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Tex Long

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Everything posted by Tex Long

  1. Warm Diarrhea Diaper is a good name for a band, but also for a youtube channel.
  2. Hard to believe how much the refs let Smart get away with. Last couple of tries, I think I woulda hit him with Unsportsmanlike and either let Tech have another shot or moved Georgia back to the 18... All things considered, I'm okay with UGa not being in panic mode next week.
  3. Fuck that half-ass shit. Kill multiple birds: send manager over there with a pair of black dikes, cut that speaker wire in 12 places.
  4. It's a damned Good Thing that we don't have to decide whether to avoid Wake Forest.
  5. And after that, give Knopfler a call...
  6. Tex Long replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Little bit cynical. You should change your handle to "NeverMarryAnOLDStripper".
  7. Tex Long replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    Is she your wife, or your gf?
  8. Quoting one of their erstwhile quarterbacks: "nahbruhnahnah".
  9. To be completely fair Gnome On A Stick is not at all bad as a band name, although just plain ol' Gnome Stick is even better.
  10. The thing that always got me about this was not so much the spinning itself, or even the synched spin, but the picking arm/hand synch. An absolutely stunning band, every performance I saw, and all the audio and video recordings. The very simplicity of the Blues expanded exponentially, in every way.
  11. Tex Long replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    Ten seconds is probably longer than you think it is. Your wife or gf probably thinks it's a lot shorter than you do, though... so there's that.
  12. Tex Long replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    Some things are real, even if they never happened.
  13. You would think unlikely, due to insufficient wholiness.
  14. I'd say more if an infinite-X-imal. And inventor of the T-muu, available from TEMU...
  15. Clearly, he's seen some... things. At least he told us in advance.
  16. What is being advertised here?
  17. "Ha thur, Quinn? This here's Jerrah Jones. Ha yew doin'?"
  18. Ewers walked with the Seniors. He's already a millionaire. I might believe he'd transfer, but he won't be returning. We still have at least three games to play... maybe as many as six.
  19. The non-UT perception of Ewers has been poisoned by Dr. Pepper. Whoever wrote that line about no backups needs to be castrated with a butter knife. Alright - the "good hair and famous relatives" part was actually pretty funny.
  20. Damn, for whatever reason, my eyeballs read that as "Sark is not drunk..." and led to a spit take. Good thing I was sideways at the desk and spit on the dog and not the keyboard.
  21. +1 +1 I'm leaning toward starts but gets pulled quickly if ineffective.
  22. So many examples of stupid, mean behavior from aggy. Really, though, it can almost all be chalked up to being little brother and perpetually childish. I really, really like the thought of hearing "poooooooooorrr aggy" echoing through the night. Whoever said it is right - there are few things that get directly and immediately under the skin of any given aggy, than that chant. Fuck, oh dear, let's make that happen. Not just in the stadium, but in the cafes and bars, on the streets and highways, at any gathering where one might expect to find aggy. When you hear it start, don't just nod in approval... join in. Sing it loud! Poooooooooooorrrr aggy! Poooooooooooorrrr aggy! Poooooooooooorrrr aggy! Poooooooooooorrrr aggy!
  23. Concerned? No. Sure he did it? Pretty much.
  24. Sets up the Bio perfectly. "Mack Brown: I Never Quit"
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