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Assman

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  1. I haven't flown a PT-6 powered plane in over half a decade, but I seem to remember there being a minimum time required for the prop to completely feather if you lose an engine. 10 seconds maybe?
  2. There goes Porsche's credibility! They'll never recover from this! Quick, sell me your 911 before their value plummets!
  3. It will always be The Station to me.
  4. Oblig
  5. This is what I ended up doing. Thanks for the help fellas.
  6. I'm currently adding up flight times in my logbook and need help with a certain formula. One of my columns denotes what I was coded as on a certain flight. The choices are UP, FP, MP, IP, and XP. How can I find out how many total times I was listed as an IP? The column in question is "E". The first cell with data is "E3" and the last is "E1125". So of those 1122 total entries, how many times was I coded as an IP?
  7. I was at the game last night. A few thoughts: 1. I hope this version of Nomar sticks around 2. Chi Sox outfielders threw some absolute lasers to gun down 3 different runners 3. My wife brought up the topic of if the players own or rent their homes and where do they live. I told her the only players that bought homes in the DFW area were probably only those on a long-term contract. So then I went to Baseballreference to look at the contract situation. Holy shit I didn't realize how top heavy the list was with of course Choo sucking the most cash, followed by Elvis, then Roughie. After that it's nothing more than 3 year/$30 mil type contracts for a few of our starters. Once we have Choo off the books next year, I can't imagine a team having more money to spend than us. I mean, fucking Joey Bats is making less than 69% of the team. I knew Jon Daniels sucked, but the payroll situation is absurd. 4. I'm going to miss The Temple. It looks better than ever and I can't believe they're going to tear it down and put up another Minute Maid.
  8. I did it for a year in college and my first year after graduation. I really enjoyed it but the biggest pain in the dick was driving all around Travis & Hays counties during rush hour 2 or 3 times a week. Also, some of the middle school games start at 5pm or even earlier IIRC, so having to leave work early to go make less money never sat right with me. My dad has done it for over 20 years as just a side job and loves it.
  9. Pretty sure Baker started 3 years at OU because we beat him in 2015 in the RRS.
  10. I've concluded that Katfid is a Derka sock
  11. I joined USAA in 2008, so I haven't walked into a bank since. However, the only time I miss having a physical location is when I have a large amount of cash to deposit. USAA has had the mobile deposit for a decade or so, but I can't take pics of cash.
  12. I survived. We made $580 which blows my mind considering we had TWO items over $10 and they were both $20. 69% of the money came from baby clothes, and to my wife's credit, probably less than 1% of the items were special enough to keep in her opinion. We both had a "let's get this shit out of the house" mentality. I only had to use Spanish once and I don't think I got robbed. And to top it off, my kids made $48 selling lemonade and cookies.
  13. Any last minute tips? Planned start is 8am so totally expecting people to start showing at 7:30. Every item is labeled with a price tag unless it's less than a $1. My Spanish is decent. I have enough singles to put 2-3 strippers through college. What am I missing?
  14. Dak isn't a top 10 QB in the league, but it's been proven that you don't need one to go to a Super Bowl. If you have a top-5 defense and an offense that is average to above average, winning your conference is not out of the question. I think everyone can agree that our defense is on track and that our offense has the pieces to at least be in the top half of the league. You don't need Dak to go out and win you games every week. You need him to take care of the ball and not make bone-headed decisions, but at the same time have confidence in him to march down the field late in the 4th to put you in position to get a W. I think we have that in Dak. If we don't, then who the fuck are we going to get that is better? If you look at it in a vacuum, you may not think Dak is worth $28-30M, but look around the league and see what everyone else is getting and let me know who you'd like the Cowboys to sign that will either be a) better or b) cheaper and still give us a chance to win.
  15. It's true. See below. But really, I have no idea. You figure any town with a population greater than 100 that's within 1000 miles of tornado alley would have sirens, but we don't.
  16. I live in Abilene, Tx and we don't even have sirens.
  17. Looks like it's weakening. Not much rotation showing on the velocity radar.
  18. Those are not the beavers I was hoping for. Anyone seen any reports about damage to Wright Patt? That first tornado went right over where the AF Museum is. It would be a catastrophic loss if any of those planes were damaged.
  19. https://twitter.com/Evan https://twitter.com/EvanMillward/status/1133222480884228096 Millward/status/1133222480884228096 https://twitter.com/EvanMillward/status/1133222480884228096
  20. Tracking this tornado live on my app. It looks like Wright-Patterson AFB took a direct hit if my geography is right.
  21. This is pretty much me. GS winning another wouldn't bother me because what's the difference between 3 and 4? But Kawhi winning another ring would legitimately piss me off. Fuck him.
  22. I hope GS shocks the world by pulling a post-deadline trade for Zaza who then takes out Kawhi in the first two minutes of Game 1.
  23. You've met her parents but haven't fucked her yet?
  24. I'm sure you could get Thujone's permission
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