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Assman

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  1. They're on the higher end of the lower tier builders. With my wife being a realtor and me going with her on a lot of showings, I've gotten to know the builders pretty well. DRH does a few small touches that some of the bargain basement builders don't do, which sets them apart a bit. That being said, I can't imagine spending $600K on a DRH.
  2. You don't want to pay 3% of your average home price in DFW for an HJ. Not from my wife at least.
  3. I'd gladly let my wife give HJs for 3% commission. For the record, the appraisal came in a tad under listing so the buyers had to bring $100K to closing. The VA is notorious for under-valuing properties, even though my wife personally met the appraiser at the house and hand delivered him 17 comps that supported a value well over asking. Sent from my SM-G781U using Tapatalk
  4. My wife was the realtor for the couple that bought it. That one was tricky because they were VA and competing with cash offers. She had to get very creative with their offer and there was more to it than just more money. They just closed yesterday. My wife has been pretty successful getting offers accepted lately, but I think it's more her personality and willingness to talk to the listing agent to get a real feel of what the sellers want. Sent from my SM-G781U using Tapatalk
  5. I'm a month late here, but was this house off Park Blvd? Had a pool and backed up to a small creek/greenbelt?
  6. So there I was scrolling through Twitter when I see an Onion article about Bitcoin crashing. I think "WTF", immediately open CBP, and watch it drop from 52K to 46K in less than 10 minutes. I bought once I saw a minute straight of gain. Thanks internet satire news!
  7. Saw the halftime score and said to my wife "they'll lose in OT". Going to buy a lottery ticket tomorrow just in case.
  8. I picked a shitty night to start this technique. Edit: Unless the Jays have a decent 9th.
  9. Brock walking into the first team meeting.
  10. Can I get in on this?
  11. I don't want to take away from Phil's referrals, but my wife is a Realtor here in the DFW area and has robust military spouse Realtor network across the country. If anyone needs a contact anywhere, let me know.
  12. It doesn't look like the 2 deposit method is an option anymore. At least I can't find it. Edit: Apparently you have to trick fuck the system to do the 2 deposit method now. When it asks for your bank name, type in something that doesn't exist (ex: 1st Derka Bank). If it can't find it, it'll give you the option to manually add your account info. Then they'll send you the 2 deposits.
  13. I'd rather take a road trip to Kabul.
  14. I'm a crypto noob and signed up on Coinbase Pro. When trying to make a purchase, it asks for all my bank account info to include online password and PIN. I'm assuming this is legit and completely normal these days? Have there been any leaks of personal info through CBP or their 3rd party company Plaid that links your bank account? Is there an easier, more secure way to add funds to a CBP account?
  15. I think it's "tie-con"
  16. The weather was perfect, the water was warm, and the women were milfy. We didn't leave the island once I don't think and everything was within walking distance. I highly recommend an outside table at Frenchy's Rockaway Grill. We were seated about 15 minutes before sunset and had a perfect view. We also did one of those dolphin boat tours and the kids loved it. The Clearwater Aquarium was underwhelming but it broke up the day and gave us something to do besides roasting on the beach. I'd say about 90% of the people on the island were families of high schoolers on spring break. Lots of moms that were proud to show off their bolt-ons but also a lot of "I can't tell if this chick is 16 or 19 so I probably shouldn't stare" moments. Overall, 5 stars. Would visit again.
  17. I'll be there or Ames this year. I haven't been to either but they're both on my list and will knock out one.
  18. Big win. The fact that we beat a team that has owned us as of late and had to overcome the usual Big 12 officiating, is huge. BTW, fuck those officials.
  19. So Roope seems important
  20. I prefer MILFs so it looks like I'm in luck.
  21. We got a VRBO in Clearwater Beach on the water. I expect this to be a complete shit show considering it's Spring Break for a lot of colleges but I also expect to see a lot of titties.
  22. My dad recently moved to the Tampa area so wife and I are kicking around the idea of Spring Break down there with the kids, age 5, 6, and 9. I've been to Tampa a few times, but never with kids, and I've never ventured outside the inner city. I'm looking at AirBnBs near the beach, but I know nothing about the beaches there. I know Clearwater is the biggest city on the beach, but what about all the other areas to the north and south? We'll only be there for 3-4 days, so we don't have a ton of time to venture around. I'd like to be walking distance to the beach, and having a lot of restaurants or just general stuff to do nearby would be nice too. If you were in my shoes, where would you stay and what would you do? Besides Mons Venus, which we'll have to skip this time.
  23. I put 1U on the little Rangers +6000 to win it all. What should I do with all the money?
  24. Along with 3-4 triple fake Tigers during the e-brake on Friday.
  25. I wrestled in high school and a dabbled a bit recreationally in college, so this thread pleases me.
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