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Spawn of Cthulhu

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    Certifiably Surly.
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    Warehime caused some minor bathroom flooding while recruiting. One CTJ was very unexcited about that.
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    Does anyone know if crossbows, throwing stars, and shit like that work in space? Sorry if I'm not on the right /r/. Thx.
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    He shouldn't be allowed to hold that kid over tile or hardwood floors.
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    She can give you a handjob with both hands tied behind her back.
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    I know he endorses the Bible and all, but I must confess that I took the Lord's Name in vain often when I watched Gideon in 2008-9.
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    Let's not forget that the next year, on an even bigger stage, he made an INT that a lot of DBs wouldn't have made.
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    I'll give dad a call.
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    Brian Kelly is so mean that he once shot a man for filming.
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    Finished off with some Thunderbird White.
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    Army did really well against South Carolina in '64 and '65 IIRC. Armybrat would be able to provide some anecdotes.
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    At least Case McCoy just got arrested and later went on to earn eternal scoreboard glory.
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    I used to get free beer while underage (back when it was 19) to serve as an usher for the San Antonio Gunslinger games in Alamo Stadium back in the mid-80s. Great way to spend an afternoon. Rose Bowl star Rick Neuheisel was the QB.
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    She can't carry Christine McVie's jock.
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    Relax, when you want to (sign) CUM.
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    Ketch is working on mysteries without any clues.
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    South Austin's mom used the same excuse for her numerous failed gonorrhea tests.
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    The heavy rain put out the fire.

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