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Tex Long

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  1. "Coach, is there any truth to the rumor you're planning a new Prime Academy, here in Colorado?"
  2. Ah, yes: Eva Gabor - one of the highest attainments of the arts of Makeup and Cosmetic Surgery.
  3. Chauffeur comes to mind. Having one, not being one. 60 years after JFK's death it is more and more apparent that Kennedy was a victim of a palace coup - spearheaded by Vice-President Johnson -- Secret History -- Sott.net.mhtml
  4. Totin' Chip says Yes.
  5. I'll take strabismic alcoholics for $800, Alex.
  6. Unnecessary. Appreciate thoroughness and plainspeak.
  7. Binary scale. One is Five. No math, just symbology.
  8. Have had a bad achilles tendon in my right leg for a few years, apparently brought on by a -floxacin scrip. Swollen up just above the heel. Not horribly bothersome, but sometimes sore enough to cause limping. Hasn't gotten worse, and was helped quite a bit by massaging "the sore place" on the calf. A few weeks ago, I suddenly developed "drop foot", which has dramatically altered my stride. I have to pick up the foot with a knee bend. The foot doesn't flop all the way down, but it also doesn't lift. Sitting flat-footed, and trying to flex upward, the big toe has almost no movement, although the other toes have about the same motion as the other foot. There is also a lot of numbness on the top of the foot. Now I'm seeing obvious swelling, mostly in the foot but a little up the ankle, too. At 81, I'm not sure whether to chalk it up as just regular "falling apart" or what. I reckon I ought to let a specialist go over this. GP doesn't seem concerned by it, but I'm pissed off about not being able to walk more than a few dozen strides at a time, and pretty damned slowly, at that. What kind of Doc should I see?
  9. Not to get too high or too low, these guys aren't in the book until December, right? As far as I know, there aren't any enforceable contracts being signed, are there? We find the right RBs and take care of bidness, I'm guessing recruiting will work out just fine.
  10. There's always a Druncle.
  11. Wait... how's his pass blocking?
  12. Yebbut... I'm not sure how fun Nashville is if you're not into live music with a southern twist, but I have the impression that surlies are indeed of those persuasions. Sure as hell works for me, though.
  13. Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! I knew it was a bad idea to let that hitchhiker drive. I shoulda grabbed the wheel while he was opening that bottle of Jack Daniels... Where'd he go? Let me at him!
  14. Nashville can be a very good visit, that's no shit.
  15. Short yardage? We're hearing good things about Agbo, right?
  16. "Our job is to be entertaining, that's all." -- Abe Saperstein
  17. If you've actually done that, you know that you don't need that explanation anytime soon. Well, at least so long as you can get clear of the driver's seat before witnesses show up.
  18. Fuck randomness, let spectators challenge the medalists.
  19. NC2A is such an asshole organization. Comes across as being full of the pettiest douchebags in America. I'd like to see the media publish the names, images, and likenesses of every cocksucker in that organization - along with every other one of them who have anything to do with it, whether they suck cock or not.
  20. Some of mine were called "last June"...
  21. I'd bet most of us have at least one instance of having done something incredibly stupid... and survived basically by accident and against all odds. And not even noticing it at the time, certainly not to the point of stopping to buy a lottery ticket because obviously Lady Luck was on our side at that exact moment.
  22. These are all good, as long as the contestant wears a maroon outfit and has a table of aggy t-shirts for sale.
  23. whynotboth.gif
  24. Peanut butter and mayonnaise, coupla tomato slices. Real mayo, none of that mackrel whip shit.
  25. Rookie move. Best place to start is the kitchen sink. Then, when it works, sing out "Fixed it, honey!" Might not get you laid, but it might bring a sammitch.
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