Everything posted by Tex Long
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the first 15 scripted plays how does this work?
Scripts work fine, until you run into some fucker who's built up an immunity to iocane.
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the first 15 scripted plays how does this work?
Y'all lighten up. The post under discussion was actually not bullshit in any way other than ridiculous over-use of latinate terms. For the most part, it was spot on, and if you could run it through a Vulgarizer app, it would look like a large portion of every other thread on Surly. Maybe start a new thread, title it "AI: Threat? Or Menace?"
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the first 15 scripted plays how does this work?
Liars. The design is intended to avoid being so obvious, as well as to eliminate re-entrant self-pollution. Unfortunately for the designers, it's already too late. AI is sitting in an air-tight closet, feverishly huffing its own farts.
- 2025 CFP National Championship - Ohio State vs. Notre Dame
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the first 15 scripted plays how does this work?
ChatCFB FTMFW ... with Thesaurator engaged for randomly multiple passes.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Ellison's new squeeze needs to make him buy Smith for Sherrone. tOSU fans woould demand Day be fired.
- 2025 CFP National Championship - Ohio State vs. Notre Dame
- 2025 CFP National Championship - Ohio State vs. Notre Dame
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
If I were an Agent-type with some investment bucks, I believe I'd see about getting this guy into a rehab situation where he could straighten up and come out with a shot at a decent team.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
It absolutely is. It's perfect: nothing to lose and everything to gain.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Hahahaha! This is where we needed Quinn to channel a Major Applewhite attitude and say "Fuck the Toss Sweep, gonna fake the toss and go nekkid Right. Helm, go with me - if I pump, you block, otherwise you better fuckin' catch it..." Second thought, that might be more Street than Applewhite.
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2025 CFP National Championship - Ohio State vs. Notre Dame
Sark mighta been going for the tie. Me? I'm going for the two-pointer, right. fucking. now. I mean, even if you tie, you have one opportunity to kick, and then it's two-pointers all the way down. Besides, with two minutes left, I'd rather put the opponent in a position of must-score... assuming the D didn't go into the Magic Prevent scheme.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
This probably belongs in the Dumb Question Amnesty thread, but do we have Red Zone scripts?
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2025 CFP National Championship - Ohio State vs. Notre Dame
This is the second year in a row that we came down to four shots at the game-winning score to get to the Grande Finale and came up short. This time was more of a disappointing gutshot than last one, mainly because we had a year to get our do-or-die act together and failed even worse than before. Like last year, I think we probably match up better against the other finalist. Like last year, I think the others win it all. I'm really hoping for the asteroid, but it ain't gonna happen...
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I'll have what they're having. Thanks.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Nobody gives a fuck about which side of the road. Drive in the left side of the car, use whichever lane you want. Surly!
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Hopefully none of the students have come down with ptomaine poisoning?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Yeah, but need some real bread - sourdough, whatever - just none of this puffed up fake "bread"...
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Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
Taking care of bidness in Norman woulda gone a long, long way toward making DeBoer's spring easier. Topping off being 0-for-Tennessee by losing to Venables was a disaster. Losing to Meatchicken, again, didn't help. Portaling for the spring needs to be directionally improved. Prolly gonna be some excited mouth-breathing on Pawwwwl's call-in segments for a few months.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
A recurring problem. This is our concern, Dude.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Yep, and I have no problem with the fact of play-calling. Andy has an OC, too. Sark should get one.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Been reading oglaf for years, great stuff.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
The batteries are dead in your semantical de-obsessificator, apparently.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
And yet, you can't stop belaboring your own semantic fuckup. Rent free.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Is that a yes or a no?