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Tex Long

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  1. ... and he'll likely bring Max Wiener with him. NTTAWWT
  2. Needs driver cams in the prams.
  3. What's that in the road ahead?
  4. Clickety-clack Clickety-clack Clickety-clack ...
  5. Comical Meltdown is not all that bad for a band name...
  6. In years to come, they'll mention Kurt's name right up with uhhh you know uhhhhh what's his name?
  7. Fact.
  8. 3, 2, 1, 77
  9. I don't remember Augie having any problems with it.
  10. PM Sark: any restaurant in Austin; any.
  11. For those who revel in the hatred from hoi polloi, it could hardly be more rewarding than for the Arrogant Assholes of Austin to even suppose they can steal corches from the champions, or worse, actually do it. It could happen. Hook'em.
  12. I have a better image of lambs grunting... silence seems unlikely to include grunts.
  13. They're wrong. But no worries, use it all you want - it's trivial, just like grammar, rhetoric, and grammar.
  14. Gotta be tough when you realize your old man is a narcissistic dumbass.
  15. Not huge, but trivial. People saying "hone in" on something. It isn't "hone in", you moron, it's "hoMe in". You can hone an edge - like a knife blade - or you can hone something smooth, like a cylinder wall. I'll bet there's plenty of Surlys who've done both. To "home in" is to get closer to a goal of some sort. Get the fuck off my lawn, or I might just home in on your ass with my boot.
  16. Do it like soccer playoffs - two games, home-and-home, total runs wins the hardware. Make that running up the score thing worth while.
  17. TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP Spike, you busy, buddy? You wanna help a brother out? C'mon over, stat.
  18. Three games was a spoiler. They should put up a third-place trophy and play again. At least the whole ACC contingent wouldn't be left out. Maybe.
  19. IF??? You think he and Del Conte haven't had The Conversation already?
  20. aggy looks stronger on the mound, but Tenn gots some bats, for sure.
  21. Fuck Switzer less, though. He was at least funny sometimes. And he bought me a drink, so there's that. EDIT In the interest of accuracy, he paid for my drink.
  22. Nobody gives a fuck what aggy laughs at.
  23. I liked that he was "3" and not "III"...
  24. Second Miz Long went to grade school with Stanley Marsh 3, owner of Cadillac Ranch. He also put up "fake" street signs around in Amarillo. My favorite was "The Body of a Dead Enemy Always Smells Sweet". "End of the World" hit too close to home.
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