Everything posted by Tex Long
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
"Mine does that..." is the operative part, you're never outta luck if you've got (relatively) unarthritic hands. No need for sneakywhacking... hell, it's pretty good when she does decide to join in - it happens.
- 2024 GameAbove Sports Bowl - Pittsburgh vs. Toledo
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Post a pic that makes you lol
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The Z80 was/is a perfectly good little CPU.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Sometimes he reads the D correctly? And Blue is F.A.S.T.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
nntp ftmfw EDIT: still have a reel-to-reel tape machine... although I have to admit I haven't fired it up since my preamp died.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Damn, y'all young guys still struggling with this? Correct action dictates that when the appointed time arrives, you simply say something like this: "It's time, babe. You can go on to sleep, or read your Kindle, or watch a movie, or you can just watch, or join in and have a half-dozen screaming orgasms. Your choice... here we go." It's important to make sure she understands that orgasms are like time-outs - they don't carry over to the second half, much less to the next game...
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Triggered? Yeah, me too.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Cowherd is a grade-A goofus. I don't watch his crap unless Klatt is on. I like Klatt, though. He actually understands Football, and he usually is pretty level-headed. He also gives Cowherd shit for some of his stupider utterings. ... and Klatt clearly re-lives 70-3 a few times a year, and that's kinda fun to watch.
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Bill Norton
I've always enjoyed seeing a DT tackle a runner using the guy's own blocker. Alternatively, just grabbing the whole backfield and throwing them away one at a time until he gets to the one with the ball. Good work, Norton.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Isn't Les Wexner a big tOSU donor? You know, Les, right? Victoria's Secret, Jeffrey Epstein, Model Agencies?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Having a hard time believing we have more t-shirt fans than Norte Dome. Or being more hated. Although, be fair, if we include international fans, I can see more t-shirts. Hated, though? Don't think so - I've avoided many problems overseas by explaining that I'm from Texas, and while we are content to let the Ugly Americans believe we are one of their "States", we are in fact a separate country in every important way.
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
Superior Titters is the best band name of the day... but it's early.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Too much ambiguity. Is that a Good Thing™ or is it a Bad Thing™?
- 2024 CFP Playoffs Round 1: Texas vs. Clemson - 3:00pm on TNT
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
This is so fucking dumb that it entrains a vortex of awesomeness. Damn fine idea. Damn fine.
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Noah Knigga
You're probably thinking of the Cock Toe Twins.
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Kirk Herbstreit is a Douche Waffle
The "solution" to Horns Down is simple: embrace it. Horns Up, Horns Down. It don't make a shit. You show the Horns, at all, we know we're in your head. Rent Free. Rent Free, baby. Wunna the games, not positive which, but I think SMU getting crushed by the Pedos, there was a crowd shot of the home teamers celebrating something, probably one of their pick-6es, and a number of them were Horns Downing. I was amused. At least there was no rhythmic slapping...
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
+REP for Coach Prime and for Travis Hunter
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Twas' The Night Before Christmas and All About Surly
It's after Sunset, it's Christmas. Go back to the Olden Daze and find that the Day begins as soon as the preceding Day passes: at Sunset. Oh, and the Daylight of the Days will be getting longer now. For a while. WHich way did that groundhog go?
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Kirk Herbstreit is a Douche Waffle
Surly Motto material Welllll... he's making plenty of bucks, fact. Entertainment, aye. Commentators are part of the show. Cannot be said too often. It looks like that what happened this season is that Kirk realized that he's not all that, and the Boss makes him go and do and say whatever the Boss wants him to say. It's the same epiphany seen by Nixon when he found out he didn't actually run things.
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Lame joke thread
Just a few days ago, I was amazed to find myself on a flight with Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson across the aisle. I congratulated him on his new gig at North Carolina, and we chatted about the playoffs. She excused herself to go to the restroom. I took advantage of her absence to congratulate him on his girlfriend. I said no one could believe a man his age could land such a beauty. He laughed and said "I lied to her about my age." I said "Wow, did you tell her you're 45?" He laughed harder. "Naaahhh. Told her I'm 92."
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Post a pic that makes you lol
- Indiana at Notre Dame Round 1 Playoffs
Looks like no heated field. That shit is going to be hard as a concrete parking lot. Ball slick, heavy, rock-hard. Glad to be where I am and not in South Bend. Or Happy Valley. Or Columbus OH.- Post a pic that makes you lol
- Indiana at Notre Dame Round 1 Playoffs
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