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Texas 56 Florida 0 184 UF yards

Texas 38 Georgia 28 327 yards. We are awesome, and we are going to win every game. This contest will be close and exciting for awhile, but Texas eventually pulls away comfortably. Georgia makes the score more respectable towards the end of the game. And I will be at the game taking everything in. Great weekend ahead. This new moon energy is wild.

Texas 52 OU 10 Texas rushing: 253 yards OU rushing: 78 yards We're going to beat the shit out of them, and this will be the trend for the next 10 years.

Texas 56 Miss St 0 Texas total yards: 554 Mississippi State is the worst team in the SEC by a lot. Texas makes a dominant splash in its SEC debut and secures the shutout. In the words of Anakin Skywalker, "this is where the fun begins."

Texas 49 ULM 10 Arch combined yards 278 Subdued week. The goal here is to get in and get out without injury. Arch gets pulled after we go up by 30ish points, and Owens brings us home.

Texas 56 UTSA 10 Passing 384 Ewers 178/Arch 142/Other 64 Fun game to watch and appreciate our awesome team continue being awesome. These new few weeks will be a slog, but at least we have Texas football. The real fun starts on Oct 12.

Texas 28 Michigan 10 UM receivers: 135 yards Texas maintains control of this game for the majority of the contest. Systematic domination, especially at the lines of scrimmage. Michigan keeps it close for a half, but then Texas pulls away for a comfortable win by double digits. There's no doubt afterward that Texas is for real, and that Michigan's time in the sun is at an end. And as a bonus, Texas wins the Macguffin (see https://sports.yahoo.com/macguffin-why-wolverines-090000933.html if you don't know what I'm talking about) [the spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1170RqPz0ExrvwUHn5A0T-skLN83CVnh8_IguC3alDHQ/edit?gid=0#gid=0]. Another fun fact: we played for the Macguffin twice before in the past 2 years---in our last two contests against Washington---but we were unable to bring it home. That changes on Saturday.

Texas 52 CSU 10 WR yards: 240 Texas sets the tone for the season early. Arch comes in and electrifies. Even Owens has a td drive. This is going to be amazing.

I was hoping to add an extra pair this season, but there weren't any close by that were together. But I did manage to add a single seat directly behind the row of my current 2 seats. So now I have 3 total. I'm a little concerned about how difficult the single seat will be to sell on games where I can't attend--does anyone have experience with selling a single seat ticket for games? It's a decent sent-- lower level about 15 rows up on the 30, east side.

When do we find out if LHF filled out our sugar bowl ticket order?

I just booked my hotel in the French Quarter for Dec 31-Jan 2. Where is the party on NYE? Ready to eat, drink, and be merry and the beat the shit out of Washington the next day.

Texas in the playoff! Why was my thread deleted when I called my shot on this yesterday after the bama win? Looks like new years in New Orleans, bros. Hook em!

I already made a thread about this (but it got deleted because there are so many shell-shook pussies on this board). Texas WILL be in the playoff. It will be made official tomorrow at noon. Bama beating Georgia sealed that outcome for us. Let me spell it out for you. The committee has continuously communicated with their weekly rankings that they value the Texas head-to-head win over Bama, and the committee specifically reiterated the importance of head-to-head THIS WEEK. They’ve been very consistent in keeping Texas ranked ahead of Bama ALL season. There’s no reason at all to assume that the committee will change up now. Most of the talking heads have Texas at #3 right now and believe that the #4 spot is a battle between Bama and FSU. We are fucking good this year. The national media and public perception of Texas has finally realized it (granted, the Oregon and Georgia losses helped with this--resulting in less total cock for the media to gobble). The bottom line is, we are going to the playoff. The only real question at this point is whether we'll be playing Michigan in the Rose Bowl or Washington in the Sugar Bowl. I don't know who the committee will pick between FSU and Bama and frankly I don't care. I think it'd be LOLhilarious if the SEC missed out on the playoff in the final year of the 4-team format (which is a very real possibility).

At the game. We’re about to beat the shit out of Okst. The energy in here is unreal.

Wow, doing the parlay every week as an emotional hedge is brilliant. Glad at least you’re making some lemonade out of all this. What has the payoff been like? We may miss out on the CFP this year, but you’re right in that 4 events still remain that conceivably could put Texas in. And I don’t think there’s ever been a ccg week before that didn’t have at least one crazy upset. For it to not happen again this week would be another first in an already low probability series of firsts. We just need to take care of our business, snatch the big 12 crown, and promptly shove it up yormark’s ass on our way out the door. Whether we’re in the CFP or cotton bowl doesn’t make a shit. This is a great team and it has been an awesome ride. The future is bright.