Tex Long
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the first 15 scripted plays how does this work?
Liars. The design is intended to avoid being so obvious, as well as to eliminate re-entrant self-pollution. Unfortunately for the designers, it's already too late. AI is sitting in an air-tight closet, feverishly huffing its own farts.
- 2025 CFP National Championship - Ohio State vs. Notre Dame
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the first 15 scripted plays how does this work?
ChatCFB FTMFW ... with Thesaurator engaged for randomly multiple passes.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Ellison's new squeeze needs to make him buy Smith for Sherrone. tOSU fans woould demand Day be fired.
- 2025 CFP National Championship - Ohio State vs. Notre Dame
- 2025 CFP National Championship - Ohio State vs. Notre Dame
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
If I were an Agent-type with some investment bucks, I believe I'd see about getting this guy into a rehab situation where he could straighten up and come out with a shot at a decent team.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
It absolutely is. It's perfect: nothing to lose and everything to gain.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Hahahaha! This is where we needed Quinn to channel a Major Applewhite attitude and say "Fuck the Toss Sweep, gonna fake the toss and go nekkid Right. Helm, go with me - if I pump, you block, otherwise you better fuckin' catch it..." Second thought, that might be more Street than Applewhite.
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2025 CFP National Championship - Ohio State vs. Notre Dame
Sark mighta been going for the tie. Me? I'm going for the two-pointer, right. fucking. now. I mean, even if you tie, you have one opportunity to kick, and then it's two-pointers all the way down. Besides, with two minutes left, I'd rather put the opponent in a position of must-score... assuming the D didn't go into the Magic Prevent scheme.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
This probably belongs in the Dumb Question Amnesty thread, but do we have Red Zone scripts?
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2025 CFP National Championship - Ohio State vs. Notre Dame
This is the second year in a row that we came down to four shots at the game-winning score to get to the Grande Finale and came up short. This time was more of a disappointing gutshot than last one, mainly because we had a year to get our do-or-die act together and failed even worse than before. Like last year, I think we probably match up better against the other finalist. Like last year, I think the others win it all. I'm really hoping for the asteroid, but it ain't gonna happen...
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I'll have what they're having. Thanks.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Nobody gives a fuck about which side of the road. Drive in the left side of the car, use whichever lane you want. Surly!
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Hopefully none of the students have come down with ptomaine poisoning?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Yeah, but need some real bread - sourdough, whatever - just none of this puffed up fake "bread"...
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Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
Taking care of bidness in Norman woulda gone a long, long way toward making DeBoer's spring easier. Topping off being 0-for-Tennessee by losing to Venables was a disaster. Losing to Meatchicken, again, didn't help. Portaling for the spring needs to be directionally improved. Prolly gonna be some excited mouth-breathing on Pawwwwl's call-in segments for a few months.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
A recurring problem. This is our concern, Dude.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Yep, and I have no problem with the fact of play-calling. Andy has an OC, too. Sark should get one.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Been reading oglaf for years, great stuff.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
The batteries are dead in your semantical de-obsessificator, apparently.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
And yet, you can't stop belaboring your own semantic fuckup. Rent free.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Is that a yes or a no?
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
"Hey, PK... let's not run that 'prevent' bullshit with 30 seconds left. 'K?"
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CFP 2024-2025 National Championship Final
I shoulda voted for the Asteroid, but it wasn't a choice. Noter Dame gets my nod, because Freeman looks to be more capable of getting his guys fired up and ready to rock'n'roll. Jake and Elwood will be tossing back shots with a waddle of penguins, and unpredictable events are uhhh unpredicted.