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Laxtonto

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    Fuck I’m hungover…. Merry Christmas you filthy animals!
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    And now the big one…. A kitchen… can’t be that hard. Melissa and Doug tend to make decent stuff. Need a refill… “I am Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson, no relation….”
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    I just built a fucking Teepee…. Lots of fucking questions going through my head right now starting with, Why the fuck ones a 3 year old need her own Teepee? And… Hit it again… Such a brutal efficient line that really drives home that Hans does not give a shit about anything but getting the FBI to show up
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    Fuck it…. Thinking on Die Hard as background noise as I work on the bike for the 3 year old before I tackle the real work. Figure 2 more hours should do it, depending on how helpful Russell’s is
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    It’s that time again….3 year old is blissfully asleep, unaware of how much daddy already hates some of her wonders for the morrow. 8 year old is in bed with the misses (looks like he is coming down with something… it may be flu…. fucking yay) and as such I am solo tonight in more ways than one. Thankfully I have my good friend Russel to help me this evening. God speed Surly fucks… and Merry Christmas
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    I bet a lot of it is that he didnt play many games this year and most likely most people at On3 didnt get eyes on him ... Cant wait till he gets ranked by them and the BOMC rides again
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    Let me see if I got this right. So talk to a recruit and badgers him about his status... Recruit gives him a meh blow-off answer and so 9.95er pulls recruit into a group chat with both reporters and then subscribers Subscribers think Evans is reconfirming his commit and badger him in group chat Recruit gets pissed and moves up the commitment date and announces it online 9.95er now wants to ruin his commitment by blasting out it is now going to be Texas to be a salty petty bitch....
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    So anyone want to translate all of this into english for us olds?
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    NOOOOO!!!!
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    So the kids is testing out to see who is the leaker.... Evans @ 4:45: Yo Landyn, keep it on the down low, but I am really thinking about sticking with A&M. Landyn@ $:46 My lips are sealed... Landyn@ 5:11 Yo everyone we are looking good for Evans! Evans@ 5:12 Mutha Fucker... Knew you were always leaking shit, you peice of shit. Aggy shit like this is why I am signing with Texas. Aggy, no lie, cheat steal? Fuck you... Evans@ 5:33 Yo I need an edit to Texas
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    Bumping this because it popped up on SEC Rant..
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    With how much of a mess Stewart is, could I possibly ask for him to not get any deal he really likes to leave and decide to go back to aggy for one more go, just to finish his goal of toxify the locker room and destroying the WR room as he walks off in game 6
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    Wouldsnt Weigman be the prototypical example of a kid that is better off waiting to transfer in the late window anyway? Get some time to see what the new O will look like plus time to get healthy before he starts potentially looking around... Just sit back and see what happens between now and May. Biggest loss is him not getting the Spring install time and getting the playbook, but how many programs would overlook that at the last moment...
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    Riley to Chargers? Lagway to UGA or USC?
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