Jump to content

Sock Drawer

Full Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    533

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Sock Drawer

  1. Sock Drawer
    I blame Kim Delaney.
  2. Sock Drawer
    Yeah, I can give you most of the '55 Dodgers starting lineup. And I never get my Pee Wee's mixed up. That WHOOSH that some people heard . . . Just sayin' some people, you understand . . .
  3. Sock Drawer
    Yeah, I always liked PeeWee too, even after that jerking off in a porno theatre in Florida thing. And then there's Marv Albert and his biting the bitch in the butt thing. Hmmm, I'm sensing a pattern here. Wonder what that cocksucker Stephen A. Smith's thing is? Whatever it is, I bet it's loud, obnoxious, and over the top. Sportscasters, gee, I don't know . . .
  4. Sock Drawer
    What the fuck is reasoned logic doing on this board?
  5. Sock Drawer
    The camera was panning the stands and Ole Diz saw a young couple in the centerfield bleachers and actually uttered these now-famous words on the air: "Lookie there, Pee Wee; those young folks are smoochin' after every pitch. He's kissin' her on the strikes, and she's kissin' him on the balls." True story. My favorite Dizzy Dean story came when he was put in as a pinch runner on first in the '34 World Series. He elected not to slide on a double-play ball and the throw from second caught him square in the forehead. Knocked him cold. They took him to the hospital and the next day headlines in the Detroit Free Press said, "X-RAYS OF DEAN'S HEAD SHOW NOTHING." Another true story.
  6. Sock Drawer
    Check Kern Tips out on one of the greatest outpourings of aggy tears of all time: (BTW: I played against that idiot Brotherton. It didn't surprise me when, after the interception, he tried to lateral when all he had to do was just fall on the ball. He kicked my ass, all right, but I got the last laugh a couple of years later when this happened:)
  7. Sock Drawer
    "Southwest Conference Highlights," presented by the Humble Oil & Refining Company. . .
  8. Sock Drawer
    I'm shocked--SHOCKED to find that gambling is going on in here.
  9. Sock Drawer
    "They were readin' his mail." "Four fresh downs and ten fresh yards." Anybody remember L. G. Dupree? Tips always said the L. G. stood for "Long Gone."
  10. Sock Drawer
    I remember when Joe's dad, Frank was doing one of the Cowboys Thanksgiving Day games, back in the day. Setting up the commercial break (for Swift Butterball turkeys, of course), Buck said, "And now a bird from our sponsor." True story.
  11. Sock Drawer
    Tony! Tony Rocky Horror, izzat you?
  12. Sock Drawer
    Millions, like the other senators.
  13. Sock Drawer
    Are you forgetting Animal Husbandry? (In every sense of the word?)
  14. Sock Drawer
    Wonder if this will result in less oversight by and accountability to the NCAA? Not that that would matter much--when's the last time the toothless, limp-dick NCAA did anything of significance to anybody of substance? Penn State? Baylor? blOw-U? Anybody in the secsecsec?
  15. Sock Drawer
    --NTTAWWT
  16. Sock Drawer
    Every board has a few of these. Makes the Ingore option invaluable.
  17. Sock Drawer
    Are canes and walkers considered fashion accessories?
  18. Sock Drawer
    Wooosh!
  19. Sock Drawer
    Yeah, like we needed the comma in "jersey's."
  20. Sock Drawer
    God, I love a good grammar Nazi. I think it was Patton who said, "I love it. God help me, I do love it so." Most think he was referring to war itself; actually, it was grammar nazis.
  21. Sock Drawer
    Clifton Chenier and Ponty Bone have left the building (regrets) but Flaco Jiménez is still with us. He's 80 but still cooks.
  22. Sock Drawer
    I wouldn't wish a ruptured Achilles tendon on anybody . . . (yes I would.)
  23. Sock Drawer
    Ah, the offseason has officially started: TexLong has thrown out the first calumny. (Actually, it may have been a tie.)
  24. Sock Drawer
    I've heard it many times. Always wondered what it was. You know, like the aggy returning the "defective" chain saw said, "What's that noise?"
  25. Sock Drawer
    This "whoosh" of which you speak--perchance, could it be the sound the point makes when sailing over one's head?

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...