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Jimbob

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  1. During the great ammo shortage the only deer rounds I could find were Federal game shock. Two seasons went by and I missed every single shot I took. So I started hand loading, slowed that bullet down from 3000/fps to around 55-60/mph and added little headlights. Now I can’t miss, the deer will jump in front of the bullet if they have to.
  2. Yeah but one smells like refinery crude oil, the other smells like deep tanning oil
  3. Fucking won it in 3 without even using their Ace
  4. Aggy catcher has a glory hole in the back of his pants. The jokes continue to write themselves.
  5. Aggy pitcher chews like a cow
  6. I guess admitting you have a problem is the first step. Since the boating accident that claimed all my poor firearms, knives have moved up in status. Good thing there’s not a flashlight thread Part of the fixed collection
  7. This is the right conclusion. Kids got paid to go to aggy, and aggy told them it was NIL. Kid hits portal and say they got x amount in NIL. Portal teams research and find the kid has no NIL deals. But hey, no lying, cheating or stealing.
  8. The one with all the sneks
  9. Puerto escondido mexico. of course Mrs Bob says authoritatively it is NOT a yellow bellied sea snek because it’s tail stripes aren’t identical to the googles images
  10. yellow on black friend of jack, right?
  11. Jimbob

    Maui

    For those who love Hawaii but get surly around people and crowds/traffic, Molokai. Been to all the big 4 several times, Lanai once and making 3rd trip to Molokai in September. Direct flight from AUS-HNL on Hawaiian, grabbed the good seats for only 4K round trip, adult kids in the back of the bus for 479/ea Puddle jump to MKK for 136 so an extra 2,500 to bring the 4 kids is not bad at all. We stay in the same couple of condos on the SE side, pretty nice waterfront place thats only about 150/night but would be 3x on Maui. Coffee and sunrise on the lanai then we head to the west side where the beaches are incredible and deserted to hang and watch sunsets. Actually, all the beaches are deserted. First trip there we saw exactly zero people on the west side. Last year there were consistently 7 or 8 people on a 3 mile stretch, but only one couple one day at our favorite little spot. There’s an old resort that was deserted the first time we went, last time a few of the units were occupied and we rented one for 60/night so we would have bathroom/shower and fridge while we hung out, plus no issue using the pool. Sunsets are pretty great, then head back, stop at hotel Molokai or paddlers for food and a bar, then back to the East side. Get up and do it again. Molokai has its own version of the road to Hana, the road to Halawa. It’s about an hour drive and we didn’t pass a single car the last time we were there. When we got to Halawa there was a car there and this kid approached us and asks if we are there for the hike to the falls. We were not, but we chatted for a while while he waited to see if anyone showed up (they didn’t) so we went ahead and made the hike. Apparently it’s a daily occurrence now and someone from the East side ranch just waits around from 8-9 to see if anyone shows. There’s not a lot to do if you crave schedules and nightlife. Theres a few restaurants and bars, almost everything is closed Sunday, but if you like beach bumming and 4x4 excursions with a Gillian’s island feel to things, this is the spot. Many of the beaches are accessed by jeep trails, and the car rental place has no rules other than bring it back with gas. Sunrise over Maui Sunset with Oahu in the distance our favorite little beach The 3 mile beach on the west side with its usual crowds everyone we encountered were great, there’s a slight undercurrent with a few locals though. They like travelers but don’t like tourists, don’t act like an aggy. and the obvious…
  12. No one wants hood in mouth, rather stick to the conventional STDs.
  13. I know it doesn’t count but that was a sweet shot, that’s hard as shit to make clean like that
  14. Free agency is what turned me off from the NFL (the strikes didn’t help). i have no problem with the players getting paid, I just couldn’t have imagined Staubach or Randy white playing for any other team. Dorsett going to Denver and Earl going to New Orleans were just wrong. I would like to see transfer rules in college get scaled back but it’s not a 1:1 with free agency because college is so transient. Players “careers” are only 3-5 years (except for guys named weeden or Martinez, or 5’3” RBs at Kansas state) so you get used to the churn.
  15. Games won’t be shorter, just look at all the extra TV timeouts they can cut in! Rule #4 could be helped in that regard if the team on offense is allowed to say we want to use THAT ball. Remember when you were a kid and the long bomb went across the street, down the creek and into the drain pipe and someone had to crawl in and get it? Not the same but it would allow more time for receivers to get back to LOS. 3 most likely passes and has an impact.
  16. Holy fuck what a rabbit hole. I just looked up a friend who enrolled in fall 1993. Apparently he graduated with a BA in the summer of 2018. thats… impressive. Like 20 howeverthemanyfuck years? I’m going to start calling him billy Madison.
  17. Giant motherfucker from Chicago tried to convince me that lunch is called dinner and dinner is called supper, all while he was smoking “fags”. i told him to take his dumb ass back to Chicago, so he snorted like 6 lines of meth and whooped my ass. He whipped me so bad he had a heart attack, so really I won that fight because I’m still alive.
  18. Game notes: Casey Cain lands like a wet noodle. But his hands have been good so far. Bijan wants to play and he can’t stand it. We have some good young backs but they aren’t bijan. Our TEs are spending all their time blocking, not an offensive threat thus far. QE still has the yips, hopefully the off-season helps him heal and overcome his issues. Sark looks like an OC who should be sitting in the booth instead of squatting on the sidelines. He’s hanging in the rafters, his ceiling is probably the highly paid OC somewhere.
  19. I think I hit bingo after the second paragraph, I blacked out my whole card before I was half way through. I guess he doesn’t care if older Aggies get wise to his shtick as long as their acceptance rate continues to look like an MLM scam.
  20. Beard should have ben hanging with Jerritt Elliott, hell, most of our coaches should spend more time with him. if Beards GF is a 6 or better as some of the thirsty surly believe, then Jerritt landed a 12. He’s a great coach and he’s a closer, and makes <1/10 what Beard makes. he’s won 14 of the last 16 conference titles, been to the final 4 10 of the past 15 Dudes legit Pete Carroll tried to get him to quit VB and go coach football for him as an assistant when he was at USC.
  21. I would just sit on the porch under the big zapper light with a 30-30 in my lap. I got a reputation, but boys would have the daughters home by 9:55 if the curfew was 11. pretty sure one of the assholes wrote a song about it. 3 Sections with Indian burial mounds makes for good conversation before they leave the house.
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