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Tex Long

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  1. Then he's a fucking moron. But we already knew that.
  2. It is still puzzling to me (other than $$$) that a head coach who is so lacking in understanding of how to football, that he dumps Gabriel for Arnold, still has a job.
  3. Tex Long

    2025 Drunk Thread

    Nice shower, industrial strength shampoo, nice terrycloth bathrobe... it could happen.
  4. You've spelt "hook'em" incorrectly.
  5. PM Ron White
  6. The vehicle financing deal is the way to go. I avoid trade-ins absolutely. Just make sure the finance plan allows early pay-off - "My grandma's dying of cancer, and I expect to inherit some cash in not too long... so..." Get'em down as far as they'll go, drive away, and when the payment is due, pay it off. Dealer and salesone get the best they can do, and so do you.
  7. Coach can demand review (maybe only for targeting) any time. If review fails, Delay of Game penalty assessed. Subsequent failures add additional five yards to penalty distance rather than disallowing reviews.
  8. But the PR and NIL opportunities of Arch/Sark versus Quinn/Belichick prolly more than make up for potential lower NFL draft contract.
  9. Protocols of the Learned Elders of Glory Hole
  10. Reading the Quinn thread, it's degenerated into WTF didn't we see more Arch the last few games... I think it's more apropos here, as more of a coaching question than playing. My main complaint about the last few started with the CCG. Having just been given the blueprint to take down UGa by Haynes King, I was surprised to see Quinn pretty much exclusively right from the start, particularly after Arch had showed what he can do with his legs in the aggy game.
  11. Fat fingered Trew.
  12. Never forget having some breakfast in that little cafe downtown, and at the next table there were four or five farmers (judging by clothes) complaining about the recent change of every fucking coffee manufacturer except French Market to puff up their grounds and have only 12 ounces of coffee in the same ol' can that used to be 16 ounces... they called it the "jew pound".
  13. Big Butt Biker Babes From Hell
  14. I took it more as arrogance, and future instead of now.
  15. Family member in KC (actually Lawrence...) told me at the time that a man managed to run out of go in the middle of a curved entrance ramp in a "No Stopping" place, may have had drugs in his car. Called his fam for help. Woman came, brought kids ith her, loose in car, no belts. Stopped IN FRONT of man's car, angled in with rear of her car hanging out. Reid's son came onto ramp to enter freeway missed the original car in illegal location and hit her car, also in illegal location. Responders did not check the original car for contraband. Reid's son had alcohol, but due to time lapse from accident to response not immediate issue. My conclusion, arguable, is that all three fucked up. If I had to blame just one person, it would probably be her. Shit happens.
  16. They can transfer to uhhhhh Tarleton and then to Texas, and play in the fall. I think alread happened at oter SEC school.
  17. The whole Earley thing would be even funnier if it hadn't been so unbelievably obvious from Day One. I realize that all the evidence has been clear that Trev is a dumbass of major proportions, but still... this whole athletic department has been a clusterfuck of truly gargantuan proportions. I never thought it would be possible to be sated with aggy tears, yet here we are.
  18. But one guy got hit right in the hands with the tipped ball... and didn't catch it. To be fair - to me and to him - I am one of the very few people who noted that Gideon did NOT "lose the game" by failing to get the INT, and nor did Thomas by not holding on to Crabtree while the clock ran out. Remember, pushing him out of bounds or tackling him immediately was not really an option with a one-point lead and Tech with a T-O left. . The game was lost by "scares ya ta death" Mack Brown and his dog shit game plan, and his dog shit in-game coaching, letting us get down 19-0 before we even scored... and running a delayed handoff seven yards deep in our own end zone. I was not, am not, and will never be, anything other than disgruntled and rankled by that game and its outcome... but I don't blame Gideon for its loss, all woulda shoulda coulda and un-called OL holding aside. Oh, and how many times did Tech fans rush the field?
  19. Did you find at Goodwill, or did it just fly out the back of a maroon pickup?
  20. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Darn, already been a month... time for the eyeball needle. Damn good thing tissue heals faster/better than bones. Speaking of which... how's it going, Shooter?
  21. SWA for the mother fucking win. SWAFTMFW.mp4
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