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Tex Long

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  1. Don't think that hadn't occurred to most of us. Their mom said they had baby bracelets, right from the hospital. It was apparently a common thing for twins. May be still, for all I know. I can't find any evidence of twinning in my genetic background at least four generations back and three forward...
  2. Woulda thought the roller coaster needed more altitude... but it's Earley still.
  3. Soooo many years ago there were Dawn and Donna. Guaranteed if you saw them one at a time you had zero idea which one was which. Together, you still couldn't tell, you just had to take their word for it. They usually wore different outfits, but for all you could tell they swapped clothes at lunch. Far's I know, none of us ever had our fantasies come true - I sure didn't. Only saving grace was that they were not super-hot, just ummmm "pleasant" looking. Woulda.
  4. Always gruntled to see a new Surlyism pop up.
  5. Absofuckinglutely.
  6. Fuck the calendar, I need a post-card set.
  7. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Heal, Shooter.
  8. Agree. Caving is nightmare fuel. Already have more than enough. Falling is flying, no real problems.
  9. Does Dartmouth have Cal Poly on their schedule?
  10. Go to "singles". Any kick (including punts) that doesn't get brought out of EZ is a point for kicking team. Kick goes out of the EZ, no point, receiver gets the ball on the 20. Kicking team can't initiate possession but can "down" ball in the EZ for a point.
  11. No doubt, lives up to thread captioning.
  12. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. FUCK NO.
  13. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Purely anecdotal. FWIW, out of five or six different folks I know, all but one wound up worse off following spinal surgery. Maybe relief at first, but increased problems in terms of pain and/or mobility in year or two. The one with good results suffered a broken neck - bad c4 injury - in a vehicle accident and according to quacks likely would have died if a survivor hadn't kept him breathing until EMT arrived and took over. He spent weeks in ICU and months in a halo. No problems later that I know of.
  14. Fuck me. You know, I'm one of the Surlies who have not been shy about voicing an opinion on Mack, and nearly always a negative one. Not so much his coaching abilities, which I believe are uhhhh let's say, good, but not great. No, more about his being a contemptible human being in so many ways. I don't think he behave so on purpose, it's just ingrained in him so deeply that he does it without even thinking about it. If your dog acted like this, you'd try to train him better... but, having failed at that, you'd take him for a last trip to the Vet. It's time.
  15. Stoopid 'sip. The aggy Spring Game is a Bowl.
  16. Cereal for breakfast? I don't fucking think so. Two eggs sunny, runny; four slices of bacon; two slices of sourdough toast; 8 oz RGV OJ fresh; coupla cuppa Jamaica Blue Mountain or Sumatra, black.
  17. Yep, that's what she said.
  18. The idea that the a spring game gives tamperers too much of a look doesn't really seem all that big a deal. Maybe it's more that players might be more tamperable because of not getting to play a big role, and looking for that playing time.
  19. It just keeps getting "better". Has this stupid fucker been fired yet?
  20. Whose job is it, then? Regardless, you'd think the fucker would be familiar enough with the road, which he presumably drives ten times a week, to refrain from driving into the water. Apparently you'd be wrong, though.
  21. Too much information. On another issue, I'm fairly certain I've never had a full massage while other than sky-clad. I'm also fairly certain I've never actually commanded my penis to erect itself... not successfully, at least.
  22. Where was the flood gauge, back where he went in? Fucking highway department. I've been saved twice by seeing a flood gauge showing 3 or 4 feet of water at a low crossing.
  23. Let me know if they're playing in Van Horn.
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