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Assman

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  1. I'm hammering Dal -5. Carolina is 3-0 but has beat some of the worst teams in the league. On top of that, the most dynamic play maker in the league is out for this game. I'm honestly surprised the spread is not bigger. (Of course this means Carolina wins in a blowout)
  2. We are going to get the shit end of every borderline call all year. These officials make good money, and with us and ousux leaving, that gravy train is coming to a stop. It's personal to these guys so prepare your anuses.
  3. I meant what I said.
  4. I haven't read through all 98 pages so I'm sure it's been mentioned 69 times in this thread, but this is absolutely a game we lose under Strong or Herman.
  5. No one gives a fuck if you're entitled to the same piece of pavement as motorists. All because I have a street legal golf cart doesn't mean I'm going drive it on a 2-lane state highway with a 70mph speed limit. This is essentially what you're doing. Take your spandex and regard helmet to a park or one of the 69,000 bike trails in this state. Fucking nerds.
  6. Because I'm bored, I added this 6-team ML parlay of underdogs.
  7. Just going with my gut. Gary always has their D dialed in against us. On the other side of the ball, this will be the first real defense TCU has seen this year. This has a 31-24 feel to it imo. I could be completely wrong and it wouldn't be the first time.
  8. The reality is, more people hate us than love us. We all know the BOMC is complete bullshit and it's the opposite of reality. People who root for teams not named Texas have to hear about us being "back" every year only to have us shit the bed on national TV like clockwork. Because of that, outsiders/pollsters are hesitant to give us any sort of credit because they expect us to get our balls blown off the next time we sniff success. Baylor doesn't have this problem because no one gives a shit about Baylor and there is no preconceived opinion of them. That being said, there's no way a 1-loss Texas team doesn't make the playoffs, so it doesn't make a shit this year. If we get to that point, the narrative will be that we are undefeated and a completely different team with the change at QB. Just win. Ou sux. Etc etc.
  9. I'm in on Texas -4 and the under.
  10. I finished 2-2 this week, 11-5 for the season. I locked in some early week 5 bets: Fla -8 vs. UK UT -4 vs. TCU and U66.5 USF v. SMU U68 Ore St +2.5 and +120 ML vs. Wash ND +2.5 and +120 ML vs. Cincy Pur -2 vs. Minn
  11. Yes, it's that simple....until it isn't.
  12. My takeaways: The game in Morgantown will be tough. OUsux is very beatable.
  13. 4 months later, finally some paint.
  14. Added BYU -23.5
  15. It's been that way all week. Not sure why but no issues making the bet.
  16. My bets for week 4: WVU +16.5 Mich St -4 Arky +5.5 Sent from my SM-G781U using Tapatalk
  17. 1500 hours of experience in no less than 12 months before even being licensed? There's the barrier to admission. No one has 4 days a week to burn on an unpaid apprenticeship. I should have done this last year when SWA was paying me to not work.
  18. How does one become an appraiser? Do they usually have a RE background? Construction background? Can you be self-employed or are you usually an employee of Muledick Mortgage?
  19. What book do you use? I'm seeing WVU +16.5, ND + 5, and Arky +5.5
  20. 3-2 for the week. 9-3 for the season. Fuck the state of Indiana.
  21. My final picks: Mich St +6.5 Purdue +7 IU +4 Iowa v. Kent St under 55.5 USCe +31.5 Sent from my SM-G781U using Tapatalk
  22. Early Week 3 and I only have these so far but will look to add more: Mich St +6.5 vs. Miami (This is just a Manny _iaz fade) Purdue +7 vs. ND (ND has looked like trash and their win against FSU is pretty much meaningless now) Lines that intrigue me but I haven't touched: Neb +22 vs. OUsux VT +3 vs. WVU UF +15.5 vs. Bama SCe +30.5 vs. UGA Aub +6 vs. PSU OSU -26.5 vs. Tulsa Thoughts? Sent from my SM-G781U using Tapatalk
  23. Added Iowa ML late so 3-1 this week, 6-1 for the season. Sent from my SM-G781U using Tapatalk
  24. DFW burbs. We're completely done with the plans and selections. Just waiting to pull the trigger. Our plan was to break ground in summer 2020, but put it on hold due to Covid. Then our plan was to break ground in late summer 2021, but construction costs put that on hold. Our build has gone up $400K from March 2020 to today.
  25. LFG. 3-0 this week.
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