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  1. Assman

    Fuck Big 12 refs

    Assman replied to taybo20's topic in Football

    Which games has he officiated for us this year?
  2. Assman
    I say this every year in this thread, but death, taxes, and Falls City losing to Mart are the only givens in life. Let's see if it holds true this year. My entire mom's side of the family is from Falls City so they're my rooting interest once my Coppell Cowboys bow out, which is always by round 3.
  3. Assman
    Everything downtown already pretty much sold out. Like this year's game in T-Town, I'll wait until the week prior when people start cancelling rooms to book.
  4. Assman

    Fuck Big 12 refs

    Assman replied to taybo20's topic in Football

    So do we get Mar for the Tech game to try to keep us out of the championship? Or do we get him in the championship if we win?
  5. Assman

    Fuck Big 12 refs

    Assman replied to taybo20's topic in Football

    Yep. He lives in Lubbock. He worked at a bank or something and supposedly got death threats at work after the game. https://www.linkedin.com/in/kelly-deterding-532ba118
  6. Assman
    One of our asshole cats does this when he gets UTIs. We usually find blood in the piss at the same time. Still love the little fucker though.
  7. Assman
    Don't count out Midlothian Heritage. 5AD2 R2 is stacked.
  8. Assman

    Fuck Big 12 refs

    Assman replied to taybo20's topic in Football

    You guys are forgetting the most egregious call from that entire game, which was the Mason Rudolph fumble that was CLEARLY recovered by us but the LJ, the same one that called all the bogus holding calls and bumped into CS, sprints in from the sideline and immediately awards the ball to OSU without even seeing who had possession (we did). I did a breakdown of all the bogus calls by that LJ on Shaggy, and it was truly rage-inspiring.
  9. Assman
    I hate that we're even talking about this when we still have 3 very losable games left, but the best scenario for us to make the CFP is to win out and pray FSU loses to Miami, UF, or in the ACC Championship. The BIG, SEC, and PAC will have a spot unless Wash or Ore lose 2 which is very unlikely.
  10. Assman
    There are 2 families, 9 of us total, trying to go to our first Texas volleyball game against Tech on Nov 25th. It's slim pickens are the secondary market. If you're looking to sell or know of a way to get a few just to get in the building, let me know.
  11. Assman
    I would pay $100 for a non-binary Bud Light at this point [no cr]
  12. Assman
    I can't believe we're living in 2023 and there are still football stadiums that I can't buy beer in. Hell on earth.
  13. Assman
    Last minute decided I'm going to this game. Never been to the toilet bowl so: 1. Best place to park? 2. Where's the Surly tailgate?
  14. Assman
    Rumor is the dog overdosed on THC by drinking bong water that was put in his bowl and has unfortunately passed away.
  15. Assman
    Thanks for putting the tailgate together boys. I have no voice.
  16. Assman
    Can someone drop a pin or a screenshot of where the tailgate is?
  17. Assman
    We're going to grab some breakfast somewhere downtown and then head to the tailgate. Anyone down there?
  18. Assman
    We're at Houndstooth
  19. Assman
    Just checked into the Embassy. About to destroy this happy hour.
  20. Assman
    We had intentions of making it to Vicksburg from Dallas but decided on Shreveport bc we wanted more drinking time and there's a Larry Flints.
  21. Assman
    I'm with you. I'd rather sit down low amongst the enemy but my buddy was hell bent on sitting near allies to avoid fights. My last 2 road games were Notre Dame and Cal and I remember maybe the first quarter of each so I'm guessing it really won't matter where I sit.
  22. Assman
    After a quick Google Maps study, it looks like downtown and the strip are 1 street away from each other? We're staying at the Embassy Suites which is definitely within stumbling distance to either.
  23. Assman
    Where does the 30+ crowd hang? Is the strip generally college-aged whereas downtown is alumni?
  24. Assman
    According to the UT box office, we were given tickets in NN and SS. So any upper deck end zone should work. I'm in NN-7.
  25. Assman
    Thanks for posting this. I was booked with points for the Hampton Inn East but changed my reservation to the Embassy.

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