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Tex Long

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  1. Thank you. That is wonderfully poetic, and I think it give rise to a fine motto for this web site. Yes. Respect Our Rich Tapestry of Surly Jibes.
  2. Mack wants everyone, and especially his Mom and Dad, to love him - but his brother Watson got it all. Watson even QB'ed Vandy to a win over 'Bama.
  3. I noticed the whole game the Bama D was often unready, guys still looking at the sideline as Vandy was snapping the ball. Not good.
  4. Definitely. Probably. What I thought at the time - and haven't changed my mind in the meantime - was "for a 1st and obviously already in FG range, duh." Fourth and shorter, keep the points unless it's late game and we really need that extra few points or don't need 'em at all.
  5. You've spelt scrotum incorrectly.
  6. And the box of D-cells...
  7. Watching #13 pull that shit at the end, I was thinking if I'm a ref there, I'm hitting that fucker with back-to-back Unsportsmanlike penalties and tossing him. Does that carry the same next-game suspension as targeting? I'm thinking it does, but I'm too lazy to go look it up. Any road, if DeBoer doesn't do something about that shit, he's fucking up.
  8. But no one will remember him, so the point stands.
  9. +1 Saint Darrell once had a press conference after a win like 10-7, and a reporter asked him if the narrow margin was a concern. His response was along the lines of "Nobody will remember you only won by three... they'll remember you won all your games."
  10. There was talk from the Bama camp that Saban would still have an office and ... would be sort of an Elder and help from the top as needed. I haven't really followed, but it doesn't seem to be happening. Ol' Nick's got a busy life with commercials and talking head shots. Is there a hint of don't-give-a-shit from there? Did DeBoer rub Saban the wrong way, or...
  11. I still remember when Pretty Miss Norma Jean left the Porter Wagoner show, and then Porter introduced her replacement... cute little teenager name of Dolly Something.
  12. Best learned as early as possible, but it's never Too Late to start. "Sure, honey. Tell you what: I'll just buy [WHATEVER] for myself, and you buy [WHATEVER] that you like."
  13. Mike Gundy needs to figure out how to score more against Utah and KState, instead of threatening to inflict Mack on errybody. Hell, maybe Gundy should take the "Commisioner" job himself. The press conferences would achieve high levels of sheer awesomeness...
  14. Synagogue of Saturn, likely.
  15. Partial Certainty is a decent band name, but ut would need to be acoustic and ambient.
  16. Not to mention hearing the laminations of their women...
  17. There is no such thing as "bad juju". Juju, quite simply, is. Juju may be favorable or unfavorable toward you, but that is up to Jobu, not to you. Your only course is to do whatever you can to placate Jobu. If you don't know how to do that, just observe Surliness in action and follow. By the way, hatred of 0U is unlimited and cannot be mitigated or lessened by other forms and targets of hatred, so feel free to hate what and whom you will, when you will.
  18. You just look over there at that bulldog not getting gored and then the players you know they didn't want to be there then and then they probly don't want to be here now so it's just bad for them and it's hard to hate them for being unhappy and scared to death about playing against number 3 there and for sure not number sixteen that he's got that four or five cars worth of wheelers. You know?
  19. This guy. Damn, I want to like him, But his schtick from slick end to ragged end makes it difficult. I was going to write hard, but I heard a voice over my shoulder say "Phrasing".
  20. Polydactyl Surlyite is mos' def a Band Name winner.
  21. If you're using chrome (at least on Win 10/11), the "Just Read" extension not only cleans up horrible layouts and colors, but also ignores most paywalls. Worth a try.
  22. I met a hemp-lit buckle bunny in Austin She tried to take me outside for a ride She pinned me right against her F250 But I just can't seem to smoke you off my mind. (With apologies to Keef and Mick, and to Gram, who probably wrote it in the first place.)
  23. You just look at Dyook over there, and The Elk built them up so well that now they can win even with a castoff quarterback from t.u.
  24. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    My first birthday.
  25. And yet, there was only one person in the room...
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