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    Maui

    For those who love Hawaii but get surly around people and crowds/traffic, Molokai. Been to all the big 4 several times, Lanai once and making 3rd trip to Molokai in September. Direct flight from AUS-HNL on Hawaiian, grabbed the good seats for only 4K round trip, adult kids in the back of the bus for 479/ea Puddle jump to MKK for 136 so an extra 2,500 to bring the 4 kids is not bad at all. We stay in the same couple of condos on the SE side, pretty nice waterfront place thats only about 150/night but would be 3x on Maui. Coffee and sunrise on the lanai then we head to the west side where the beaches are incredible and deserted to hang and watch sunsets. Actually, all the beaches are deserted. First trip there we saw exactly zero people on the west side. Last year there were consistently 7 or 8 people on a 3 mile stretch, but only one couple one day at our favorite little spot. There’s an old resort that was deserted the first time we went, last time a few of the units were occupied and we rented one for 60/night so we would have bathroom/shower and fridge while we hung out, plus no issue using the pool. Sunsets are pretty great, then head back, stop at hotel Molokai or paddlers for food and a bar, then back to the East side. Get up and do it again. Molokai has its own version of the road to Hana, the road to Halawa. It’s about an hour drive and we didn’t pass a single car the last time we were there. When we got to Halawa there was a car there and this kid approached us and asks if we are there for the hike to the falls. We were not, but we chatted for a while while he waited to see if anyone showed up (they didn’t) so we went ahead and made the hike. Apparently it’s a daily occurrence now and someone from the East side ranch just waits around from 8-9 to see if anyone shows. There’s not a lot to do if you crave schedules and nightlife. Theres a few restaurants and bars, almost everything is closed Sunday, but if you like beach bumming and 4x4 excursions with a Gillian’s island feel to things, this is the spot. Many of the beaches are accessed by jeep trails, and the car rental place has no rules other than bring it back with gas. Sunrise over Maui Sunset with Oahu in the distance our favorite little beach The 3 mile beach on the west side with its usual crowds everyone we encountered were great, there’s a slight undercurrent with a few locals though. They like travelers but don’t like tourists, don’t act like an aggy. and the obvious…
  2. No one wants hood in mouth, rather stick to the conventional STDs.
  3. I know it doesn’t count but that was a sweet shot, that’s hard as shit to make clean like that
  4. Free agency is what turned me off from the NFL (the strikes didn’t help). i have no problem with the players getting paid, I just couldn’t have imagined Staubach or Randy white playing for any other team. Dorsett going to Denver and Earl going to New Orleans were just wrong. I would like to see transfer rules in college get scaled back but it’s not a 1:1 with free agency because college is so transient. Players “careers” are only 3-5 years (except for guys named weeden or Martinez, or 5’3” RBs at Kansas state) so you get used to the churn.
  5. Games won’t be shorter, just look at all the extra TV timeouts they can cut in! Rule #4 could be helped in that regard if the team on offense is allowed to say we want to use THAT ball. Remember when you were a kid and the long bomb went across the street, down the creek and into the drain pipe and someone had to crawl in and get it? Not the same but it would allow more time for receivers to get back to LOS. 3 most likely passes and has an impact.
  6. Sooo… CTJ is not really Greg Davis, he’s Ryan Day.
  7. Holy fuck what a rabbit hole. I just looked up a friend who enrolled in fall 1993. Apparently he graduated with a BA in the summer of 2018. thats… impressive. Like 20 howeverthemanyfuck years? I’m going to start calling him billy Madison.
  8. Giant motherfucker from Chicago tried to convince me that lunch is called dinner and dinner is called supper, all while he was smoking “fags”. i told him to take his dumb ass back to Chicago, so he snorted like 6 lines of meth and whooped my ass. He whipped me so bad he had a heart attack, so really I won that fight because I’m still alive.
  9. I think I hit bingo after the second paragraph, I blacked out my whole card before I was half way through. I guess he doesn’t care if older Aggies get wise to his shtick as long as their acceptance rate continues to look like an MLM scam.
  10. Beard should have ben hanging with Jerritt Elliott, hell, most of our coaches should spend more time with him. if Beards GF is a 6 or better as some of the thirsty surly believe, then Jerritt landed a 12. He’s a great coach and he’s a closer, and makes <1/10 what Beard makes. he’s won 14 of the last 16 conference titles, been to the final 4 10 of the past 15 Dudes legit Pete Carroll tried to get him to quit VB and go coach football for him as an assistant when he was at USC.
  11. I would just sit on the porch under the big zapper light with a 30-30 in my lap. I got a reputation, but boys would have the daughters home by 9:55 if the curfew was 11. pretty sure one of the assholes wrote a song about it. 3 Sections with Indian burial mounds makes for good conversation before they leave the house.
  12. Crazy GF in college, one drunk night neighbors called cops and when they got there she tried to fight the female officer and went to jail. fast forward a few months and add mushrooms, she trashed my place and cops came again. This time it’s 2 guys, she started bawling and saying “I don’t want to go to jail” so they picked me. It does happen, but he was charged with a FELONY. I was never charged and went home the next morning, so I would say there’s a 100% chance he did something bad. i saw the craziest shit that night…
  13. Leslie Miles says hold my zoysia.
  14. Prank call, prank call I think what you meant to say is this is the perfect place for people to discuss transfers, and the recruiting board is a hoax. It’s just a few old guys yelling at the clouds with an occasional retard wandering by.
  15. Easy tiger, they do/don’t need whatever keeps that little fuck employed there
  16. Nope, but it does open the door for a playoff spot. If USC and TCU lose their CCG’s… it might come down to them vs fOSU for the 4th spot
  17. Fuckin swamp people sandbagging so dumbo doesn’t lose his job
  18. Khaki Jim is a weird motherfucker, but he’s a good coach.
  19. That’s some 2020 pre-free agency thinking right there. I’m 2023 and just letting you know that when you get home from work later you will find your blow is gone, I drank all your booze, stole your car, fucked your girlfriend, and burned down your house on my way out of town. but hey, maybe your better off
  20. quick peek into Sydney and CTJs NEZ suite last Saturday
  21. Urban and the coed fingering? sure. Hard no on Day and creepy bearded kiddie diddling
  22. You’re a beating. You realize there was a fairly large contingent who saw the hiring of a coordinator who won an MNC under Urban, who then parlayed that into a few good years at a G5, and who proceeded to bring their entire G5 staff along for the ride… a second time in a row thought it was a dumbfuck move? Hiring Herman on the heels of strong made me want to kick puppies and run over squirrels. 7 win Steve is a complete what the fuck do you expect hire, hopefully it was orchestrated to turn around a decade of horrible recruiting. Maybe the next time a good coach looks under the hood he sees something worth taking on.
  23. 5/6 of the game was great. There’s a few things we could have done that would have made it better Tell the players there’s NIL gold in the methtard dental plans, go get it all. Throw matches in their meth lab, game bus RVs and watch their program financially burn to the ground. It’s fucking OU With 10 min left if they decide to quit because they’ve had enough, don’t respect their decision. Make them portal out of the cotton bowl to make it stop Other than that I thoroughly enjoyed that ass whipping.
  24. Same here, I particularly struggle with retarded/retard and the wife gets extremely bent when I use them. Sooo… I try to use them in proper context, like “Hey, did you see that article where honey bee venom retarded the growth of cancer cells? Amazing huh?!” That pisses her off even more.
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