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Tex Long

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  1. Enhance... enhance... enhance... Git that plate number, let's bring that graffiti chalking vandal to Justice.
  2. Well, seems like they're 2/3 of the way there - got the money and the guns. Wouldn't surprise me if the lawyers were lurking in there somewhere. Wait... do bankruptcy lawyers count?
  3. That was released or "leaked" by someone at NCAA? Seems like a remarkably chickenshit thing to do. I wouldn't think ill of someone with an M hat on who happened upon that person and whipped his ass thoroughly.
  4. Agree, although if I do put 'em away, I go cups top down - keeps the big roaches out. We use Luminarc glasses with lids, top up: 12-oz stack, 16-oz single.
  5. Striated glutes is where I pull out the white surrender flag. If they get those we're done Are we not doing 'phrasing' now? Oh, and PM now this.
  6. Yeah, like a lot of us (I think), I kinda sorta feel bad for this young man... but as the author of this vid says, he has had every opportunity basically handed to him on a silver platter and all he's done is shit on everything in sight, including himself. It really seems that his mental capacities may be in direct inverse to his physical ones. It's difficult to imagine any NFL team offering him a chance, but if one was desperate enough for a WR to let him try, it seems like he would fuck it up out of sheer stupidity. Oh, and I dunno what legal weed sells for in CA, but the last time I bought some in Colorado, it was $35 for an eighth, which is roughly $180,000. I gotta wonder where he got that kind of investment capital and/or who'd be dumb enough to front it.
  7. We need some new Olympics. I'm thinking maybe Medical Olympics. I'm tired of people running fast, throwing shit, and all this shit. I want to see who can perform an appendectomy the fastest, or diagnose an illness correctly from a set of unusual symptoms.
  8. Fuck that 'green dot' helmet shit. We need to go with real antennas.
  9. "Tites" is one of my favorite shaggy- surly-isms. Is it too late to change Burnt Ends to Tite Ends?
  10. Field would be greatly improved if they would start throwing things at targets instead of just seeing how far they can throw things.
  11. Its brother is perhaps more ummm pointed: Unwanted Anal Leakage.
  12. On the other hand, if you're only pretending to be a dumbass, congratulations on a great job. Oooohh, the finger! Not just a dumbass, but a bad ass, too. I'm chastened. Truly.
  13. Reading comprehension - how does it work? This year, if Ewers falters - as in, being inaccurate or banged up, and/or self-sacking or unable to deal with blitzes and pressure - we'll see Arch, not Maalik. I think, sooner rather than later. On the other hand, if you're only pretending to be a dumbass, congratulations on a great job.
  14. No shit? Did it occur to you to compare with last season?
  15. The Season is MFI - Mucho Fucking Importante - for errybody. This year, if Ewers falters - as in, being inaccurate or banged up, and/or self-sacking or unable to deal with blitzes and pressure - we'll see Arch, not Maalik. I think, sooner rather than later. If Arch comes in, you can file Ewers under Wally Pipp. Sark wants this year. We all do. Stepping into the secsecsec and riding into the sunset with the Big Trophy would - likely will, say I - be one of the all-time We're Texas moments. Hook'em.
  16. Lord knows she probably had plenty of hints about learning her way around the pole. And buying a monkey...
  17. Often a Bad Ideaâ„¢ to use the term "boyfriend" in the same sentence with "how long". Phrasing.
  18. ?? One of the great pieces of user-friendly software. Real data storage, real programming language. Data still alive in spreadsheets, but...
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