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Tex Long

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  1. +1 All in all, I'd be surprised to find out there is an AD anywhere who's even close to - much less ahead of - Mister Del Conte. As Bum Phillips said when some dumbass reporter asked if he thought Earl Campbell was in a class by himself, "Well, I don't know about that, but I do know it don't take long to call roll."
  2. I'm not that hairless, but I'm also 6'5" and regularly get zapped from ceiling fan pull chains, a whole lot more often that I like...
  3. Intentionally so. In a perverse way, it lends legitimacy to the aggy actions. I think there was even more - the batboy was killed by his father, who then killed himself, allegedly because Coach was banging the batboy's Mom. And had just married her. It really seems like he might be just the coach aggy would enjoy.
  4. I wish this wasn't quite so true...
  5. I watched most of the games. aggy lost Schloss when the two drunk aggy cursed and screamed and damn near climbed into the Florida dogout to pick a fight with the Fla coach. There are times when aggy goes beyond humor and into being a source of major embarrassment. The way we'd been flailing around looking for a coach, I had a feeling that last bit of aggyness was Schloss' last straw.
  6. Learned this one when I was about five or six...
  7. Haven't seen much about Trey Owens. He looked good in last year's Spring Game, had a little buzz, and... crickets. Anyone heard anything about him? Is he likely QB2 or ... passed up by frosh?
  8. Need pics of Wool Pimp's Mom.
  9. If he does nothing but teach Arch how to slide, or glide out of bounds, he'll be worth his salt.
  10. TP is okay, but it shows you've never lived with a toddler or a cat.
  11. The thought that these dipshits and Van Morrison have anything in common disgruntles me. I'm pretty sure I never even pretended to like them.
  12. Tex Long

    High

    Shotgun Willie said pot saved his life, no ifs, ands, or buts. If he hadn't started smoking reefer, he'da kept on drinking himself to death like the fellas he ran with. Worked for Willie.
  13. Good work. Dragging Up Old Shit is a damned fine Surly Motto.
  14. Hell, I'll buy a Star if I can't get a Bohemia. Sometimes. But never bought, never will buy, a Tres Equis.
  15. Texas 17 A&M 7 "Texas finishes next to last, while Fightin' Aggies win Second Place" Whoop!
  16. I tend to think of it as a combination of more alcohol than wise, and poor choice in female companionship. Well, long-term female companionship. I mean, "Randi" is right next to "Tiffany" on the Hot/Crazy Matrix.
  17. Been injected with more than just "melanin-enhancers"...
  18. I think you are correct. I suspect, too, that Arch will not just have, but use, more freedom to change the call.
  19. Strongly believe we'll be back in the Final Four again. Last season was a little anomalous, with other three of the previous four losing their coaches. This season starts with a big ol' bang. I'd like for us to win that opener, but I think either outcome, it'll set the tone for the whole thing. Buckeyes got a lot of talent, but we do as well. Barring injuries in the wrong positions, we should be back, again. We will all devoutly pray that Sark has seen the light in the Red Zone.
  20. My younger daze, klobasniki were sausage (AKA Pigs-in-a-blanket), kolaches were fruit. Definitely distinct. Where there were Polacks insteada Czechs, that pork sausage was kielbasa, but they still had a version rolled up in bread. Still... yum for breakfast, sausages and fruit.
  21. Woke up horny this morning. Wife's visiting her sisters for a few days, so I just called my favorite "phone sex worker". Turned out she's on vacation. Her voicemail message said "I'm out of town for a few days. Sorry, you can't come to the phone right now."
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