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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
At least we're throwing behind the sticks to guys who aren't standing still or running the wrong way. And, Mack got dumped. Not for Belichick, just dumped. The only reason Mack is here is that we have dipshits with money and golf club memberships who don't even remember Mack bending over for Stoops, all they remember is the supremely athletic quarterback scoring on 4th and 5... the guy Mack wasn't even going to recruit. Fuck those guys, and fuck Mack. And fuck you, if you're one of those guys.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Allar doesn't look bad, he just doesn't look great at all. Some things about him I wished we would see in Quinn, but I still wouldn't swap 'em... and compared with Arch? Not a bit.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Both good. Combined, even better.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Cap'n look like that regardless of bong rips.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
No prob, just rename the McRib.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I imagine there are surgeons in many lands who would do it, as long the check didn't bounce.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
You'd be tempted to think they might be, simply because it's difficult to believe anyone would do something like that intentionally.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Something something doggy something... Them's some skinny legs.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
It's amazing how many persons, particularly of the female persuasion, have no clue what "use your dominant eye" means.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Mack Brown is back in town. He may not be an owner, but he's got some spotlight time. You know what you need to do. If nothing else, "Mack Brown is back in town" is a damn fine first line for a bkuesy song.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Yeah,depends on situation. I'll have a Bohemia, chips & salsa, a nacho platter for the table, and the lady will have a large reposado margarita, salt. Make that two Bohemias.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I bet you can spell Monthan, too.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Had an older guy - 30ish - in a EE lab at Texas, had a wide gold wedding ring about that tight. He couldn't get it off, so he was just really careful, until he wasn't. Big-ass capacitor got him when he reached into an oscilloscope we were working with. Pretty much melted that ring, although I think it just fell off when they cut off the ruined finger. It was a weekly lab, and he only missed one session. We called him "Claw" after that.
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
Wrong. Even sooner need more than a single finger for horns down.
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
You spelled "aggys" wrong.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
I've never seen this Marty guy before. I was wondering who gave him the list of softballs, and why his boss saw fit to use a guy who sounds like his other job might be voice-stuntman for Billy Bob. On the other hand, I did like the responses from Arch - bothi his content and his delivery were extremely well done.
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CFB coaching carousel
Ryan Day stocking up on excuses, kinda Meatchicken-ish. Damn, we need to hammer the shit outta these fuckers.
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CFB coaching carousel
I think this is pretty much spot-on.
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Getting old sucks
Well, it's still Winter, so it's dark already...
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Getting old sucks
Occasionally, both. Usually alternating, monthly. Just the right one for several years until the left went into wet AMD.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I roll with the notepad with a magnet taped to it, stuck on the ice box door. Thanks to Miz Long, I've got probably three or four hundred pens and pencils available.
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Dumb Question Amnesty Thread
Now you're just encouraging them...
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Be patient. We're in the last coupla days for Spring semester enrollment. Once that's finito, it's probably gonna be quiet until well into spring practice and guys finding out they aren't going to be starting anytime soon and looking for a better situation. Most of those aren't going to be targets for us. A few players are going to be unhappy with coaches, and at least some of those may be of interest.
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
Prolly want to make that spa first, then cleaners.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
I do more than embrace it, I find it glorious to have a rent-free dwelling place in the heads of so many americans. On the other hand, the greater world has very little hate for us... although they have a tendency to identify John Wayne as a Texan. Overall, you're right, though. It's beyond glorious, it's embraceable.