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Tex Long

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  1. Vikki Dougan signature outfit. Gave new meaning to "cleavage".
  2. NOTE: Needs to be toasted BEFORE spreading.
  3. I had graduated that spring and was off to grad school, but a close friend was there. He was in the barber shop near the Coop, sitting in a chair getting a shave. They heard the popping sounds and were wondering WTF was going on, when a passer-by took a round, right in front of their windows, killed dead. He told me there was likely never anyone in the history of the world with a straight razor on his throat who got out of the seat and behind a barber's chair in less time than he did.
  4. You've misspelled "humongously" humongously.
  5. I thought June Flume was a body double for Marilyn Monroe back the 50s?
  6. More important to have the right HC. Worst case is all the Players are gone for this year, and it we need a year to catch up. I'll take the best Coach over the best Players, all day, every day. Better to have both, of course, and the structure of portalization does not prevent us from starting two weeks late and still recruiting well.
  7. You know, I understand the anxiety over seeing what appear to be high quality transfers announced for aggy... But it's surely better to concentrate on getting the right guy to take over the Head Coach job. Let him choose and recruit the players he wants. I'm fairly certain we have more than one candidate for the HC job coaching in Omaha and that they don't all want exactly the same group of transfers. We're sitting at about two weeks from time to celebrate or start planning suicidal behaviors. Hook'em.
  8. This game is basically a no-win for us, unless we absolutely kick the living shit out of the Big Weasels, and maybe not even then. If we win, it's because they were just getting started with their re-building. If we lose, it's not only because we're just overrated under-performers and loudmouths, but because Meatchicken is an elite powerhouse only beginning to re-assert their dominance over collitch foobaw. Fuck it. Let's kick the shit out of them... either that, or win on a last-second NFL-worthy FG by Bert, to reprise Vince's "we'll be back" Rose Bowl victory.
  9. 2 3 x 1 Shameful, I know, but there it is.
  10. Fuck that shit. The bottom line here is that EZ split puts one group in the sun and the other in the shade. Our way, it's a wash.
  11. "Badger Den" is a better band name than "Dead Dwarf" imo.
  12. Safe and effective.
  13. You spelt aggy incorrectly. There is no situation in which that is acceptable. No caps. no "ie". You are correct though, it's certainly comparable to UT versus tu. For that, I salute you.
  14. Koala posts back over that way...
  15. Gonna need a test drive, first. Oh, and rules.
  16. So I shall. And you go right ahead and honor your secret aggyness with whatever spellings you wish.
  17. Symbol on right is pronounced "Blah-blah-blah".
  18. You've spelt "aggy" incorrectly. And mis-capitalized it.
  19. CDC as Athletic Director of National Champion Director's Cup should present the trophy along with a gigantic 4' x 6' check.
  20. Pulling for Wolfpack. I thought they got royally fucked in that covid deal, and it would be a sweet story for them to prevail this time. Nobody but ACC and SEC... sort of tells the tale, ain't it?
  21. The story was that someone - and I think not Nobis - told his teammates that Namath had snapped it on two every play so far, so they figured even if they were offside, the ball was so close to the goal line that they'd only get a one foot penalty. The entire defense jumped on two, and they were right. Nobody on 'Bama got into the end zone. Final was 21-17, I believe.
  22. Back then, freshmen couldn't play Varsity, so there was a full freshman team. At 'Bama they roomed together alphabetically, and one of my best friends was his roomie. Namath was from Beaver Falls PA, so of course he needed a nickname from the Deep South. My buddy came up with Joe Willie and it stuck pretty good. Buddy said Joe Willie didn't spend a heck of a lot of nights in their room, but that was partly because buddy snored like a motherfucker - at least that's what The Bear chose to believe.
  23. After seeing (and hearing) Kenny Baker in spring practice, I have high hopes fo the DL and Sydir personally. Hook'em is the word.
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