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Tex Long

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Everything posted by Tex Long

  1. It's tough to kick when one pants leg is tighter than the other...
  2. We never eat cookies, because they have yeast. One little bite turns a man to a beast. Oh, can you imagine a greater disgrace than a man in the gutter, with crumbs on his face?
  3. If your mental image is the same as mine, I believe you mean an Executive Clown Suit.
  4. You've spelt bottle incorrectly.
  5. After due consideration of Miss Jordon's role in the life of Coach Belichick, I have come to the belief that she is a MOSSAD spy in training, in thid case on-the-job training. She should be moving into control of his assets before too long.
  6. Yep. The problem we have with Pheven-win Phteve is that he won't let it happen. As far as I've noticed, without looking it all up, the HC with offensive-side specialization is less likely to grab the brass ring than is the HC who came up on the defensive side. Not impossible, mind you, but less likely.
  7. The HC-OC relationship is - or should be - that HC determines strategy and OC determines tactics to implement the offensive strategy. The HC should offer ideas to the OC, but not dictate. Sark not likely to do that.
  8. Short while back, LT was mentioned as the highest paid NFL position. That says a lot, including importance and scarcity. We've done well there lately.
  9. I think the "cap" is on school money. Policing the BMD bucks not part of that. Thunderlounge beat me to it...
  10. All three of our losses followed a bye week (or longer)... what were we doing during the week(s) off?
  11. I am at least mildly gruntled by this.
  12. 7 Depending on location might go down to 5. Where's crawfish? Don't matter, still 5 or 7...
  13. I think she ran track at USC while Sark was there. Saw a reference to North Carolina, but...
  14. UNLV QB is quick.
  15. This particular show is far from over. The Fat Lady not only hasn't sung yet, she isn't even in the building.
  16. If Steve does depart will-he nill-he, there isn't going to be a massive buyout, but the Mutually Acceptable Preservation of our Good Name parting agreement will fund a couple of years' rent on her Casa Loreal.
  17. Wait just a damned minnit, trooper. Are you saying this isn't who steve sarkisian is?
  18. UCLA more likely. Didn't Loreal spend a few divorce months house shopping in LA?
  19. Edit for accuracy.
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