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Spawn of Cthulhu

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    Calvin Johnson and Irving Fryar certainly helped pad those numbers.
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    70% of the time, our play calls fail every time.
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    South Austin might be a Le Batard.
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    Cow Reese
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    Is hiring Urban going to lead to Auschwitz, Buchenwald, or (why not) both? Because I'm fine if we simply stop at the partition of Poland and seizing the low countries.
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    No Thanks Given.
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    I was joking. Just thought of the poster I least want to hear from on any topic.
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    As long as the banner is flying on a B-52 or two, I’m in.
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    Randolph Duke.
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    You're praying that we'll take Scott Frost off of your hands.
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    Maybe we’ll skullfuck them/JB
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    For all the shit we give the Werhmacht, they definitely weren't fake army.
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    What's his Surly handle?
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    I will brush her hair, undress her everywhere
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    #OkRandolph #StayInYourThread
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    He’s dyslexic and thought he was committing to the University of Penn State.
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    Would you describe yourself as a glass completely empty or a glass half-full of poison, acid, and AIDS kind of guy?
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    4 3 2 1 with a bit of alcohol and a very dark room for the 4&3
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    Young Karen led a life that was quite steamy She stalked Jimbo who she thought was dreamy But time caused her ovaries to shrivel And filled her Depends with urine dribble While rendering her juices curdled and creamy
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    Bear>>Wren on the animal fierceness scale.
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    Worst Penthouse Forum letter ever.
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    The only good thing to come out of CS' Halloween visit to Ames.

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