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Assman

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  1. Counterpoint:
  2. I'm still baffled by our inability to use the middle of the field on offense. Every pass was to the sideline or a long bomb. This has been an on-going issue through several different offensive coordinators. I'm assuming we just haven't trusted a QB to throw into traffic for about a decade now. It's pretty frustrating because there were some holes in the middle all night.
  3. Dude give it up. You were wrong. The game you're talking about was not in '05, and the National Championship wasn't on the line. Stop being a bitch.
  4. Pos rep for the big brass ones on OP
  5. I think you're missing my point, but yes, dominating shitty teams would be a welcome change.
  6. Yeah but what shitty team did Cougar High beat that we got dominated by? (I know they beat ousux, but I mean a legit shit team like Maryland)
  7. I'm willing to take Temple's coaching staff, sight unseen, and double their salaries. Odds are we'd win more games and save a fuck ton of money.
  8. I'm glad to see everyone is as apathetic as I am.
  9. How many points is Jesus laying?
  10. Wanna go to Yellow Rose?
  11. FIFY
  12. If Herman knows how to do anything, it's how to make it rain.
  13. We went 0-6 against BYU, Cal, and Maryland as our OOC opponents from 2013-2018.
  14. I miss Case
  15. I didn't blow hundreds of dollars to watch the abortion in person.
  16. Kyle Porter's Heisman campaign starts now.
  17. Some family members of mine just spotted Beck at the Holocaust Museum. He said he wanted to end his trip to DC on a high note.
  18. Going into the locker room with a little momentum would be a nice change.
  19. That was this asshole: Line Judge: Kelly Deterding
  20. Bag of dicks aside, I applaud him if this is legit. Everyone dreams of making millions then working at Home Depot, fluffer at a scrip club, or pouring beers at a bar. You can only take so many naps on top of your piles of money before you want to suck start a 12 gauge out of sheer boredom.
  21. Texas 28 Maryland 17
  22. I don't have any flying advice, but don't let the perceived pressure of renting the plane for the USC game force you into the checkride if you're not ready. This is kind of the reverse of "Get Home-itis" that pilots talk about, and it can allow you to talk yourself into shit that you wouldn't normally do.
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