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Assman

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  1. Fucking awesome scene. Got dusty in here during the USA chants and both teams hanging out together for each others alma maters.
  2. RIP to your daughters.
  3. How many fucking names does this dude have? He's the P. Diddy of the KKK.
  4. I'm guessing Corby and Danny making fun of his e-brake win and Bob just doubling down saying 2 minute "set-ups" to questions are ok and that he doesn't see a problem with what he did. Except with the tone of a 4-year old.
  5. Yeah but he also helped kill OG 4Loko
  6. With my 30 hours of helo time, I feel fully qualified to say I will never step foot on a Robinson. Fuck. That.
  7. My mom has a new build here in DFW. She locked in her rate in late Feb since she was due to close on Mar 23rd. Well the builder had to push closing to Mar 30th due to a shortage of garage doors, which means she lost her rate lock. Her new rate is 1% higher than it was last month. She said fuck it, I'm paying cash (even though I advised against this).
  8. I'm going to need a complete intel report on the brunette with the fat ass.
  9. That rotation SW of Jarrell looks nasty.
  10. Doesn't matter how well we played. A difference of 34 fucking FTs is impossible to overcome. Them going into the double bonus with 12(?) minutes left was the death blow.
  11. Be sure to let your pilots know this the next time you step on an airplane.
  12. That video solidifies how important engine-out training and ELPs are in single-engine aircraft.
  13. Konotop is the Waco of Ukraine.
  14. Shit them boys is having the time of their lives!
  15. The worst part of it all is that they didn't win state. They were runner up.
  16. Cheapest ticket down low was $60. WTF. Where am I and what happened to the apathetic fan base?
  17. Work trip has me in Austin tomorrow night so I'm going to grab a ticket to the game. This will be my first basketball game at FEC since I was in school in the early 2000s. Are there any covid protocols? Didn't find shit on the athletics site.
  18. I'm pretty sure I took that pic pretty early in the morning. When I say I spent 3 days by the pool, I mean I spent almost 72 hours by the pool. I would sleep in my room, wake up, immediately head down to the pool, and stay there until it was time for bed. The rooms sucked, all the TV shows were in French, and we couldn't leave the premises. Literally nothing else to do. I ate every single meal I had pool side. But the pool got crowded around noon and stayed that way until the sun went down. Apparently BF and the Laiko Hotel is about as cheap a "resort" vacation gets for the French, so you had a decent amount of them roaming around. Also had some Air France flight attendants hanging their tits out so that was nice.
  19. We were making weekly shuttle runs from Ramstein down to Niamey (Niger) with occasional stops along the way. One of our planes broke in Ouagadougou and needed an engine and prop change. Just the week prior, the local sect of Al Qaeda or ISIS or some other fun loving group attacked the French embassy, killing a few people. The good news is the attackers were never caught, and the group was threatening more attacks. So if you're like me, you're probably thinking this is the perfect opportunity to spend a few days downtown while your plane gets fixed. So my crew and I, along with a group of maintainers, flew down to Ouagadougou on a C-17. We were told when we landed to walk to a certain checkpoint on the airfield, and that a car would be waiting to take us to the hotel. We walked through the checkpoint, which was manned by armed guards who insisted on going through all of our bags. After they had confiscated all of our knives and fleshlights, they allowed us to proceed through to a parking lot, where a man in all black with dark sunglasses on was waiting for us. He was standing next to an idling Land Cruiser that looked like it had recently taken gold at the Burkina Faso demolition derby. I look at my crew, back at this guy, back at the crew, shrug my shoulders, and throw my shit in the back. I figured there was a 50/50 shot I ended up in some hostage video on CNN, but I was going to trust my gut on this one. The next 30 minutes were some of the most nerve racking of my life. The driver, whom I still wasn't completely convinced was the guy we were supposed to meet, was weaving in and out of traffic like Dale Jr. I was almost sure he was taking us straight to Bin Laden himself. Here we were, 4 white guys in a Land Cruiser with untinted windows, amongst nothing but shit box cabs, mopeds, and bikes, speeding through city streets like we were in a 1-party police pursuit. At one point I was so convinced this guy was taking us to the eventual spot of our beheading that I started coming up with a plan to kill him. But alas, before I had to practice my Rex Kwon Do, we pull up to a building surrounded by a 10' iron fence, surrounded by guards holding AK-47s. This was either the presidential palace or our hotel. It ended up being the latter. I spent the next 3 days drinking cold African beers by the pool while the maintainers fixed our plane. Life of aircrew.
  20. Let me know when Molly Phillips is on board.
  21. When you replaced the engine, did you install a serpentine belt system or change the belt routing at all? Water pump might be turning the wrong direction now. Make sure thermostat isn't upside down. (I've done this myself) Are you sure all the air is out of the system? Try drilling a small 1/8" hole in the thermostat to let air pass through. Jack the front of the car up to make sure the radiator cap is the absolute highest point when burping the system. Like others have said, make sure the shroud in front of the radiator is more or less air tight, not letting air pass around the radiator instead of through it.
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