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Reynolds Woodcock

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  1. Williams would only play at Guard if Jones couldn’t slide to Guard. Williams is absolutely a better college tackle. I also feel like I remember Kent Perkins being much better than Hayden Connor, but I’ve tried to block that period out so I could be wrong. Otherwise, yikes that 2015 roster is ugly. The secondary in particular is holy shit bad.
  2. If we go worse than 9-3 with this talent and this schedule, buckle up for a nice run of mediocrity
  3. I assume the former, but I became a reader post-college, which was after the News acquisition.
  4. As an avid reader of the WSJ, I can confirm that their opinion section is suited for people with 2 digit IQs. It’s basically the Tyler Morning Telegraph opinion section with mass distribution. About once a year I accidentally read something so mind-numbingly stupid that I cancel my sub. They always get me back with some silly promo a few days later.
  5. Posted in the Vegas thread, but caught a nice little heater on Saturday at the Bellagio while flying high on mushrooms with four buddies. One of my friends was rolling. The rest of the table was going crazy, and could not understand why we were supremely more chill than they were. Each of us cashed out doubled up. Of course got wiped out the night before, so it was much needed.
  6. I remember thinking our line in 2018 being pretty decent with Anderson and Cosmi at tackles.
  7. I’m not really a Vegas guy, but was convinced to go with a couple guys this past weekend. Friday night was a typical shit show, but Saturday was a really fun day. 7:50 tee time at Paiute with incredible 70 degree weather. Took mushrooms around 2pm and played craps for a few hours at the Bellagio. After getting wiped on Friday night, all four of us doubled up at a great table and finished slightly up for the weekend. Went to some dim sum place to come down and relive the day. Flight back to the east coast was rough on Sunday. I’m getting too old for this shit.
  8. Quinn looked like a 47 year old man on most of his scrambles last year.
  9. I love the classic, brushed oyster bracelet, but the polished center link they put on the DJs, GMTs and Daytona is just way too blingy for me (subjectively of course).
  10. Fuck yeah let’s go. Any recipe? And where did you find the morels?
  11. Back on my dumb shit
  12. Yep. We had 5 composite 5 stars just from 2018-2021 (Sanders, Bijan, Sterns, Foster, Whittington, not including Bru), then just 2 (Darius James and Malik) from 2013-2017. Of course we had like 9 from 2010-2012, but I digress.
  13. I’m pretty bearish on Sark in general, but even I have to give the guy his props. This is the best overall recruiting stretch (taking into account balance across position groups, particularly important groups) since before Mack gave up after 2005, right?
  14. Not to interrupt the erudite discussion re Ben Chode, but what time are we getting that sweet sweet commitment today?
  15. BO&W 5 minutes from now: Reading on multiple sites that Parker Livingston posted a side face and longhorn emoji
  16. As anyone from Tyler or the Tyler area knows, the Manziels have a long family history of being a scumbag group of people. Johnny is just the latest edition.
  17. I mean for Christ’s sake. I realize I shouldn’t care, but Sark’s stupid fucking attire is akin to Herman’s fuckfacedness for me. Leaves no margin for error on the field.
  18. Let’s pretend that fight happened in a Texas practice. From the IT Staff: Team Notes: You probably heard other sites reporting there was an altercation at practice. We won’t get into details because they shouldn’t be discussed publicly, but let’s just say a kerfuffle took place. As we’ve been telling you for some time, this team has a different fire to it and so fights are to be expected. It’s football. Punishment will be handled internally. Torre Becton is just a different animal. Ian Boyd will have a brief article on Becton’s approach later this week, but simply put every player has added 20 pounds of muscle and lost 20 pounds of fat. Even the guys from Westlake seem to have turned the corner. Recruiting: Eric put in an 80% confidence pick on [insert California lineman or position player]. Gerry is less confident at 67.23%. As always our sources are guys who know their stuff so question us at your own peril (but of course this is recruiting and things could change but only if school X cheats in which case we aren’t to blame).
  19. I mean this with sincerity: what a kick ass mom.
  20. Good Time is a great fucking movie.
  21. Only in America can a white boy who went to Westlake, had his daddy pay for college and gift him 10 grand as an adult think that he was born on first base. A truly impressive level of obtuseness. And anytime you are responding “This” to a Slorch post, probably worth taking a second to ponder.
  22. Oh that’s right. I forgot you were the guy who grew up the beneficiary of government welfare programs and yet claims to have pulled yourself up by your bootstraps. This really is like an old shaggy thread.
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