee? Sarkisian?
  17. Speaking of Sark and balls... does Loreal know that Sark had a vasectomy a couple of years ago? Maybe that's just another baseless internet rumor, though.
  18. Fuck About Plenty is motto-worthy.
  19. Just a guess, but I think prolly some difference between payment for live performance versus broadcast.
  20. "Tessitore" hits close to home. I wrote a book in the late 80s about the Lesbian detective who lived upstairs from Kinky Friedman's gap lappers, name of Tess Tosterone. Publishers laughed at me and at the book... but not hard enough to buy.
  21. It would be interesting to see results if visitor sections in the Tech stadium were outlined clearly. There isn't a penalty for tortilla-flinging if they aren't hitting the field... is there?
  22. Not until next August, anyway...
  23. Kentucky has some players. They just don't have enough of them and/or enough good coaches. I wouldn't go so far as to characterize them as Little Sisters of the Poor... but what might fit better is "Little Sistets of the Stupid". On the other hand, your world can get fucked up if you ignore dumbasses completely. Pay attention. Hook'em
  24. This sums up my attitude perfectly.
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