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GreenspointTexas

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  1. Yes. Its likely it wasnt even a drug boat but Heggy obviously didnt want any survivors to come back and out him
  2. Trumps “MRI Results” letter is fucking hilarious and completely made up. Holy shit. Ive read thousands of MRI results/reports and this shit screams of someone covering their ass while asked to by the govt to lie
  3. Things that need to be gone 1) Celebrating first downs. “And its a fiiirrrrssttt down Texas…” (longhorns!) Bush league 2) Playing country songs. Even Fozzy and Alex Okafor on 3rd and Longhorn were clowning on this. During a 3rd down timeout in the 4th quarter this past weekend, we were playing Alabamas “Fiddle in the band,” or whatever dumb fucking heehaw song. Players dont get hyped to that dogshit 3) of less importance but fix the goddamn wifi. First world problems, i know
  4. You know cfb is broken and its a shit year if Tech is considered anywhere near the top 15 teams in the country
  5. Fyi, these are the only schools we have losing records against that arent in the SEC: Air force 0-1 Byu 2-4 Minnesota 0-1 Ncst 0-1 Northwestern 0-1 Notre dame 3-9 Usc 2-5 Syracuse 0-2 Ucla 3-4 Va tech 0-1 Penn state 2-3
  6. Yup, id take that all day kramer”illtakeit!”.gif
  7. The commitee really fucked themselves by choosing Bama over undeafed FSU. That basically meant that win/loss records dont mean dick and there is a fuck ton of grey area
  8. Lsu is a dogshit “university” with coloring book admission standards. They are the only show in town in a talent rich state, a la Georgia. They’ll always be a force to be reckoned with But if you think Lane Kiffin is a top 10 cfb coach, youre a moron
  9. Holy fucking shit
  10. Overquoting. Thinking its funny after saying the same played out shit for years. Same reason they almost killed Chappelle Show
  11. People need to recognize that this is all just an in-between stage for the next 5-10 years until the Big 10 and SEC form their own league/playoff Its been clear for a few years that the Big 12 and ACC are fucking borderline G5 poors. And expanding the playoff beyond 6-8 teams was fucking moronic
  12. Theres def a difference between winning/losing at the end of the season vs the beginnjng
  13. Every one of them except Die Hard and Home Alone 1 and 2. White people killed Elf, like they did with Wedding Crashers and Old Scool, and its unwatchable now.
  14. This is perfect. He’ll keep lsu at 8-10 wins without winning anything of significance there
  15. Has a 9 win-regular season team ever played in the Texas bowl?
  16. Ohio state played that and “Bitch im from Texas” by bigxthaplug after they won the Texas game while people were walking out of the ‘shoe this season
  17. I just wanna get the bowl win to get to 10 wins would be a semi-successful season?
  18. I told people 3 years ago that Tech was gonna be the biggest beneficiary of realignment
  19. Our OOC every year needs to be UTEP and UTSA (every year to keep the money in the system) at home, and a G5 from Texas, NM or NMSU, Tulsa, Ark St, or any G5 from Louisiana absolutely no fucking need to play big times. Jesus look at the Big 12 and ACC cake walks for fucks sake. Tech now has the easiest path year in and year out for the playoff
  20. Was playing the season and letting voters choose the champ really that bad?
  21. 16 team playoff is 8-10 teams too many
  22. The most perfect system was the BCS, u morons
  23. OOC games gonna get cancelled across the country like hotcakes here in a week
  24. Lane aint goin to Tiger high
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