Everything posted by Tex Long
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Getting old sucks
Which part is eluding you... "needle" or "eyeballs"?
- TIL, today I learned....
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Getting old sucks
Last Wednesday of the month, time for the monthly needle in the eyeballs for that AMD shit. Been doing this for nine years now, gettin' pretty damn tired of it... although it's definitely better than being completely blind, fer sher.
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TIL, today I learned....
Nope, but I'ma take a look at it. Damn, I miss the "Random" button.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
PM Chris Beard
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Tipicle tsip writting to find some way to slide in a suck and an aggy in one sentense.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Glory Holes is a pretty pretty pretty good band name. They could play Village People and Queen covers - with the right venue, Milkmen would be apropos. Fat Bottom Girls for a backup group. I mean, it writes itself.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Yeah, I don't think there was ever a question about his knowing the right place to bo... just doing the right thing when he got there.
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TIL, today I learned....
Now do "... colder than a witch's tit."
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
- Post a pic that makes you lol
that, too.- Lame joke thread
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to cook?- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Interesting you should project that. At least we can spell banana, though, so there's a silver lining in there somewhere. Also, you should take note of the fact that Mack is here because he just got through doing the exact same shit at UNC that he did here, and shit all over his own legacy, such as it was. He did his "give me X years to fix this" schtick, refused to resign and got his ass fired. The fact that our last go-round with Mack was more than ten years does not mean that we should embrace his return. Let me sum it up for you: FUCK. MACK. BROWN.- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
So... if Sayin is an honest 6'1", apparently Arch is actually around 5'10", right?- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
How did you get gidnik's login, Sally?- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
No, "bored" was right, although it's a little unclear whether it modifies "mother", "fuckers", or even "y'all". No matter, I celebrate its Hemingwayesque succinctness.- Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
Slo-mo train wrecks take a while. Patience, grasshopper.- Questions about the coaching process : How does the thinking/preparation work?
The nail head... you have hit it, squarely. The major problem with our HC is that he is still buried face-down in the glory of his tactics, almost exclusively on the offense side. He needs to acquire an OC to take care of offensive tactics while he (and his analysts) can focus on the strategic issues. Talent is not a huge problem. We may not be on the top step, but we're not far behind the tOSUs and UGas, and we've gained a lot of ground on them the last couple of years. The most important thing, I think, is depth. We're closer to them on starters, and closing in on the second men up. We were - for the second season in a row - one or two fuckeed up plays from all the marbles. We should all be happy about where we are, but demanding continued improvement. Hook'em- Questions about the coaching process : How does the thinking/preparation work?
It ain't a foul if the guy in the striped shirt doesn't throw a flag.- 2025 CFP National Championship - Ohio State vs. Notre Dame
- Questions about the coaching process : How does the thinking/preparation work?
ChatCFB is Real, isn't it?- Tell Me About Texas a&m
PM Urban Meyer- the first 15 scripted plays how does this work?
Scripts work fine, until you run into some fucker who's built up an immunity to iocane.- the first 15 scripted plays how does this work?
Y'all lighten up. The post under discussion was actually not bullshit in any way other than ridiculous over-use of latinate terms. For the most part, it was spot on, and if you could run it through a Vulgarizer app, it would look like a large portion of every other thread on Surly. Maybe start a new thread, title it "AI: Threat? Or Menace?" - Post a pic that makes you lol
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