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Tex Long

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  1. There's a documentary on him (her?), or an apparent relative, part of an entire family. Oddly enugh, they're circus performers, acrobatics. Years ago, I saw one of them being displayed on the Midway at the State Fair - JoJo the Dog-faced Boy.
  2. New word day... Womanswer Asked Miz Long, "hey, gotta bag of trash, shall I take out the kitchen garbage?" "Not right now. You know, if..." "Hold it, darlin' - I'ma take that as a No, I'll check later, I'm cleaning up some..." "You never let me finish! I just wanted to tell you..." "Naw, babe. I don't need to know why, I get it." "You asshole! You're alway mansplaining stuff, and ..." "Waitaminnit. That's exactly what you're doing right now. But you're a woman, so we gotta call it something else. I got it! You're giving me a womanswer!"
  3. Both wrong. The glass is twice as large as is needed. Maths confuse so much.
  4. He had a few runs where he was left so unaccounted for that with all the receivers covered and all the rushers handled he "scrambled" for twenty or so. None of those were designed runs, though. Arch is going to have to be spied, and that opens up a receiver or a running back, every. single. play. I'm still puzzled that we didn't put Arch in any time we got to the ten. Still, 13-3 ain't all that bad a season, and we were the only repeat final four, and we are seriously likely to do it again. We should all be gruntled about our situation.
  5. Three southpaws pitching starters is a scary thought for opponents. I think I approve this approach to the season...
  6. Went to see the Doc this morning. He asked me what seems to be the problem? I told him I noticed Miz Long and I don't seem to be enjoying sex as much as we used to do. He said "Jesus, Tex! How old are you now?" I said "I'm 81, and she's 74." He laughed, and said "Yeah, okay, so when did you first notice this?" I said "Well, the first time was last night, but then twice again earlier this morning."
  7. Seemed to me like he looked at 0 first before turning to Sawyer.
  8. I keep seeing that 4th down strip, scoop, 'n' score by Sawyer as a result of the RT (Williams, was it?) brainless "block" allowing Sawyer to blow right by him... That one play makes me think the OL is likely not any worse for '25. Thinking the mere threat of Arch's legs demanding defensive attention absolutely requires one defender not on a receiver or runner. This must certainly be a boost for our offense. Any play that sees Arch heading right instead of dropping back suddenly adds an "ohhhhhh, shit" moment to damn near every defender. One or two of those ZR or at least ZR-looking plays is gonna lay their D's wide open. A couple of Arch runs, a couple of pops, a couple of pitches... damn... Profit. I see it coming.
  9. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    I have to admit that I hit a sugar low every once in a while (not more than once or twice in a period of several weeks), pretty much always because I have a couple of cups of black coffee for breakfast and nothing to eat and then skip over or put off dinner/lunch. My physical response is just shakiness, which so far is a warning to me. Having lived with a needle-shooting diabetic many years ago, I have a standard response to that of hitting a couple big spoons of honey and glugging fruit juice if available, and preparing a meal immediately. I also try to keep some packets of honey in my vehicles' glove boxes in case I hit that wall while traveling. I can't recommend strongly enough to AB and all of y'all, to keep some of those honey packets in the car.
  10. There may be better ways to advertise your new onlyfans site.
  11. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Thinking of Shooter and Miz AB right now.
  12. It would also make for a very interesting thread title on ipihb. Discussions on cup size, labia-spread, and anal bleach could lead to CR-level shenanigans.
  13. Six years at 7.5 (thereabouts) makes 45 to "coach", then fired for 78, that's $123,000,000 and I count 9 figures. Sorry for the maths. Izzat how it worked out?
  14. Lily. But fuck that, you need to embrace the new Surly Motto: Guilding the Lilly Since Before Sark
  15. Literally, and not unintentional.
  16. ... and if PK had held UGa to 13, we'da won both games.
  17. Top-Shelf Pussy is a damned fine band name, particularly if there are some Hoffs and Peterson sisters in there.
  18. The first rule of Fight Club... She reminds me of the plastic bags of fat from the liposuction clinic. It hit me instantly upon seeing "harpoon" that the result would be similar to Dr Pimple Popper poking a hole in a giant boil and having gallons of bloody pus spurting all over the walls, floor, and ceiling. Would not subscribe.
  19. It's almost like Sark pays attention to every phase of the program and has a good idea of what coaches at other schools of all sizes are doing.
  20. Quinn has always looked good against air. Duh. That makes it pretty simple - you need a really good line, keep the pocket clean, and he'll carve up the defense. Let him get beat up, and you're fucked. You want or need a mobile QB, he ain't it. What NFL teams fit the bill?
  21. Perineal All-pro prolly worthless as a band name, but would be excellent as a thread title.
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