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Tex Long

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  1. We will win the game. I just saw a presser with tOSU quarterback Will Howard. We are in Will Howard's Head. Here's the clip: Watch this. Every bit of hos body language and indeed his demeanor tells you he's obsessed with Texas... which he says is the only XII team he couldn't beat. He's got a Longhorn in his brain. We got this game.
  2. Crowning Strippers is a decent band name.
  3. Any truth to rumor that we probably gonna be seeing pics of Jimbo on our sideline flashing the horns up?
  4. "Complications" following surgery is MedicoLegalese for "not our fault".
  5. Isn't the rule protecting punters inapplicable if he takes off and runs before kicking? Useta be, but I've not kept up with it. Is it a tackle box thing? I thought the guy did take a few steps first... it was amazing that the blocker managed to miss the ball? Hell, I thought he caught it with his belly.
  6. What does it take to get access to all22? Is it something we could all kick in some bucks?
  7. "Russian trying to speak Spanish" sounds about right. Doath thervethas friath por favore theenyore is my Thpanith go-to phrase.
  8. Ok, so we need to move past mere Targeting. Already saw a call for Attempted Targeting and Negligent Targeting, along with Targeting With Intent to Distribute. Miz Long, in her never-ending quest to bring greater administrative rules perfection to football, believes we need the addition of Aggravated Targeting and Conspiracy to Commit Targeting.
  9. Not the great lip-reader, but that looks more like "yoo" than "zhoo" to me. Thanks for the tip.
  10. Portugese: comment on reffing, "Injusticia", pronounced IN-YOU-STEESE-YAH
  11. Zey vill eat ze big bugs, but not ze little vuns.
  12. You are demonstrating a disturbing lack of respect for Authority. Sovereign immunity and whatnot.
  13. Obviously we need an expanded Targeting rule, which would encompass "Attempted Targeting" and "Negligent Targeting" as well as "Targeting with Intent to Distribute Disable". Then we're going to need an official with Uncivil or Sociopathic Behavior certification so the Review can start by determining intent. Absent intention, there would be no ejection. Perhaps a timed Penalty Box for perps, with or without offending team playing short-handed during such penalties. We only have 10 officials, and with 22 players on the field, that may not be enough.
  14. Probably called a "self-hold"... but okay if you don't take hold and stay behind him and push.
  15. Been beaten to death all over Surly... but, do we need an actual OC? I think the "Co-OC for X" titles for Flood and uhhhh (checks notes) Milwee are some sort of cover for larger-than-usual salaries. But do they have any OC function in game time? Does Steve ask them what they're seeing, what might work against what the opponent is doing? I understand the whole world of college football apparently believes that Sark is one of the great play callers alive, but it sometimes seems like he is too involved at that to actually HEAD Coach. Seems like it might be a Good Thing™ for him to have an actual OC, like he has an actual DC to whom he clearly defers for game calls. Is there anyone (apparently not Milwee) who could handle OC'ing for us?
  16. Do Oregon or tOSU have a fake punt in the playbook?
  17. Som a quick ASU score, half-time, and start the third with onside?
  18. More like "Awwwww FUCK!" than "Holy shit" imo.
  19. Couldn't say regarding Fiesta or Peach, but the Sugar Bowl game was played in what was named Tulane Stadium although I always heard it called Sugar Bowl Stadium. Super Dome or Superdome was built in early 1970's, opened I think in '75. I saw the 1970 Sugar Bowl game - Ole Miss and Arkysaw. Ole Miss won and the MVP was some guy named Archie Manning.
  20. 12.5 is a problem. The o/u at 51.5 is also iffy. For UGa, I'd like the under, but this one is uhhhhh unclear. I like the under, but I can see a possible score-fest. All in all, I believe I'll watch and enjoy.
  21. Everybody told me you can't get far On 37 dollars and a Jap guitar Apparently they were wrong?
  22. Walk-ins, no tub except hot, no wet dogs inside.
  23. I was wondering the same. Never heard of it, and it seems like a highly unlikely thing to discover by accident. I mean, first you have to get your dick the rest of the way in, if it's even possible for the length to be accommodated, and after that you're looking at needing scrotal girth to be likewise accommodated. Maybe be possible if your partner is a mother of twelve, but... well, whatever.
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