Sock Drawer

But, but, isn't that the state capital where all the legislators are, or assemblymen, or whatever?

I'd like to think we can get some good LSU inside information, except that Ensminger was named OC after Harris had already left LSU. Now, the best we can hope for is that he doesn't still have any good friends left in Baton Rouge . . .

Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead! [A large man appears with a (seemingly) dead man over his shoulder] Large Man: Here's one. Dead Collector: Nine pence. "Dead" Man: I'm not dead. Dead Collector: What? Large Man: Nothing. [hands the collector his money] Here's your nine pence. "Dead" Man: I'm not dead! Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Large Man: Yes he is. "Dead" Man: I'm not. Dead Collector: He isn't. Large Man: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. "Dead" Man: I'm getting better. Large Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. "Dead" Man: I don't want to go on the cart. Large Man:' Oh, don't be such a baby. Dead Collector: I can't take him. "Dead" Man: I feel fine. Large Man: Oh, do me a favor. Dead Collector: I can't. Large Man: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long. Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. Large Man: Well, when's your next round? Dead Collector: Thursday. "Dead" Man: I think I'll go for a walk. Large Man: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do? "Dead" Man: I feel happy. I feel happy. [The collector paces for an idea, then whacks the body with his club, solving the problem] Large Man: Ah, thank you very much. Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday. Large Man: Right.

Gerald Kramer too--in 2018. Credited for "the block" in the Ice Bowl

Jimmy, oh, Jimmy Mack When are you coming back

You're trolling, right? You got to be.

Torrey: "I'm a soldier who's done fightin' in real battles."

Why the hell would you let her go? Or was it the other way around?

Pretty sure that left-wing, racist, cocksucking yankees are involved in this mess. (see Smith, Steven A.) FIFY.

Someday, in the hopefully not too distant future, the ghost of the little okie shitbird will be looking up at the ghost of Eddie LeBaron.

Hey, how do you know I'm not one of those rich guys in Dallas or Houston?

Big-picture, FAU makes sense. It takes a high-character coach to straighten out a wayward inner-city yute.

THIS!

Freddy "Boom-Boom"?

". . . and somethin' or other looked like little Lebanese tennis shoes on his feet, you know, with one toe and the rest of the other toes encased, and then two places cut out where his corns hurt his feet. Weird, strange lookin' little dude. Then he say, "Hey," he said, "Is you gonna' be here when John gets here?"

Not too sure; hope so.

Would he go back there if Brady retired? That would be pretty funny They'll probably hang 'em up together--at least that's what I'd do.

But the second mother was with the seventh son And they were both out on Highway 61

"Losing is a disease, as contagious as syphilis." We're losing. Holy shit, we've got syphilis.

I seem to recall we already fired one coach for losing to Kansas.

God Bless Lili St Cyr--uh, and Ryan too.

This team needs the sports psychologist from "The Natural."

There's a house built with nothing but carbon and oxygen? No 2x4s or anything?

That sooner son of a bitch is still feeling that.

Difference is, after the tacos are all gone you have a good feeling . . .