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Tex Long

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Everything posted by Tex Long

  1. At least we're throwing behind the sticks to guys who aren't standing still or running the wrong way. And, Mack got dumped. Not for Belichick, just dumped. The only reason Mack is here is that we have dipshits with money and golf club memberships who don't even remember Mack bending over for Stoops, all they remember is the supremely athletic quarterback scoring on 4th and 5... the guy Mack wasn't even going to recruit. Fuck those guys, and fuck Mack. And fuck you, if you're one of those guys.
  2. Allar doesn't look bad, he just doesn't look great at all. Some things about him I wished we would see in Quinn, but I still wouldn't swap 'em... and compared with Arch? Not a bit.
  3. Both good. Combined, even better.
  4. Cap'n look like that regardless of bong rips.
  5. No prob, just rename the McRib.
  6. I imagine there are surgeons in many lands who would do it, as long the check didn't bounce.
  7. You'd be tempted to think they might be, simply because it's difficult to believe anyone would do something like that intentionally.
  8. Something something doggy something... Them's some skinny legs.
  9. It's amazing how many persons, particularly of the female persuasion, have no clue what "use your dominant eye" means.
  10. Mack Brown is back in town. He may not be an owner, but he's got some spotlight time. You know what you need to do. If nothing else, "Mack Brown is back in town" is a damn fine first line for a bkuesy song.
  11. Yeah,depends on situation. I'll have a Bohemia, chips & salsa, a nacho platter for the table, and the lady will have a large reposado margarita, salt. Make that two Bohemias.
  12. I bet you can spell Monthan, too.
  13. Had an older guy - 30ish - in a EE lab at Texas, had a wide gold wedding ring about that tight. He couldn't get it off, so he was just really careful, until he wasn't. Big-ass capacitor got him when he reached into an oscilloscope we were working with. Pretty much melted that ring, although I think it just fell off when they cut off the ruined finger. It was a weekly lab, and he only missed one session. We called him "Claw" after that.
  14. Wrong. Even sooner need more than a single finger for horns down.
  15. You spelled "aggys" wrong.
  16. I've never seen this Marty guy before. I was wondering who gave him the list of softballs, and why his boss saw fit to use a guy who sounds like his other job might be voice-stuntman for Billy Bob. On the other hand, I did like the responses from Arch - bothi his content and his delivery were extremely well done.
  17. Ryan Day stocking up on excuses, kinda Meatchicken-ish. Damn, we need to hammer the shit outta these fuckers.
  18. I think this is pretty much spot-on.
  19. Tex Long replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Well, it's still Winter, so it's dark already...
  20. Tex Long replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Occasionally, both. Usually alternating, monthly. Just the right one for several years until the left went into wet AMD.
  21. I roll with the notepad with a magnet taped to it, stuck on the ice box door. Thanks to Miz Long, I've got probably three or four hundred pens and pencils available.
  22. Now you're just encouraging them...
  23. Be patient. We're in the last coupla days for Spring semester enrollment. Once that's finito, it's probably gonna be quiet until well into spring practice and guys finding out they aren't going to be starting anytime soon and looking for a better situation. Most of those aren't going to be targets for us. A few players are going to be unhappy with coaches, and at least some of those may be of interest.
  24. Prolly want to make that spa first, then cleaners.
  25. I do more than embrace it, I find it glorious to have a rent-free dwelling place in the heads of so many americans. On the other hand, the greater world has very little hate for us... although they have a tendency to identify John Wayne as a Texan. Overall, you're right, though. It's beyond glorious, it's embraceable.
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