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Grade of D as in David

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  1. He doesn't even understand colors, he doesn't know red from hell.
  2. What if your crush is Mackenzie bezos?
  3. How did they turn cave paintings into a book?
  4. It's about that time of year. How are the gourds looking?
  5. No jacket is the slippery slope that got us here to hoodies and shorts.
  6. We can only have one member of Congress dressing like an asshole at a time. Fetterman and Jordan need to square off in a death match to determine who gets to continue dressing down in the Capitol.
  7. Good news for pats fans, 2 season tickets just opened up
  8. I like to think it was a more Vacation like exchange. I think he's going to pork her. He's not going to pork her Russ. Ok he might pork her, let's get someone down there.
  9. You can take the escort out to the theater, but you can't take the escort out of the girl. Hell she's a 30something grandma for a reason.
  10. Oh the Kawhi trade strategy.
  11. You have to make up quotes from people she normally would believe. For instance if she believes in the healing powers of crystals then quote Gwyneth Paltrow, if she's a basic white lady quote Taylor Swift or Beyonce.
  12. That black lab giving her side eye cracks me up
  13. Based on the poster I'm guessing, white snake, warrant, and def leppard
  14. If President Obama were seen wearing a tan suit AND grabbing Michelle's tits at a theater performance they would either push to end all performances because they promote "grooming" or push for resegregation so their children won't be subjected the uncontrollable carnal desires of "those people".
  15. You might get a handjob out of it
  16. Say it again, this time... slowly.
  17. This is the best weather day in the last six months easy
  18. Oh God explosive plays, Kirby, that didn't work out for Mack
  19. Yeah bad ass tribute uniforms
  20. Just started in 78758
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