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Jimbob

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  1. “Maybe in 2023 by itself. A one year window. A&M has been better since 2010 by most any
    metric - wins, conference wins, bowl wins, etc. Nobody was tooting our horn when we were on top in a one year window, but as soon as they get one to go their way, they are great and we
    are clearly behind - becomes the narrative.“

    can one of you autistic degenerates check his math on this?  I’m pretty sure this is how they talk shit into existence and poof, a new tradition is born.  

  2. 4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

    They’ll probably do some sovereign immunity stiff. That’s why Billy had to make sure and state that this would be “the university” making the decision. 

    Don’t sleep on this. 
    a week ago they had a good part of the buyout committed but we’re looking for the rest.  
     

    don’t negotiate Jimbo, burn that mother fucker to the ground if they try. Good luck little cuck

  3. 3 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

    This is the aggy mouthpiece. Definitely sounds like Jimbo is getting another year. 

     

    There’s a couple guys willing to stroke big checks now, but they are trying to get a few others to pony up.    
     

    Fatigue has set in and it would feel better to have that money mean something like a new gulag building in your name rather than gifting it to a little West Virginia hillbilly cuck.  
     

     

  4. On 11/6/2023 at 3:18 PM, Billy Pilgrim said:

    Interesting that there’s no Alabama, Georgia, OU or Ole Miss on the schedule. I wonder if the SEC said fuck yo “gentleman’s agreement” but we’ll throw you a bone and give you a cream puff schedule with the exception of Texas and LSU in 2024.

    You got that backwards, look at who is not on their schedule and that’s what the SEC is planning to hit them with in 25 or 26.  It’s going to break their fragile little egos when they get  UT, Bama, UGA, LSU, OU, Ole Miss, Tenn, Kentucky, and the foot come off their throat for a Vandy gimme.  

    this is the big middle finger from the SEC for being such pussies about everything.  

  5. 20 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

     

    Well, we don't have to that far for some of the cards. Bret Bielma is "Fat Fucking Retard." 

    Aren’t you responsible for Geoff “By the Bushel” Ketchum, aka fat fuck ham man?   
     That alone earns you a board seat. 
     

    im guessing Ryan Days card is something quaint like “Pedersast”

  6. 46 minutes ago, Horndog said:

    Serious question. Aggies are forever asking the philosophical question of how they are mired in mediocrity despite the level of their fan support, the available financial resources, their conference affiliation, their location in a talent- rich area, and the"best facilities" in college football. 

    What do they think differentiates their facilities from those at any other big- time college? The locker rooms? The weight room? The practice field? Public art? The parking lots? 

    What makes them think there is a bit of difference between the "facilities" there and anywhere else? 

    They have the only stadium modeled after an open tackle box, brought to you by Carls Jr., and Brawndo flowing from the taps.   
    Life imitates art

  7. 3 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

    You’re confident against byu with MM for four full quarters? They’re gonna stack the box and force him to throw and if he throws passes this Saturday like missiles it won’t be good. Arch isn’t playing this year and if he does it will blow his redshirt. 

    Shark Tank Writing GIF
     

    alex Grinch not only endorses this post, he’s putting together the game plan just in case.  

  8. 11 hours ago, Skipper said:

    At some point no matter how rich you are, pissing away $$ for the same results year after year has to take it's toll one would think.  This season is already a lost cause from their perspective.  And it would be a minor miracle for Johnson to stay healthy the rest of the way through with that OL.  If they get blown out by Lane Kiffin, which is a distinct possibility given matchup problems they will have in that game, these theories may get tested.

    It really only takes one or 2 who really want to see things happen, and Aggies have a few.  There are bigger issues in B/CS that money won’t solve, but as long as there’s hope and emotional investment the money will continue.  
     

    like him or hate him but if not for Red we might be at >50 years instead of only 18. Wasn’t just him but he played a big role and we don’t have a bunch of dumb fucks standing around defending the honor of a racist statue and old klan robes because tradition or whatever their excuses are.  
     

  9. 2 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

    He never had a heisman that he he recruited. He only had one undefeated season with, checks notes, the greatest college football player of all time. 

    He didn’t recruit a Heisman but he sure as shit recruited the greatest player of all time   
    And he won it all which gives him a pass in my book, it’s hard for me to hate the guy who gave us 2005 with Mc and Mac before and Strong and Herman after.

    as far as Sark goes, he’s had his best and his worst career stretches here at UT, a 6 game skid and a 5 game streak.  He’s 18-13 so far which is <60%, take out the G5 warmups and he’s 12-13.  

    He’s a damn good OC who has not earned the blind optimism that he is or will be an above average HC  

     

     

     

     

  10. 16 hours ago, Fondren &amp; Main said:

    These idiots act like our 2nd worst decade ever in the history of the program is indicative of the future of the program.  Most college football fans think the same thing due to the scorching hot takes of idiots like Kirk Herbstreit.

    They should all pay more attention to the way that Sarkisian is recruiting.  We haven't been this stacked on our roster since before Mack quit recruiting.

    If chimps like Cheeze Its, Oeaux and Lester can win titles then so can Sark.

    *Leslie

  11. 12 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

    It comes from one report in one year a few years ago that they were the #1 revenue generating athletic department in the country (specifically for that year). This was in a year when donations went way up for their stadium renovation, they got a loan for the stadium, and they questionably counted a bunch of that as revenue, which pushed them to #1.

    Ever since then, they "have more money than the sips" 🙄

    It’s all they have.  Aggies are stacking MNCs for their fan base where they can, biggest stadium once, most money, #1 recruiting class of all time.. 

    If you’re in O&G and/or real estate in Texas you know a few Aggies who are very capable, with a prodigious intellect and often girth to match.   
     

    But that’s not their fan base.   Their fan base is the greater Houston suburban insurance salesman, the construction company superintendent and the EMT/volunteer firefighter on wife #3 with 5 boys who might be quality athletes is they weren’t always suspended from school. 
     

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