Everything posted by Tex Long
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
You're right about a lot of things. This is not one of those.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Well, technically you do all four cylinders, but #3 runs the hottest because of the fan's air flow design. Solid lifters, gotta keep 'em adjusted. All you need are a 19mm box, 10mm box, flathead screwdriver, and a feeler gauge. When you first start, it's a once-a-week at least a little bit of adjustment on all four. After a month, every other week, and then once a month or so. Park it Friday night where you can slide under on Saturday morning, leave it stone cold, ten or fifteen minutes tops. Haven't looked in years, but last time I did, there were still some manufacturers in Brasil making parts. Bet still plenty here and there.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Tree fiddy FTMFW
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
PM Mack Brown for payment method info...
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
... aaand my second thought (because I actually still carry a Swiss Army pocketknife, and have used it to open a can in the last year...).
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Exactly. My first thought when the electric can opener wasn't able to handle it.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
They work fine, if the moron who loads the napkins puts in 20 of them, like the boss told him or her, instead of cramming 113 into it, which results in that 50 or nothing.
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
Could be wunna them cow-calf deals, too.
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
The Key here is the Big Burnt Orange Blob in Will Howard's mind. We get to him a few times - hits, sacks, INTs, whtever - and he will collapse in a puddle of choke snail vomit. The Front Line has to get by the tOSU blockers, and get to him. I think it's more likely than not that they do. Hook'em
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Why Ohio State Stomps a Mudhole In Texas' Ass
SIAP, but Slug Vomit may be the best band name of the post season.
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Why Ohio State Stomps a Mudhole In Texas' Ass
Where can we get a prop on tOSU -41 being negative?
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
I have to admit I was okay with losing to Kansas if that's what it took to quit whining about racism and fire the incompetent motherfucker. Cheer for it? No. Upset at losing? Not very much, other than not having lost to them since beore aggy's last Number 1 year.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
According to Paul Bryant, "winning isn't everything, but it's way the hell ahead of whatever's in second place."
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All time Texas QB Ranking Discussion - 2025
Sure you do.
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All time Texas QB Ranking Discussion - 2025
"If"?
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NFL Black Monday Thread/Coaching Carousel
So... is NE going with Prime & Shedeur or Sark & Quinn?
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
To be accurate, Howard's history of losing every game against Texas is not the reason we're going to win this one. The reason is not that he lost, but that he hasn't gotten over the losses, and he can't stop thinking about them. Hell, he even lost to Maalik Murphy... he coulda won, but he "slipped". Oops. He's going to "slip" again - fumble, INT, miss a wide-open Smith, whatever. Horns up, Horns down, it don't make a shit, Horns are in his head, and they don't leave any room for anything else. Hook'em
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
If you have a more-or-less unlimited budget for all manner of analysis why not have a crew that researches refs and their tendencies to calling or ignoring various fouls and their in-game behavior and willingness or refusal to reconsider a call? Can you calmly approach this or that official and say "ref, that guy tok off running, there's no foul if you hit him as or after he kicks it. Call a ref huddle, pick up that flag?"
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2024 Week 17 - Cotton Bowl CFP Semifinal Texas vs Ohio State
We will win the game. I just saw a presser with tOSU quarterback Will Howard. We are in Will Howard's Head. Here's the clip: Watch this. Every bit of hos body language and indeed his demeanor tells you he's obsessed with Texas... which he says is the only XII team he couldn't beat. He's got a Longhorn in his brain. We got this game.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Crowning Strippers is a decent band name.
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Rumor has it....
Any truth to rumor that we probably gonna be seeing pics of Jimbo on our sideline flashing the horns up?
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Kirby Smart is a giant gaping vagina
"Complications" following surgery is MedicoLegalese for "not our fault".
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Isn't the rule protecting punters inapplicable if he takes off and runs before kicking? Useta be, but I've not kept up with it. Is it a tackle box thing? I thought the guy did take a few steps first... it was amazing that the blocker managed to miss the ball? Hell, I thought he caught it with his belly.
- 3rd Qtr vs ASU. What went wrong?
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Dumb Question Amnesty Thread
"Russian trying to speak Spanish" sounds about right. Doath thervethas friath por favore theenyore is my Thpanith go-to phrase.