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Grade of D as in David

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  1. Yeah black lab goes off and acts like a little bitch every now and then. It's best to just ignore him.
  2. Needed more bear
  3. Meh, I would give her a golden shower or Cleveland steamer
  4. Yep that's what I'm usually gawking at when I drive by campus as well
  5. I'm so fucking in. With this dude and Simo Häyhä, Finland should have beaten the Nazis by themselves
  6. It's packed full of vitamins and minerals, you'll need two hands to drink it.
  7. Is this the military equivalent of "Is it in?"
  8. Trump Ice (His water company) shut down in 2010. They're going to ingest more chemicals leeched from the plastic bottles than they would from the tap water.
  9. Have you been shot by your own gun in an MRI room? Call 444-4444
  10. In high school, one of my friends went up to a senior and asked him about his titty bingo shirt. The guy replied "first you need to have access to titties."
  11. A cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.
  12. Real terrorists at the Qatar campus
  13. 4 in the pink 4 in the stink 2 thumbs like, hey
  14. Great haven't you seen Boyz in the hood? Now one of us is going to get shot.
  15. So here's the thing. I would let almost any woman suck my dick if she wanted to. I think I'd let her if she wanted. I would be disgusted and likely have a hard time staying erect but I'd let her try out of spite.
  16. It's expensive to keep repairing all the clogs caused by Okies confused by indoor plumbing every year.
  17. This is way out of character for Matt. How is he fatigued after one year? He usually doesn't lose interest until 15.
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