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Grade of D as in David

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  1. Grade of D as in David
    Yeah black lab goes off and acts like a little bitch every now and then. It's best to just ignore him.
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    Needed more bear
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    Hi Tony Buzbee
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    Meh, I would give her a golden shower or Cleveland steamer
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    Yep that's what I'm usually gawking at when I drive by campus as well
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    I'm so fucking in. With this dude and Simo Häyhä, Finland should have beaten the Nazis by themselves
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    It's packed full of vitamins and minerals, you'll need two hands to drink it.
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    Aurora Snow...
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    In the butt
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    Bottled right from the East River
  12. Grade of D as in David
    Is this the military equivalent of "Is it in?"
  13. Grade of D as in David
    Trump Ice (His water company) shut down in 2010. They're going to ingest more chemicals leeched from the plastic bottles than they would from the tap water.
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    How much crypto do you own?
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    Have you been shot by your own gun in an MRI room? Call 444-4444
  16. Grade of D as in David
    They're born to ride Donald Trump?
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    In high school, one of my friends went up to a senior and asked him about his titty bingo shirt. The guy replied "first you need to have access to titties."
  18. Grade of D as in David
    A cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.
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    Real terrorists at the Qatar campus
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    4 in the pink 4 in the stink 2 thumbs like, hey
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    Great haven't you seen Boyz in the hood? Now one of us is going to get shot.
  22. Grade of D as in David
    So here's the thing. I would let almost any woman suck my dick if she wanted to. I think I'd let her if she wanted. I would be disgusted and likely have a hard time staying erect but I'd let her try out of spite.
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    It's expensive to keep repairing all the clogs caused by Okies confused by indoor plumbing every year.
  25. Grade of D as in David
    This is way out of character for Matt. How is he fatigued after one year? He usually doesn't lose interest until 15.

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