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Tex Long

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  1. Its brother is perhaps more ummm pointed: Unwanted Anal Leakage.
  2. On the other hand, if you're only pretending to be a dumbass, congratulations on a great job. Oooohh, the finger! Not just a dumbass, but a bad ass, too. I'm chastened. Truly.
  3. Extra trickeration with ineligible X2.
  4. Reading comprehension - how does it work? This year, if Ewers falters - as in, being inaccurate or banged up, and/or self-sacking or unable to deal with blitzes and pressure - we'll see Arch, not Maalik. I think, sooner rather than later. On the other hand, if you're only pretending to be a dumbass, congratulations on a great job.
  5. No shit? Did it occur to you to compare with last season?
  6. The Season is MFI - Mucho Fucking Importante - for errybody. This year, if Ewers falters - as in, being inaccurate or banged up, and/or self-sacking or unable to deal with blitzes and pressure - we'll see Arch, not Maalik. I think, sooner rather than later. If Arch comes in, you can file Ewers under Wally Pipp. Sark wants this year. We all do. Stepping into the secsecsec and riding into the sunset with the Big Trophy would - likely will, say I - be one of the all-time We're Texas moments. Hook'em.
  7. Step One: Stevie Ray Freshwater
  8. Lord knows she probably had plenty of hints about learning her way around the pole. And buying a monkey...
  9. Often a Bad Idea™ to use the term "boyfriend" in the same sentence with "how long". Phrasing.
  10. ?? One of the great pieces of user-friendly software. Real data storage, real programming language. Data still alive in spreadsheets, but...
  11. Boomers are Jenny-Johnny-come-lately. Fuck (MS- or IBM-) DOS and its "ten-times as much" RAM. A nice Z-80 or Z-100 with 64K and a couple of 1024K 8" floppies, one with dBASE II or Pascal and the other with CP/M, you're good to go. Get tired of swapping floppies, grab a 5MB hard drive for a few grand, and you ain't just going, you're flying.
  12. All good shit so far. Potential NIL possibilities, Parental employment status and skills Oh, and contact info for prospects favorite "Uncle"
  13. A real Zlatan would grind out his cigarette. Your leg may be intracted.
  14. PM Late Kick Josh... looks like he's got a new paper pop move.
  15. "I can't ask you to do anything. I'm embarrassed, and you get mad if I ask..." First, I can't do anything about your embarrassment. Second, I never get mad at you for asking... I get mad when you won't shut up and let me do whatever it is you need. I'll be happy to cut you a slice of watermelon, and I don't need to be told which knife to use or hear why you want watermelon or the story about Aunt Edna choking on a seed and winding up in the ER. Shut the fuck up, and I'll be right back with your watermelon.
  16. That ain't no "holy shit". That right there, is a "HOLYYYY FUCKING... SHIT!!!"
  17. I hit all of those - AOL & MySpace for customer support. But this list is woefully short - buncha BBS and later NNTP missing. Don't see "Owned a Sliderule". Don't see "Had a Cell Phone with a cradle", "Paid $80,000 for an Electronic Calculator" or "Owned a Microcomputer with 8-inch floppies"... Meh... nice try, though.
  18. Got a few words down that page, and I gotta tell you, I may not know if swallowing Copenhagen during a blitz is bad, but I do know from first hand experience that swallowing a cheekful of Red Man when you get hit smack dab in the stomach with a 80+ mph line drive from 60'6" away gives me a pretty strong suspicion about Copenhagen. Hook'em
  19. Mine hit today, along with 4 275/60-20 Pirellis and a tube of Fluorouracil. Imagine my disappointment, turning straight to P. 12 and seeing four QBs none of whom are named Trey Owens. Still... just the first thing. For all I know just yet, he'll show up. Hook'em
  20. Works over here, too.
  21. Phobia is specifically fear. Fearing cheese is certainly a reason to dislike it. The point remains. Dislike is not phobia. You a sip or some such?
  22. Worry about next season later on. Reckon by the season's end there will be a decent group of DTs ready to portalize their NFL draft futures. We gonna be close to the top of their lists.
  23. Post useless without link.
  24. Dislike is not phobia. You a sip or some such?
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