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Sock Drawer

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  1. Where's Knox Nunnally when you need him?
  2. So he's pullin' a train?
  3. If he beats blO-U again I'll fuck him myself. Well, maybe not, but I'll buy him some.
  4. Do kickers usually get a lot of pussy? Quarterbacks, yes; kickers, well . . .
  5. Hey, I'm a homer. Don't confuse me with facts. Or reason. Or logic.
  6. You'll never go wrong underestimating the intelligence of a gaggle of sports reporters.
  7. Herman, like Strong before him, has drawn a line in the sand with core values. I'm not saying drawing that line is a bad idea, nor that any of the five core values is excessive, nor that we treat talented dumbasses differently than lesser-talented dumbasses, but Herman's made a big deal out of it and now he can't afford to back down. I don't see this turning out well for either Moore or us. Then, on the other hand, if the punishment is going to be severe, why is Moore still taking practice reps away from other players? Dumbasses, all around. Whatta' you do?
  8. Aw, we could probably get him back any time we wanted him. Isn't he still at that little community college in Palo Alto, where the temperature tomorrow is going to be 78--while we're at 102?
  9. No, "In The Stillness Of The Midnight."
  10. From something I read not too long ago: "I slipped the .380 out of its pouch and jacked a shell into position. If I needed to use it fast, what good would it be without a round in the chamber? But in the interest of safety I slid it under my belt in the hollow of my back, rather than in the front of my pants. My private parts gave a little silent cheer."
  11. The issue here is that he was being unbelievably stupid.
  12. I represented an 80 year-old guy on a forcible rape charge. I plead it down to assault with a dead weapon.
  13. There are still 50-cent pieces? I thought the aggys married all of them.
  14. Grapes a little tart?
  15. There's a segment of our population that finds that attractive. NTTAWWT . . . Yes there is.
  16. That's gold, Jerry!
  17. I'll be here all week, folks. Tip your waiters and bartenders.
  18. I sued a plastic surgeon one time for a botched boob job. Instead of silicone, he injected my client with silly putty. She went from a 32-A to a 42-Long.
  19. Question: If this infantile cocksucker is banned, how is it that he keeps posting?
  20. Given their 75mm gift to Candi's last husband, how many 8-win seasons will it take for the fans to rise up with torches and Thujone's "farm implements" and storm Sharp's castle? (that fucking idiot)
  21. I'll make a note.
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