Scattershots:
- its a key 3rd down for our defense and clemson is driving. What do we play? “Since youve been gone.” Holy shit everyone in our section was either laughing their ass off or pissed
- mariachi was awesome the first time with Selena, but did not needed to be replayed while clemson was driving
- for fucks SAKE, we dont celebrate first downs. Only bush league teams do that pathetic shit. Stop with the “first down, TEXAS!” shit
- I.Do.Not.Get. Not having enough ticket scanners/personnel/bag checkers for just one fucking hour before kick to get people through the gates.
- need to show more celebrities/former ut players on the jumbotron instead of the ball-hiding-in-what-helmet or air guitar cam or whatever the fuck
AND
TWICE in the 4th quarter we played “all my exes live in texas” and some other slow fucking country song. Holy shit it was embarrassing. Clemson fans in my section were chuckling… especially when violin solo guy came on. Play fucking rock or edm or hip hop. Its not that fucking hard