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Laxtonto

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  1. #4….. Done and done. Tomorrow morning is going to be rough… curious if I get more then 3 hours if sleep…. Merry Christmas fuckers!
  2. Fucking bicycle has a thing on it that shoots his damn bubbles…. That has to be disabled to put in 3 AAA batteries (would be included but are dead)…. Problem solved, bourbon #3 poured…. Time to see how “helpful” Mrs Clause is feeling before I start on this softball hitting stand thing
  3. Bourbon #1 is poured. Starting on the Huffy “Frozen” bicycle w training wheels
  4. That fucking Melissa and Doug kitchen thankfully has been an exceptional hand-me-down to the youngest… Had a a bourbon or three too many on that build… still not as traumatic as that god damn doll house.
  5. Is this going to be the late night Santa assembly and slow bourbon descent into madness thread or should I start anew one in a few hours? This year’s torture is fairly low key vs. the titanic battle w the doll house of years past. Only some bicycles and other random large items for the 4 year old and some te h stuff for the oldest.
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  7. Not sure if I believe this.... It seems like a way to obscure who sold them to Hezbollah
  8. Chip Kelly with 2 weeks to prepare is scary.. Doesnt help that Tenn shit the bed most of the night, but they have been seriously out-schemed tonight as well
  9. Sounds more like he was wanted in Saudi for sexual assault and so went to Germany and claimed asylum as a ex-Muslim. Saudi asked for him to be returned, and Germany said no, he is at risk by your government being an ex-muslim. Got more radicalized over the years and went over the edge post Oct 7th and went to where we are.
  10. OSU with the SEC SEC SEC chant again going into commercial
  11. How dare you leave out the third wheel, Heupel?
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