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Reynolds Woodcock

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  1. Quinn looked like a 47 year old man on most of his scrambles last year.
  2. I love the classic, brushed oyster bracelet, but the polished center link they put on the DJs, GMTs and Daytona is just way too blingy for me (subjectively of course).
  3. Fuck yeah let’s go. Any recipe? And where did you find the morels?
  4. Back on my dumb shit
  5. Yep. We had 5 composite 5 stars just from 2018-2021 (Sanders, Bijan, Sterns, Foster, Whittington, not including Bru), then just 2 (Darius James and Malik) from 2013-2017. Of course we had like 9 from 2010-2012, but I digress.
  6. I’m pretty bearish on Sark in general, but even I have to give the guy his props. This is the best overall recruiting stretch (taking into account balance across position groups, particularly important groups) since before Mack gave up after 2005, right?
  7. Not to interrupt the erudite discussion re Ben Chode, but what time are we getting that sweet sweet commitment today?
  8. BO&W 5 minutes from now: Reading on multiple sites that Parker Livingston posted a side face and longhorn emoji
  9. As anyone from Tyler or the Tyler area knows, the Manziels have a long family history of being a scumbag group of people. Johnny is just the latest edition.
  10. I mean for Christ’s sake. I realize I shouldn’t care, but Sark’s stupid fucking attire is akin to Herman’s fuckfacedness for me. Leaves no margin for error on the field.
  11. Let’s pretend that fight happened in a Texas practice. From the IT Staff: Team Notes: You probably heard other sites reporting there was an altercation at practice. We won’t get into details because they shouldn’t be discussed publicly, but let’s just say a kerfuffle took place. As we’ve been telling you for some time, this team has a different fire to it and so fights are to be expected. It’s football. Punishment will be handled internally. Torre Becton is just a different animal. Ian Boyd will have a brief article on Becton’s approach later this week, but simply put every player has added 20 pounds of muscle and lost 20 pounds of fat. Even the guys from Westlake seem to have turned the corner. Recruiting: Eric put in an 80% confidence pick on [insert California lineman or position player]. Gerry is less confident at 67.23%. As always our sources are guys who know their stuff so question us at your own peril (but of course this is recruiting and things could change but only if school X cheats in which case we aren’t to blame).
  12. I mean this with sincerity: what a kick ass mom.
  13. Good Time is a great fucking movie.
  14. Only in America can a white boy who went to Westlake, had his daddy pay for college and gift him 10 grand as an adult think that he was born on first base. A truly impressive level of obtuseness. And anytime you are responding “This” to a Slorch post, probably worth taking a second to ponder.
  15. Oh that’s right. I forgot you were the guy who grew up the beneficiary of government welfare programs and yet claims to have pulled yourself up by your bootstraps. This really is like an old shaggy thread.
  16. Jesus Christ you guys turned this into an old school Rex Kramer and Slorch thread. Throw in a derka meltdown and a Rocko paystub and we’d have an old shaggy thread. Ill give it up to Rex though. He’s never grown tired of being a silver spooned cement head.
  17. Jesus buddy, take a fucking Xanax or find a friend on a Friday night.
  18. Haha, this is great
  19. So you think all of those coaches I listed are better than Sark at maintaining focus? You may be right, but he seems as good as any when it comes to rallying the troops...Bama game last year and how they came out against blowU are good examples. I'm worried about complacency against the "gimme" games on our schedule for sure though, especially those later in the season. I really don’t think you want to go down the path of comparing Sark’s big game successes vs. failures. I mean you just cited a game we lost and a game against a team without a quarterback as the best examples of “rallying the troops”. I like the guy and hope he succeeds, but the head coach should be your number one concern with this team. We will have more talent across the board than every conference opponent we play. Anything less than a trip to the Big 12 championship is a complete failure.
  20. Sadly FIFY. But I'm sure this is the year it all changes!
  21. 7 out of 11 starters on offense are upper classman (and that isn't even including Ewers and Brooks, who are both in their third years), and 9 out of 11 on defense are upper classman. We are young in some spots but it's not really that bad.
  22. Doris is great and about a billion times superior to Mark Jackson. Van Gundy was a caricature, but he actually had decent insights into the game sandwiched between his stupid diatribes. Can’t say I’ll really miss either of those two.
  23. Damn, that is terrible.
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