Everything posted by Tex Long
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Can't lie... I was kinda hoping CU would have just enough gas to get into the CFP 12. For no other reason than to watch the tsunami of love-hate pour through the airwaves.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Oooooohhhhh... thread police. Gonna need your badge number, and an explanation as to why you think "all" doesn't include defense.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Hence "all-around".
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
It should be noted that Mack Brown knows the Belichick has $12meg available and errybody else knows Quinn is the closest thing we've seen to Tom Brady.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Falling for the fake punt was all-around inexcusable. Apparently not expecting replacement at QB not far behind.
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Tailgate for CFP Round 1
This, and remember it must be returned in original packaging.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Killing with gas, not brakes, tho'?
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Tailgate for CFP Round 1
No matter. The Star will return, will-ye, nil-ye. The Season is Ours, the Holy Days are Real for us, every One.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Too late. I believe Sally took her chocolate chip cookies and moved to Chapel Hill.
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Unpopular Opinions Thread
Cedar/Juniper outdoors, roger that. Oak, fruit- and nut-woods indoors.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
As an Engineer, I'd have to argue against "leakage" as a proper description of throne activity.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
You've left out "by Mrs Rojo". This is Surly, after all...
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Unpopular Opinions Thread
Is despising SpiderMan unpopular?
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
You're offering to take on P&G on contingency, yes? It's been a few years, but I bet we can find enough leakers to make a class.
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Unpopular Opinions Thread
Is it an unpopular opinion to suppose that a forum called "LULZ" is not the right place to go into standard Surly behavior of "I'm right, you're an asshole"?
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
You're wrong. It's exactly what they expect, and it's what he'll do. Whether it works or not is another question. On the other hand, Iocane is a powerful drug, so it remains to be seen. 1st and 10 in the Red Zone has much in common with Asian land wars, as we have been seeing lately.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I haven't seen the phrase "Unwanted anal leakage" on a food package lately. It was kind of a big deal for a while, the cause being an artificial "fat" called Olestra, which is not absorbed by your body, so your shit turns slippery and just falls leaks out. It was banned in EU and pretty much everywhere else except the US. I dunno if it's banned here now or Procter & Gamble just quit selling it. I never heard of any anal leakage that wasn't unwanted, so it seems like a redundant phrase. Not sure if any other alleged foodstuffs cause anal leakage.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
russellcroweasgladiator.jpg Well?
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
You're wrong. It's exactly what they expect, and it's what he'll do. Whether it works or not is another question.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
On the other hand, it might not be a band at all. I'm thinking of a modern-day replacement for, or continuation of, Hee Haw. Who doesn't like scantily clad, busty young women. If Sports Illustrated could be brought in as a sponsor, you might could add a transgender person or two.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
No way, that's what they're expecting now. ZR quad option handoff, run, pop pass, pitch. Profit.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
"Cracker Crutches" would be, what - Blue Grass, Pop Country, Southern Rock, or...?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You, for one. And there's plenty of (at least mildly) interesting shit, without unending repetition. I recommend it.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Maybe not, but it scans nicely. Next line is... "She didn't see it coming, but it did."