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Assman

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  1. 2 weeks in a row with a Horns/Cowboys win. Weeks like this have been hard to come by in the last near decade.
  2. Go play-action here and get some fucking yards. They're loading the box and selling out 100% for the run.
  3. Fuck Ginger if he's playing for a long FG here
  4. Where the fuck was this run defense all year?
  5. Assman

    I want OU

    Nope. I want our D to shove Will Grier's horns down right up his ass.
  6. I don't know if my liver can handle another Nickelson
  7. Icing the punter? MENSA
  8. I missed the first hour, but since 9am they've had a whole lot of nothing. Have they talked about any games at all? Is this what happens when the SEC takes a week off?
  9. Meanwhile, our fans
  10. Haven't you heard? Those forward thinking Congans are hoarding all of the world's Chevy Cobalts in order to impose a retail monopoly for decades to come. Today it's Cobalts. Tomorrow it'll be Cavaliers, Azteks, and Ions. Well, not on my watch! No deadly virus will come between us and our discontinued GM compacts!
  11. I know we're all rooting for OSU to knock off WV, but let's be honest, we've turned into OSU's Super Bowl. If they're not playing us, you can count on them to shit the bed. For some reason, the Pokes always get up for us but can never knock out their supposed rival ousux when we need them to. We need to win out and hope WV takes out the dick gobblers.
  12. I highly doubt it but it'd be pretty funny to have Gameday at a game that half of the country won't be able to watch.
  13. I too like the odds of both of these teams scoring in the double digits.
  14. A few of my buddies did the Bills flyover last week. Thought this was a bad ass pic showing the D-Day paint scheme.
  15. I'll rest easy tonight knowing the future of our national defense will lie with the hillbilly fuck in the front right. I wonder how many jizz jars he had to fill for those medals.
  16. https://247sports.com/Sport/Football/AllTimeRecruitRankings/ Checking out the all-time recruiting list is fun. A lot of great NFL talent, and quite a few busts.
  17. More than you can afford, pal.
  18. That sounds like a terrible "feature". Fuck that.
  19. Dallas goes 1-4 in the next 5, bringing their record to 4-9, then goes 3-0 in their last 3, against an extremely weak schedule, to finish 7-9. Jerruh sees 3 game winning streak as Ginger finally putting the pieces together, and gives him another year. City of Dallas commits mass seppuku.
  20. Wasn't it after the 2016 OSU game where CS said the defense was thinking too much, so to slow things down they got rid of the wrist bands and played a more simple base defense? Do our coaches make things too complicated or are our players just stupid?
  21. How many rushing yards will Duffy put on us next week?
  22. SEC shorts
  23. Not really related to this story, but just wanted to see Topanga's tits.
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