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Grade of D as in David

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  1. Grade of D as in David
    Jesus Donald. Desamsctimonius? Rob? Desamctus? Stay. On. Message. It's Meatball or little Ronnie.
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    Oh I have no idea what the tour will do, but for me they need to pay their pound of flesh. Plus who really wants any of them back, except for maybe DJ or Cam? Phil always a douchebag now tainted goods definitely. Bryson, Reed, Sergio, no take backs, you keep the assholes. Varner, Mito, and the other no names, eh, I'd rather watch JJ Spaun.
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    They would just accidentally shoot themselves down anyway
  4. Grade of D as in David
    If by suspend you mean cut off their dominant hand, then sure I'm cool letting them back in.
  5. Grade of D as in David
    Is this why Trudy's limits you to two Mexican Martinis?
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    I'm take no real consequences for $1,000 Alex
  7. Grade of D as in David
    Peter Gregory had more charisma that meatball ron
  8. Grade of D as in David
    Apparently her eyelids are not fat, just pregnant
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    Shiv would be 300lbs by then, no thanks.
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    The stars make the tour, but individual tournaments are a different animal. Look at the love Block received this week, or the aggy at the Masters. Also some of those small market teams turn into stars, like Max Homa and Tom Kim. Hell Scottie wasn't a star until last year, Rahm really didn't break through until three years ago. Yeah Bryson and Cam were in the top 10, but so were Kurt Kitayama, and Sepp Straka, who both respectively finished better than their LIV counterparts. I agree that nobody tunes in to see JJ Spaun tee it up, but then again I don't really want to see Sergio or Phil dink it around any more either. The only old guard star I would watch regardless of how he is playing is Tiger, but unfortunately that may be over as well.
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    Mickelson is a slimy, insider trading, degenerate gambling asshole that pissed away his fortune. The only reason this is a thing is because he is so terrible with money. He's doing all of the mental gymnastics to try and convince people like you it was for the good of the tour, but it's really because he was broke. He also fucking cheated in the 2018 US Open.
  13. Grade of D as in David
    Well fuck
  14. Grade of D as in David
    That's the coolest thing I have seen in a while. Getting a bit dusty in here.
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    Now she's fired.
  17. Grade of D as in David
    I'm shocked he didn't launch an investigation into White Claw after the Astros World Series victory parade.
  18. Grade of D as in David
    That roar all along the first hole for Block had to be a surreal moment for him.
  19. Grade of D as in David
    I bet he butt heightens.
  20. Grade of D as in David
    Bitch looks like a cone head. Is she from France?
  21. Grade of D as in David
    plus protein shake farts imo
  22. Grade of D as in David
    Oh shit they're booing Bryson and Brooks on the first tee.
  23. Grade of D as in David
    I should have kept my fake id from high school.
  24. Grade of D as in David
    I figured out why aggy couldn't march correctly. They had nobody to help show them.
  25. Grade of D as in David
    I guess they didn't stay up all night learning how to march like these guys.

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