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Jimbob

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  1. Holy fuck what a rabbit hole. I just looked up a friend who enrolled in fall 1993. Apparently he graduated with a BA in the summer of 2018. thats… impressive. Like 20 howeverthemanyfuck years? I’m going to start calling him billy Madison.
  2. Giant motherfucker from Chicago tried to convince me that lunch is called dinner and dinner is called supper, all while he was smoking “fags”. i told him to take his dumb ass back to Chicago, so he snorted like 6 lines of meth and whooped my ass. He whipped me so bad he had a heart attack, so really I won that fight because I’m still alive.
  3. Game notes: Casey Cain lands like a wet noodle. But his hands have been good so far. Bijan wants to play and he can’t stand it. We have some good young backs but they aren’t bijan. Our TEs are spending all their time blocking, not an offensive threat thus far. QE still has the yips, hopefully the off-season helps him heal and overcome his issues. Sark looks like an OC who should be sitting in the booth instead of squatting on the sidelines. He’s hanging in the rafters, his ceiling is probably the highly paid OC somewhere.
  4. I think I hit bingo after the second paragraph, I blacked out my whole card before I was half way through. I guess he doesn’t care if older Aggies get wise to his shtick as long as their acceptance rate continues to look like an MLM scam.
  5. Beard should have ben hanging with Jerritt Elliott, hell, most of our coaches should spend more time with him. if Beards GF is a 6 or better as some of the thirsty surly believe, then Jerritt landed a 12. He’s a great coach and he’s a closer, and makes <1/10 what Beard makes. he’s won 14 of the last 16 conference titles, been to the final 4 10 of the past 15 Dudes legit Pete Carroll tried to get him to quit VB and go coach football for him as an assistant when he was at USC.
  6. I would just sit on the porch under the big zapper light with a 30-30 in my lap. I got a reputation, but boys would have the daughters home by 9:55 if the curfew was 11. pretty sure one of the assholes wrote a song about it. 3 Sections with Indian burial mounds makes for good conversation before they leave the house.
  7. Crazy GF in college, one drunk night neighbors called cops and when they got there she tried to fight the female officer and went to jail. fast forward a few months and add mushrooms, she trashed my place and cops came again. This time it’s 2 guys, she started bawling and saying “I don’t want to go to jail” so they picked me. It does happen, but he was charged with a FELONY. I was never charged and went home the next morning, so I would say there’s a 100% chance he did something bad. i saw the craziest shit that night…
  8. Leslie Miles says hold my zoysia.
  9. Prank call, prank call I think what you meant to say is this is the perfect place for people to discuss transfers, and the recruiting board is a hoax. It’s just a few old guys yelling at the clouds with an occasional retard wandering by.
  10. Easy tiger, they do/don’t need whatever keeps that little fuck employed there
  11. Nope, but it does open the door for a playoff spot. If USC and TCU lose their CCG’s… it might come down to them vs fOSU for the 4th spot
  12. Fuckin swamp people sandbagging so dumbo doesn’t lose his job
  13. Khaki Jim is a weird motherfucker, but he’s a good coach.
  14. That’s some 2020 pre-free agency thinking right there. I’m 2023 and just letting you know that when you get home from work later you will find your blow is gone, I drank all your booze, stole your car, fucked your girlfriend, and burned down your house on my way out of town. but hey, maybe your better off
  15. quick peek into Sydney and CTJs NEZ suite last Saturday
  16. Urban and the coed fingering? sure. Hard no on Day and creepy bearded kiddie diddling
  17. You’re a beating. You realize there was a fairly large contingent who saw the hiring of a coordinator who won an MNC under Urban, who then parlayed that into a few good years at a G5, and who proceeded to bring their entire G5 staff along for the ride… a second time in a row thought it was a dumbfuck move? Hiring Herman on the heels of strong made me want to kick puppies and run over squirrels. 7 win Steve is a complete what the fuck do you expect hire, hopefully it was orchestrated to turn around a decade of horrible recruiting. Maybe the next time a good coach looks under the hood he sees something worth taking on.
  18. 5/6 of the game was great. There’s a few things we could have done that would have made it better Tell the players there’s NIL gold in the methtard dental plans, go get it all. Throw matches in their meth lab, game bus RVs and watch their program financially burn to the ground. It’s fucking OU With 10 min left if they decide to quit because they’ve had enough, don’t respect their decision. Make them portal out of the cotton bowl to make it stop Other than that I thoroughly enjoyed that ass whipping.
  19. Same here, I particularly struggle with retarded/retard and the wife gets extremely bent when I use them. Sooo… I try to use them in proper context, like “Hey, did you see that article where honey bee venom retarded the growth of cancer cells? Amazing huh?!” That pisses her off even more.
  20. Don’t be a dipshit, that was coaching. They were a .700 program with an MNC, multiple 10 win seasons and ONE losing record in the 30 years leading up to the train wreck that was Willingham. They had 6 years of terrible coaching with a couple teams that completely gave up, and when they brought Sark in he was extremely average.
  21. @Chopper @Sydney Cartoon gotdamn, no one wants to fuck either of your wives, we are here for the Aggie comics. Get a room and get it over with already.
  22. So we aren’t the only ones who get horsefucked by the refs, great I guess. Who gets it worse when we play ISU?
  23. Is there a coach out there who’s easier to root for yet deep down wouldn’t want him as your coach?
  24. Part Stockholm syndrome, but mainly just afraid Drew Kelson will show up at his door one night to explain CTE without using words. Still, he’s one of the best talking heads covering CFB.
  25. Jimbob

    Phatterson

    Go ahead and make it permanent, pay him all the money. This defense is night and day from last year
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