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Jimbob

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  1. 20 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

    It’s the same shit we see every year. Outside of their big teams (Bama/UGA in recent years) the SEC teams underperform in non conf and then underperform in bowls. We pretend they are good because average ass teams like LSU beat other average ass teams like Mizzou and ole Miss. LSU, Mizzou, Ole Miss would be OSU, KSU level in the big 12.

    We pretend they are good because the narrative of SEC dominance started rolling when they won 7 in a row after our 2005 win.  
    in the ensuing 17 seasons SEC has had 19 representatives, at least 1 rep in 16 of 17, and they have won 13 of the 17.  
     

    they have been top heavy for sure, and an SEC bias has led to 2 teams in the finals 3 times, but they still have to go win the games and 5 different teams have done so.  ACC has 3 wins and B1G has 1.  That’s it.  
     

    if anything I would say B1G has been the biggest underachiever based on 1 team going 1/4 with no other contenders while getting hyped up and making more money than the others.  

  2. All the talking heads opinion that the B12 is the worst conference while the PAC is the 3rd or possibly 2nd best conference this year is certainly a take.  
    Just about everyone I’ve heard on radio and TV are saying UO/UW is a play-in game.  
     

    PAC is the pyrite conference skating by on early OOC games that were fools gold.  Best OOC win, UO over Tech by 8?  

     And fuck giving teams credit for ranked wins based on where they were ranked… I get giving a team a loss lowers their ranking, but App St did not beat the #6 team last year.  
     

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  3. 2 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

    FWIW I hope we continue to play big OOC games. Fuck the playoffs, it makes for more entertainment and helps recruiting. 

    If we're left out I hope we don't play this like UGA in '18. 

     

    We're 11-1. I refuse to be upset about anything college football related.

    Why bother with the early big matchups OOC, we will just play them in the playoffs.  Basically any marquee opponents will either be SEC or B1G,

    ACC teams don’t move the needle and B12 can go fuck their own faces.  

  4. 22 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

    I mean honestly I would believe it. It's impossible to turn UK into a championship program and at some point in life, making $8mm vs $9mm is probably nothing for these guys

    10M/7yr guaranteed, 7M/10yr guaranteed…

    Crawfish-crawdad, Jimbo laid out the blueprint

  5. 21 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

    So Dabo is gonna leave Clemson, where he's making $9 MM per year, and their unrealistic expectations for aggy?

    Sure Jan GIF


    so you’re telling me you or anyone else wouldn’t leave $9M guaranteed to make half as much, BUT you have the chance to DOUBLE your salary if you hit all the benchmarks in a heavily incentivized contract?  
     

    you have got to be a Tsipper or just plain bad at math. 

  6. 10 hours ago, NoName said:

    i still can't believe Bjork still has a job. would have made more sense to fire Bjork into the sun, hire a real AD, give Jimbo another year, fire him into the sun, have your new long term AD hire the new football coach. would have saved a dump truck load of money too.

    They are Aggies. 

    Would have been a lot cheaper to fire him for cause saving $70M. 

    My service isn’t cheap but this one would have been a layup.  Basics would involve a kilo of good cocaine, a washed up UF tennis player and the B/CS police department.  Easy peasy

  7. “Maybe in 2023 by itself. A one year window. A&M has been better since 2010 by most any
    metric - wins, conference wins, bowl wins, etc. Nobody was tooting our horn when we were on top in a one year window, but as soon as they get one to go their way, they are great and we
    are clearly behind - becomes the narrative.“

    can one of you autistic degenerates check his math on this?  I’m pretty sure this is how they talk shit into existence and poof, a new tradition is born.  

  8. 4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

    They’ll probably do some sovereign immunity stiff. That’s why Billy had to make sure and state that this would be “the university” making the decision. 

    Don’t sleep on this. 
    a week ago they had a good part of the buyout committed but we’re looking for the rest.  
     

    don’t negotiate Jimbo, burn that mother fucker to the ground if they try. Good luck little cuck

  9. 3 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

    This is the aggy mouthpiece. Definitely sounds like Jimbo is getting another year. 

     

    There’s a couple guys willing to stroke big checks now, but they are trying to get a few others to pony up.    
     

    Fatigue has set in and it would feel better to have that money mean something like a new gulag building in your name rather than gifting it to a little West Virginia hillbilly cuck.  
     

     

  10. On 11/6/2023 at 3:18 PM, Billy Pilgrim said:

    Interesting that there’s no Alabama, Georgia, OU or Ole Miss on the schedule. I wonder if the SEC said fuck yo “gentleman’s agreement” but we’ll throw you a bone and give you a cream puff schedule with the exception of Texas and LSU in 2024.

    You got that backwards, look at who is not on their schedule and that’s what the SEC is planning to hit them with in 25 or 26.  It’s going to break their fragile little egos when they get  UT, Bama, UGA, LSU, OU, Ole Miss, Tenn, Kentucky, and the foot come off their throat for a Vandy gimme.  

    this is the big middle finger from the SEC for being such pussies about everything.  

  11. 20 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

     

    Well, we don't have to that far for some of the cards. Bret Bielma is "Fat Fucking Retard." 

    Aren’t you responsible for Geoff “By the Bushel” Ketchum, aka fat fuck ham man?   
     That alone earns you a board seat. 
     

    im guessing Ryan Days card is something quaint like “Pedersast”

  12. 46 minutes ago, Horndog said:

    Serious question. Aggies are forever asking the philosophical question of how they are mired in mediocrity despite the level of their fan support, the available financial resources, their conference affiliation, their location in a talent- rich area, and the"best facilities" in college football. 

    What do they think differentiates their facilities from those at any other big- time college? The locker rooms? The weight room? The practice field? Public art? The parking lots? 

    What makes them think there is a bit of difference between the "facilities" there and anywhere else? 

    They have the only stadium modeled after an open tackle box, brought to you by Carls Jr., and Brawndo flowing from the taps.   
    Life imitates art

  13. 3 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

    You’re confident against byu with MM for four full quarters? They’re gonna stack the box and force him to throw and if he throws passes this Saturday like missiles it won’t be good. Arch isn’t playing this year and if he does it will blow his redshirt. 

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    alex Grinch not only endorses this post, he’s putting together the game plan just in case.  

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