Everything posted by Tex Long
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
It's tough to kick when one pants leg is tighter than the other...
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
We never eat cookies, because they have yeast. One little bite turns a man to a beast. Oh, can you imagine a greater disgrace than a man in the gutter, with crumbs on his face?
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
If your mental image is the same as mine, I believe you mean an Executive Clown Suit.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
You've spelt bottle incorrectly.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
After due consideration of Miss Jordon's role in the life of Coach Belichick, I have come to the belief that she is a MOSSAD spy in training, in thid case on-the-job training. She should be moving into control of his assets before too long.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Yep. The problem we have with Pheven-win Phteve is that he won't let it happen. As far as I've noticed, without looking it all up, the HC with offensive-side specialization is less likely to grab the brass ring than is the HC who came up on the defensive side. Not impossible, mind you, but less likely.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
The HC-OC relationship is - or should be - that HC determines strategy and OC determines tactics to implement the offensive strategy. The HC should offer ideas to the OC, but not dictate. Sark not likely to do that.
- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
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The 2nd Most Important Position Behind QB Is…
Short while back, LT was mentioned as the highest paid NFL position. That says a lot, including importance and scarcity. We've done well there lately.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I think the "cap" is on school money. Policing the BMD bucks not part of that. Thunderlounge beat me to it...
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
All three of our losses followed a bye week (or longer)... what were we doing during the week(s) off?
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Tell me about SMU
I am at least mildly gruntled by this.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
7 Depending on location might go down to 5. Where's crawfish? Don't matter, still 5 or 7...
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I think she ran track at USC while Sark was there. Saw a reference to North Carolina, but...
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2025 Random Games thread
UNLV QB is quick.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
This particular show is far from over. The Fat Lady not only hasn't sung yet, she isn't even in the building.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
More accurate?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Is he related to Max?
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
If Steve does depart will-he nill-he, there isn't going to be a massive buyout, but the Mutually Acceptable Preservation of our Good Name parting agreement will fund a couple of years' rent on her Casa Loreal.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Wait just a damned minnit, trooper. Are you saying this isn't who steve sarkisian is?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
UCLA more likely. Didn't Loreal spend a few divorce months house shopping in LA?- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Edit for accuracy.- Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
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