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Tex Long

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  1. Yeah. No. Maybe 0U gets 4 TDs, if Gabriel transfers back and Nansen leaves. Maybe.
  2. This is one of the least inspiring potential mottoes we've seen around here. Sometimes things aren't mejor que nada...
  3. And Stevie: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? Dreams of loneliness like a heartbeat drives you mad, in the stillness of remembering what you had, and what you lost, and what you had... oh, what you lost.
  4. Hey, Tarheels, everything you need to know can be summed up in just four words: Charlie Strong is available.
  5. WRONG. There are only two correct answers to her question: 1) "Huhhhh?" 2) "Did you say 'blowjob'?"
  6. oh yeah. it just means more.
  7. fuck yeah
  8. Super pleased at the outcome of the Mack-_iaz bowl. Big kudos to Maalik. Oh, and - because it cannot be said too often - Fuck Mack.
  9. You've spelt "couch" incorrectly.
  10. Pikey, gyppo, traveler...
  11. Nice one. More Effective Slime is a dual-threat objective, Band Name as well as Surly Motto.
  12. Wait... I thought we had moved on, to "dis-housificated" (hyphen optional).
  13. When Helicopter Dad and Coach Dad are the same Person
  14. I'm late to the party - as often happens - but, yeah, even barely into page 2 it should be plenty obvious to all of us that one of the parties is lying... or at least very much mistaken. I don't much give fuck which one of them is lying, there is a problem showing up, and it's one we all knew is there - it's just sort of surprising it hadn't already shown up during the actual season. Sometimes you feel like you gotta pick a side, and sometimes you feel like you need to wait until you figure out who's lying. But sometimes you just want to hope for an asteroid to hit.
  15. Not all that trivial, but... Mother fucking adverts on fucking near every playing/streaming videos. Ads, yeah, gotta pay for the show somehow, I get it. But what makes it okay to make it TOO. FUCKING. LOUD.
  16. Diaz - I'm Don Draper with regard to _iaz.
  17. This. It would be even better than having Sark kick Mack's wrinkled ass, to have a QB who wasn't quite good enough for Texas lead Duke over the Tarheels - and stay unbeaten while he's at it.
  18. One of the stories at the time was that Mack had told Muschamp - who, as you know, had been designated as Head Coach in Waiting - that he was going to retire at the end of the season. Apparently, that was based on walking away with another National Championship and when Colt went down and the backup was not even close to ready for the stage... Muschamp was pissed as hell when Mack changed his mind abut retiring after the loss to 'Bama, and felt Mack had lied to him. Having ridden Colt McCoy hard for four years, Mack had nothing left in the QB room, and the OL was already bad. 2010 was an all-time disaster, and at the end, Muschamp was able to convince the Cigars to dump GDGD, but Mack silver-tongued his way into refusing to hire Holgo the Barbarian based on his lifestyle rather than his OCing abilities, and pulled Harsin out of Boise instead, but saddled him with Applewhite. Muschamp never amounted to anything as a Head Coach, but I can't help wondering how 2010 and the next few years would have been with Coach Boom in the driver's seat and Holgorsen running the Offense... How much worse could it have been?
  19. Why did McCord jump to Syracuse?
  20. More ins and outs and what-have-yous than bird law.
  21. Horns Down.
  22. Hmmmm. I'm not sure I've ever used left-handed turkey baster.
  23. Kitchen utensils? I mean, turkey basters, sure. But...
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