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Assman

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  1. I've said the same thing at least 10 times in the past 5 years, alas that fucker is still here.
  2. To stop the clock in hopes of getting the ball back? Doesn't matter, because if we did, Ginger would fuck it away anyways.
  3. Would be sweet poetic justice if Stoops and Ginger get slept in one weekend, but I'm not that lucky.
  4. I've been to Mogadishu several times, and what the movie doesn't accurately portray is how close the airfield and the city are. In the movie, it takes the helos a solid 5-10 minutes to get from the airfield to Bakaara Market. In real life, this is a 30 sec helo ride. The city is right fucking there. A dude with an AK-47 on top of a downtown building could take out people at the airfield. It's really amazing we didn't lose more people there.
  5. I only let my wife talk to me during commercial breaks, so as they were coming back from the break, she was still talking (naturally), but I was mesmerized by the set of tits seen above. My eyes were glued to the TV, praying one would pop out, when she says "Well did you get a good look?" and I respond "No because the fucking score was in the way". /csb
  6. You shittin' me Clark? Of all the fail we've had taking snaps in the last 8 years, you bring up the only one that was worth a shit? (Sam not included)
  7. This is just some smash mouth SEC football! You sips just don't know!!!11
  8. My post game thoughts: ou still sux
  9. Suck all our dicks.
  10. When was the last time we held OU scoreless on their opening drive?
  11. Coppell-Hebron is probably the game of the week in DFW, so I'd go with that one. I'd pick Trinity-Central if it weren't in SA.
  12. A couple others to put on your list: -Coppell v. Hebron should be a good game. -Richardson v. Pearce is a good rivalry and both are actually decent this year.
  13. Songs that should never be played at DKR: -Sweet Caroline -Livin' on a Prayer -Don't Stop Belivin' -Friends in Low Places Any other shitty piano bar songs I missed? Basically, if you can picture a 40-something cougar in a piano bar, waving her cosmo in the air as she screams the lyrics to this song, it should never be played at a football game.
  14. Give me Mo Bamba over Sweet Caroline or any other classic, played-out, piano bar anthem.
  15. Obvious man here, but damn it's hard to swallow that Tony and Manu are really gone. You keep expecting one of them to check in but it never happens. It's like the dog that runs away from home and never comes back.
  16. Assman

    ISU @ TCU

    It's never good when you can rest your stomach on your knee.
  17. From the cousin-fucking pines of Little Rock....FIGHT!
  18. Don't you dare bad mouth April.
  19. Back in 2007, I bought first row tickets to the Cowboys-Bears game in Chicago. It was an NBC night game, so Andrea Kremer was doing the sideline reporting. During halftime, she happened to be walking right in front of our section, and since there was nothing going on on the field, it was pretty quiet in the stadium. A guy about 5 rows behind me yells at the top of his lungs, "Andrea Kremer...I would eat your shit!". Everyone within a 100' radius of us erupted in laughter. So now, every time I see her, I think about her shit. [/csb]
  20. The periodontist?
  21. If you're going to Stuttgart and not renting a Porsche, you're doing it wrong.
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