Everything posted by Tex Long
- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
"Dammit! The Doc said that vasectomy was 100%."
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Agree with Wingo as more decoy than target - Mosley and Livingstone need to get the ball more. Arky came within a FG of aggy, there's room for the world's greatest offensive mind to get over that.
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Brian Kelly to L$U
Nah. Best job is Coaches' Agent. Get paid by errybody, just set up a few interviews here and there and deposit those checks.
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
I suspect most of us, at some point in our lives, have had a female companion with an excessive need for attention, often exacerbated by slight over-indulgence in alcohol. What is needed is a place of her own, preferably with a lock on the outside. Failing that, we have to be able to restrain an occasional physical attack without undue force. Unfortunately for some of us, we may find ourselves in a likewise state of slight over-indulgence, and if our companion is a large, strong person, we may encounter an exchange of bruises, scrapes, and scratches. Honestly, I believe his initial statement was probably pretty damned close to the truth, namely that he was reading something, she demanded attention, he failed to respond and kept reading, she snatched (so to speak) his reading glasses from his face and broke them, which pushed him over the edge, A few slaps were exchanged, she called 911 (often a Bad Idea absent a life-and-death situation). One of the responding officers told her they could arrest him if she was - oh, I dunno, being strangled? She went with that, the cops pretended to believe it, and here we are. I still feel that Beard could have salvaged things by apologizing most sincerelyto Randi, the fans, his players, the school... errybody. And then seeking and performing anger management training. But he didn't. And here we are.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Yep. Friend of mine was nuclear power engineer at Bechtel for many years. Recently sold the little house in Palo Alto that he paid $12,000 for back in 70s, got $1,200,000 for it. He's happily retired in what he called"horse country" (wherever that is)...
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
It's fun to wade hip-deep through the argumentation. No doubt about it. The best part is that it'll never stop as long as the Beauty Contest System continues. Two teams? You're fucked because you're third most beautiful, biggest cup size, least knobby knees... whatever. Four teams? Fucked at fifth. Twelve teams? Left out at thirteenth. Let errybody in, at 128 teams. That's seven weeks of playoffs and nobody gets left out.
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
It's tough to kick when one pants leg is tighter than the other...
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
We never eat cookies, because they have yeast. One little bite turns a man to a beast. Oh, can you imagine a greater disgrace than a man in the gutter, with crumbs on his face?
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
If your mental image is the same as mine, I believe you mean an Executive Clown Suit.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
You've spelt bottle incorrectly.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
After due consideration of Miss Jordon's role in the life of Coach Belichick, I have come to the belief that she is a MOSSAD spy in training, in thid case on-the-job training. She should be moving into control of his assets before too long.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Yep. The problem we have with Pheven-win Phteve is that he won't let it happen. As far as I've noticed, without looking it all up, the HC with offensive-side specialization is less likely to grab the brass ring than is the HC who came up on the defensive side. Not impossible, mind you, but less likely.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
The HC-OC relationship is - or should be - that HC determines strategy and OC determines tactics to implement the offensive strategy. The HC should offer ideas to the OC, but not dictate. Sark not likely to do that.
- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
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The 2nd Most Important Position Behind QB Is…
Short while back, LT was mentioned as the highest paid NFL position. That says a lot, including importance and scarcity. We've done well there lately.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I think the "cap" is on school money. Policing the BMD bucks not part of that. Thunderlounge beat me to it...
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
All three of our losses followed a bye week (or longer)... what were we doing during the week(s) off?
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Tell me about SMU
I am at least mildly gruntled by this.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
7 Depending on location might go down to 5. Where's crawfish? Don't matter, still 5 or 7...
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I think she ran track at USC while Sark was there. Saw a reference to North Carolina, but...
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2025 Random Games thread
UNLV QB is quick.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
This particular show is far from over. The Fat Lady not only hasn't sung yet, she isn't even in the building.