Reynolds Woodcock

I see you’ve never been to our football board.

IT Update: “We aren’t making promises, but sources are quietly confident that Arch Manning’s arrival has flipped a switch with Quinn Ewers. He may never reach Hudson Card’s ceiling, but early returns are trending upwards like the stock of an unprofitable tech company in 2020.”

How fucking hard is it to keep your seatbelt on? Are you that fat?

Certainly the first thing that comes to mind for me when I see Margot Robbie in a bathing suit.

T&P for all that you are going through buddy.

Clicking on that link, it’s hilarious how every CFB message board reads virtually the same except around the margins. Player X isn’t coming here because School Y paid him more than we thought he was worth. Doesn’t make sense why he would go there when we have [open depth chart/winning tradition]. We’ll get him in the portal next year. We don’t need him because the coaches are so high on [significantly less talented recruit]. On and on

I’m only partially joking when I ask this, but has anyone done a wellness check on derka?

Keeping the Moonwatch on my buy list, but decided to go this route for this particular occasion. Talked to a few ADs here in Manhattan, and it seems like a 6 month wait for these models unless a guy like @ChiTownDoc puts in a good word. Not the most sought after like Daytonas, GMTs or Subs, so I’m hopeful.

Let’s gooooo. Bob Meyers and Brad Stevens both checking out the squad tonight.

I’ll be there cheering on the Horns with my degenerate Illinois buddy. Let’s get it

Exactly. Imagine if this guy was such a dildo that he bragged about making a burnt orange shirt with “don’t care got jimbo” on it. We would be busting on that jack ass for years to come.

All HarvDog jokes aside, the Tunmise possibility is gruntling. Kid can play.

Saw thread title and thought someone finally made a movie about my 20s.

Fire of Love. Nat Geo doc about two French volcanologists. Available on Disney plus. One of the best films I’ve seen this year. Highly recommend. Some of the shots are just incredible.

So my first kid is due in a few weeks, and I’m taking it as an excuse to get a watch to keep warm for him for the next 18 years or so. I’ve toyed around with a Rolex OP or Explorer I (I have a line on some from a buddy’s dealer), or an Omega Aqua Terra. Maybe a used Submariner if I got lucky on price (trying to stay under $10K). I have some hesitation on the Rolexes because of the stigma they carry at work (I say that without judgment, as I do like the ones I listed above, particularly the Sub and Explorer). While trying on watches today, the one that jumped out, surprisingly, was the Moonwatch. I’ve never really been attracted to it on paper. I just assumed it would be way too big and busy, but it seemed to wear smaller than many 38s I’ve tried. Obviously this is a super common watch, but what are folks’ thoughts? Too big? Too ubiquitous? I might have thought it too casual for a suit pre-pandemic, but I rarely one anymore. Others that I’m not thinking of?

Thanks for explaining the punch line to all of us. I’m not sure we would have been able to grasp that multi-layered, highly-nuanced joke without your brilliant assistance.

You bet your ass our students would have rushed the field if we’d beaten bama this year. It’s going to happen in the next few years, and the olds are just going to have to get over it

White Noise was awesome. Glass Onion was a movie for dummies.

We go 8-4 in year 2 and our imbecile football board is in full meltdown mode. They go 5-7 in year 5, “recruits are on notice!!!”

This is amazing

This last page or so is a great reminder that admission standards at UT used to be much lower.

LFG!!!!

This is not fun