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- Joshua Moore might be gone
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Joshua Moore might be gone
Where's Knox Nunnally when you need him?
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Uniform Pron
So he's pullin' a train?
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Dicker The Kicker
If he beats blO-U again I'll fuck him myself. Well, maybe not, but I'll buy him some.
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Dicker The Kicker
Do kickers usually get a lot of pussy? Quarterbacks, yes; kickers, well . . .
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2019 Texas Longhorns fall practice thread
Hey, I'm a homer. Don't confuse me with facts. Or reason. Or logic.
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2019 Texas Longhorns fall practice thread
You'll never go wrong underestimating the intelligence of a gaggle of sports reporters.
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Joshua Moore might be gone
Herman, like Strong before him, has drawn a line in the sand with core values. I'm not saying drawing that line is a bad idea, nor that any of the five core values is excessive, nor that we treat talented dumbasses differently than lesser-talented dumbasses, but Herman's made a big deal out of it and now he can't afford to back down. I don't see this turning out well for either Moore or us. Then, on the other hand, if the punishment is going to be severe, why is Moore still taking practice reps away from other players? Dumbasses, all around. Whatta' you do?
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2019 Texas Longhorns fall practice thread
Aw, we could probably get him back any time we wanted him. Isn't he still at that little community college in Palo Alto, where the temperature tomorrow is going to be 78--while we're at 102?
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Joshua Moore might be gone
No, "In The Stillness Of The Midnight."
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Joshua Moore might be gone
From something I read not too long ago: "I slipped the .380 out of its pouch and jacked a shell into position. If I needed to use it fast, what good would it be without a round in the chamber? But in the interest of safety I slid it under my belt in the hollow of my back, rather than in the front of my pants. My private parts gave a little silent cheer."
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Joshua Moore might be gone
The issue here is that he was being unbelievably stupid.
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Joshua Moore might be gone
I represented an 80 year-old guy on a forcible rape charge. I plead it down to assault with a dead weapon.
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2019 Texas Longhorns fall practice thread
There are still 50-cent pieces? I thought the aggys married all of them.
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Colin Kaepernick & NFL Reach Settlement
- Auburn University is redesigning its logo
Grapes a little tart?- Tathan (Tate) Martell in the Portal
There's a segment of our population that finds that attractive. NTTAWWT . . . Yes there is.- 2019 CFB Season Catch All Thread
That's gold, Jerry!- Tathan (Tate) Martell in the Portal
I'll be here all week, folks. Tip your waiters and bartenders.- Tathan (Tate) Martell in the Portal
I sued a plastic surgeon one time for a botched boob job. Instead of silicone, he injected my client with silly putty. She went from a 32-A to a 42-Long.- 2019 Texas injury and illness
fify- 2019 Texas Longhorns fall practice thread
This.- The way too early 2019 LSU at Texas game discussion
Question: If this infantile cocksucker is banned, how is it that he keeps posting?- Aggy Hype Rollercoaster 2019 Edition
Given their 75mm gift to Candi's last husband, how many 8-win seasons will it take for the fans to rise up with torches and Thujone's "farm implements" and storm Sharp's castle? (that fucking idiot)- Aggy Hype Rollercoaster 2019 Edition
I'll make a note. - Auburn University is redesigning its logo
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