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Tex Long

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  1. No reponse is the best response you can hope for.
  2. Don't care, still got more left toes than Coach Prime.
  3. Next time, you'll know better. Windows closed, fan full on. Coupla pinetree smellum sticks might help, too.
  4. You're a bad person. I laughed. Okay, I'm a bad person, too.
  5. Or a sex toy with three settings.
  6. "Calm the fuck down, Bitch" for maximum effect.
  7. Only Unwanted Anal Leakage, though. Still a great band name. Better than Sex Pistols, imo.
  8. The world needs to ban advertisements in any medium for any drug. Legal, illegal... don't care. Stick those ads up your possibly commonly potentially bleeding colon, along with your side effects of stuffy nose, hair loss, difficulty breathing, vertigo, blindness, heart attack, stroke and sudden death.
  9. If the shit isn't already fanned - and fanning - things must be a whole lot better than they look.
  10. Potato potato potato potato potato potato
  11. Enhance... enhance... enhance... Git that plate number, let's bring that graffiti chalking vandal to Justice.
  12. Well, seems like they're 2/3 of the way there - got the money and the guns. Wouldn't surprise me if the lawyers were lurking in there somewhere. Wait... do bankruptcy lawyers count?
  13. That was released or "leaked" by someone at NCAA? Seems like a remarkably chickenshit thing to do. I wouldn't think ill of someone with an M hat on who happened upon that person and whipped his ass thoroughly.
  14. Violators subject to Double Secret Probation.
  15. Agree, although if I do put 'em away, I go cups top down - keeps the big roaches out. We use Luminarc glasses with lids, top up: 12-oz stack, 16-oz single.
  16. Striated glutes is where I pull out the white surrender flag. If they get those we're done Are we not doing 'phrasing' now? Oh, and PM now this.
  17. Yeah, like a lot of us (I think), I kinda sorta feel bad for this young man... but as the author of this vid says, he has had every opportunity basically handed to him on a silver platter and all he's done is shit on everything in sight, including himself. It really seems that his mental capacities may be in direct inverse to his physical ones. It's difficult to imagine any NFL team offering him a chance, but if one was desperate enough for a WR to let him try, it seems like he would fuck it up out of sheer stupidity. Oh, and I dunno what legal weed sells for in CA, but the last time I bought some in Colorado, it was $35 for an eighth, which is roughly $180,000. I gotta wonder where he got that kind of investment capital and/or who'd be dumb enough to front it.
  18. We need some new Olympics. I'm thinking maybe Medical Olympics. I'm tired of people running fast, throwing shit, and all this shit. I want to see who can perform an appendectomy the fastest, or diagnose an illness correctly from a set of unusual symptoms.
  19. Fuck that 'green dot' helmet shit. We need to go with real antennas.
  20. "Tites" is one of my favorite shaggy- surly-isms. Is it too late to change Burnt Ends to Tite Ends?
  21. Sleeping. Giant.
  22. Field would be greatly improved if they would start throwing things at targets instead of just seeing how far they can throw things.
  23. Edit title: "wherever he transfers" -> "at Duke"
  24. Username apropes
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