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Assman

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  1. I'm hammering Dal -5.  Carolina is 3-0 but has beat some of the worst teams in the league.  On top of that, the most dynamic play maker in the league is out for this game.  I'm honestly surprised the spread is not bigger.

    (Of course this means Carolina wins in a blowout)

  2. We are going to get the shit end of every borderline call all year.  These officials make good money, and with us and ousux leaving, that gravy train is coming to a stop.  It's personal to these guys so prepare your anuses. 

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  3. No one gives a fuck if you're entitled to the same piece of pavement as motorists.  All because I have a street legal golf cart doesn't mean I'm going drive it on a 2-lane state highway with a 70mph speed limit.  This is essentially what you're doing.  Take your spandex and regard helmet to a park or one of the 69,000 bike trails in this state.  Fucking nerds. 

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  4. ^^^ nice I'll probably jump on some dat but under on Texas/TCU? 


    Just going with my gut. Gary always has their D dialed in against us. On the other side of the ball, this will be the first real defense TCU has seen this year. This has a 31-24 feel to it imo. I could be completely wrong and it wouldn't be the first time.
  5. The reality is, more people hate us than love us.  We all know the BOMC is complete bullshit and it's the opposite of reality.  People who root for teams not named Texas have to hear about us being "back" every year only to have us shit the bed on national TV like clockwork.  Because of that, outsiders/pollsters are hesitant to give us any sort of credit because they expect us to get our balls blown off the next time we sniff success.  Baylor doesn't have this problem because no one gives a shit about Baylor and there is no preconceived opinion of them.

    That being said, there's no way a 1-loss Texas team doesn't make the playoffs, so it doesn't make a shit this year.  If we get to that point, the narrative will be that we are undefeated and a completely different team with the change at QB.  Just win.  Ou sux.  Etc etc.

  6. I finished 2-2 this week, 11-5 for the season.

    I locked in some early week 5 bets:

    Fla -8 vs. UK

    UT -4 vs. TCU and U66.5

    USF v. SMU U68

    Ore St +2.5 and +120 ML vs. Wash

    ND +2.5 and +120 ML vs. Cincy

    Pur -2 vs. Minn

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  7. 2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

    Can someone educate me about the money line?

    For example, FL is -1100 against TN.  Does that mean I'd have to bet $1,100 to win $100?  As much as that is, it still seems like free money.  I can't imagine any way in which TN could have beaten FL.  Is it that simple?

    Yes, it's that simple....until it isn't.

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  8. 10 hours ago, Assman said:

    My final picks:

    Mich St +6.5
    Purdue +7
    IU +4
    Iowa v. Kent St under 55.5
    USCe +31.5

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    3-2 for the week.  9-3 for the season.  Fuck the state of Indiana.

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  9. Early Week 3 and I only have these so far but will look to add more:

    Mich St +6.5 vs. Miami (This is just a Manny _iaz fade)

    Purdue +7 vs. ND (ND has looked like trash and their win against FSU is pretty much meaningless now)

    Lines that intrigue me but I haven't touched:

    Neb +22 vs. OUsux
    VT +3 vs. WVU
    UF +15.5 vs. Bama
    SCe +30.5 vs. UGA
    Aub +6 vs. PSU
    OSU -26.5 vs. Tulsa

    Thoughts?


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  10. Went ahead and took Ole Miss/Lou U75.5.
    Already locked in some week 2 bets:
    -Iowa + 3.5 v. ISU
    -Colo +17 v. aggy
    -Horns -6
    Added Iowa ML late so 3-1 this week, 6-1 for the season.

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  11. 2 hours ago, deadshank said:

    Where are you building?  What stage are you in?

    DFW burbs.  We're completely done with the plans and selections.  Just waiting to pull the trigger.  Our plan was to break ground in summer 2020, but put it on hold due to Covid.  Then our plan was to break ground in late summer 2021, but construction costs put that on hold.  Our build has gone up $400K from March 2020 to today.

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